Episodes

  • 🍺 Cold Brews & Desire Resorts Burning Questions 🔥
    Dec 12 2024

    🍺 J. turns up the heat on this frosty episode, kicking things off in a 👙 micro bikini while braving the chill and sipping on a tasty brew from Brazos Valley Brewing Company in Brenham, TX. 🌨️

    📬 Diving into an old question from Instagram follower The Beer Sith, J. explores the world of craft beer in Europe. To get the scoop, she reaches across the 🌍 pond to the cheerful crew at Meanwood Brewing in chilly Leeds, Yorkshire, UK, uncovering their favorite beers and the latest trends in European craft brewing.

    🔥 BUT the temperature rises as the conversation shifts to burning questions about Desire Riviera Maya Resort from a recent episode. With curious DMs 📩 still pouring in, J. serves up some sizzling 🔥 insights into the intrigue and interest sparked by their spicy escapades.

    ✨ Grab a brew and tune in for the fun, froth, and fiery revelations! 🎙️

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    Send us your beer suggestions, your funny stories, or maybe questions you want answered from a women's point of view.

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    39 mins
  • He’s a Breast Man! 🍗🤣
    Dec 5 2024

    🦃 Join us as we recap our wild and festive Thanksgiving, featuring a tiny 5-liter keg of Shiner Bock Holiday Cheer 🍻, a little naughty whipped cream 🍦, and plenty of laughs 😂.

    📻 We revisit hilarious moments from recent podcasts that gave us shoutouts, like Craft Beer Republic (revealing the Trader Joe's single cans secret 🍺) and The Neighborhood Beer Club, which hilariously confirmed J.’s keen eye 👀 for spotting boobs and butts 🍑🍒 on a beer can label (she totally did!).

    🌍 She gushes about Meanwood Brewing in the U.K., calling their social media reels the absolute best—laugh-out-loud brilliance every day. While discovering Beer Church Brewing live on air, she declared she’s ready to ✈️ book a flight to dive into their Neapolitan-style pizzas 🍕. Could a summer beer pilgrimage be in the works?

    ✨ This episode is all about giggles 🤭, great beer 🍺, and holiday cheer 🎄 as we get lit, laugh and toast to the good times. Grab a pint 🍺 and join the fun!

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    33 mins
  • Sexy Secrets of Desire Riviera Maya and Desire Pearl
    Nov 29 2024

    Our previous two podcasts on Desire Riviera Maya and Desire Riviera Maya Pearl in Puerto Morelos, Mexico, continue to be our most popular downloaded episodes. Clearly, people are searching on Spotify and Apple for podcasts to learn more about these incredible, one-of-a-kind resorts. So, A & J are back to break down the vibe, answer the big question: are they worth the money?, and share why these resorts are so unique.

    These incredible, one-of-a-kind resorts continue to spark curiosity, and it's clear why – people want the real scoop on what makes them so unique. Are they worth the investment? What’s the vibe like? A & J, while not part of the upside-down pineapple crowd, share why they find these resorts to be the perfect place to strip away life’s stresses and reconnect as a couple.

    Get ready for an honest breakdown of the atmosphere, amenities, and experiences that make Desire Resorts special – plus a few laugh-out-loud warnings on what to expect. Whether you’re a curious first-timer or a returning guest, this episode is packed with insights on how these resorts can take your relationship to the next level, in a way that’s sexy, fun, and uniquely Desire. Tune in for the laughs, the tips, and maybe a little inspiration for your next getaway!

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    34 mins
  • She Likes Pushing the Limits
    Nov 21 2024

    Pour yourself a pint and get ready for a wild ride! This week, J. isn’t just sipping Pecan Pie Porter by Clown Shoes Brewing—she’s also slapping around some A.I., pushing its limits like the digital domme she knew she was. Meanwhile, A. drops the mic (and J.’s jaw) with a lesson in “queening” that leaves J. blushing, bewildered, and maybe a little curious. From funny A.I. postings on their Instagram account to downright dirty tech talk, we’re here to bring the laughs, the shocks, and the suds. It’s sexy, it’s smart, it’s messy—just like your favorite fall brew. Tune in and join the chaos! Cheers! 🍻

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    26 mins
  • Who got to "feel up" her up this week?
    Nov 14 2024

    What’s better than flames and an adrenaline rush? Nothing... except maybe J’s dangerously tiny, flame-patterned top peeking over that perfectly paired Evel Knievel Imperial IPA from Destihl Brewery!

    Whew, is it getting hot in here, or is it just us?!

    This week, things get wild as we spill the details on who got a hands-on experience with J’s "DD assets" and we debate whether it’s time to launch our “Free Beer and Happy Endings” campaign for office. Grab your cold brew and brace yourself for some hilariously naughty banter—tune in to find out if this is our best (or hottest) idea yet! 🍻🔥

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    28 mins
  • What question got her blushing?
    Nov 7 2024

    Set sail with us for a playful and unforgettable episode as we dish on our favorite cruise port stops! Including the story of when A. got a little handsy with J. at our top recommended island spot. We’re bringing you beauty, beer, and some naughty insights.

    PLUS we tackle a male listener question that made J. blush and stumble—it's naughty, it’s funny, and you might even learn a thing or two! Tune in for travel tips, steamy moments, and a boatload of giggles as we navigate through this adventurous, slightly scandalous, and totally tie up educational episode!

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    36 mins
  • Boo-licious Banter & Manscaping Mischief
    Oct 31 2024

    Get ready as we dive into some hands-on manscaping discussion (J. insists she’s the right one for the job!), Halloween party antics, and the groping Skeletor. We’ll also spill J's first make out memory, scary movie thrills, and serve up some fun, unsolicited relationship advice. Grab a cold drink and come laugh along with us in this flirty, spooky, and a little-too-fun episode! 🎃👻

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    37 mins
  • Rainy Blues to Brewery Brews
    Oct 24 2024

    What do you do when you’re stuck in a dreary, rainy city, far from the blazing Texas sun? You find the nearest brewery, dive into some hot sausages, and sip your way through the gloom with tasty beer! 🍺 Join us as we recap our trip to Portland, Oregon—complete with shock, rain-induced wardrobe changes, and a desperate longing for tiny tops. We were shocked by the amount of dirtiness and homelessness around the city, which made us appreciate Texas even more. We kissed the ground the second we landed back home!

    Oh, and want to know if J. prefers chocolate syrup or whipped cream during sexy time? *Wink* We’ve got that too.

    Plus, we share some of the funniest stories and posts from our awesome Instagram fans.

    Grab a cold beer, y'all—it’s time to warm up with some laughs! 🤠🍻

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    41 mins