Oh this one is a doozie, yer getting 3 fun stories in one. We jump off the main narrative and fast forward all the way to this past weekend. Where I was dressed like a clown for a dunk tank at the Mattress Factory Trash Bash. And we pop back to 2013 and hear a couple quick tales of mermaids, giant ass cheeks, fake blood and the train to Coney Island. and......and.............SPIDERMAN!!!!