The Asscasters are back this week to talk about how bad the Bears are, Taylor Swift and Brittney Mahomes in a knife fight, and the emergence of Skippy Horowitz as a force in broadcasting. Schawe, Scrode, and Baby Javier touch on pro and college football, but also give a deep dive on the upcoming NHL season. How good will Bedard be? Does New Jersey have enough goaltending to win the Cup? How good was the 2003 Draft Class? Find a nice spot on the couch, clean your cheeks, and gear up for another episode of the Asscast.