Episodes

  • Elon Musk Loves Donald Trump While Donuts Try to Kill Us!

    Elon Musk Loves Donald Trump While Donuts Try to Kill Us!
    Feb 9 2025
    The White House turns into a romantic comedy as Elon Musk declares his love for Trump (while Melania "will be okay with it somehow"). Meanwhile, Trump's trying to start a trade war during a coffee date with Japan's Prime Minister, South African farmers are saying "hard pass" to his rescue mission, and two million toxic donuts are attempting the largest mass breakup with American stomachs in FDA history. The world's gone mad, and Patrick Gutfield's got all the delicious - and possibly contaminated - details.
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    8 mins
  • Trump's Super Bowl Circus: Taylor vs Trump, Fake Football History

    Trump's Super Bowl Circus: Taylor vs Trump, Fake Football History
    Feb 7 2025
    Patrick Gutfield dissects Trump's wild Super Bowl week, from his Taylor Swift feud to inventing a fake coaching history with Tommy Tuberville. Plus: Why Dawn Staley can't watch her Eagles thanks to Air Force One, and how Trump's presence at the Super Bowl is making for some awkward conversations in Kansas City.
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    8 mins
  • Trump Takes Media to New Heights: From 60 Minutes Meltdown to White House Disco Dreams | Patrick Gutfield on JD Vance's Medieval Tweet Storm

    Trump Takes Media to New Heights: From 60 Minutes Meltdown to White House Disco Dreams | Patrick Gutfield on JD Vance's Medieval Tweet Storm
    Feb 6 2025
    Patrick Gutfield rips into Trump's wild week of media attacks, from demanding CBS shut down over edited footage to his plans for a one hundred million dollar White House disco ballroom. Plus: His Press Secretary invents the "grocery pump," and VP JD Vance tries to justify immigration policy with medieval philosophy.
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    6 mins
  • Trump's Plans to take over Gaza, obliterate Iran and Why the Super Bowl Just Got WAY More Complicated!

    Trump's Plans to take over Gaza, obliterate Iran and Why the Super Bowl Just Got WAY More Complicated!
    Feb 5 2025
    Today's absolutely bonkers headlines: Trump leaves instructions to OBLITERATE an entire country if he's taken out (totally normal presidential behavior), the CIA offers to PAY its entire workforce to quit (because who needs spies anyway?), and the Super Bowl becomes a three-ring circus as Trump becomes the first sitting president to attend! Plus: Trump's wild plan to turn Gaza into the "Middle East Riviera" (because what war zone doesn't need a beach club?). Join Patrick Gutfield for the most insane news day of 2025 so far!
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    6 mins
  • WAFFLE HOUSE EGG CRISIS + Biden's SECRET Hollywood Deal + Your Brain is Now 50% PLASTIC?

    WAFFLE HOUSE EGG CRISIS + Biden's SECRET Hollywood Deal + Your Brain is Now 50% PLASTIC?
    Feb 4 2025
    Our brains are filling up with microplastics faster than a Kardashian's Instagram fills up with sponsored content! Plus, Waffle House adds a surcharge that has breakfast lovers scrambling, and Joe Biden signs with Hollywood's biggest agency - is "The Real Ex-Presidents of D.C." coming to streaming? Patrick Gutfield breaks down these stories and more in today's absolutely not-plastic-free episode. Warning: May contain traces of eggs, reality TV pitches, and concerning scientific developments about what's actually inside your head.
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    6 mins
  • Trump Wants Norway's Piggy Bank, Canada Dumps Our Bourbon, and MTG Becomes Language Police!

    Trump Wants Norway's Piggy Bank, Canada Dumps Our Bourbon, and MTG Becomes Language Police!
    Feb 3 2025
    Today's Political Circus: Trump dreams up a trillion-dollar investment fund (with money we don't have), Canadians are hate-drinking local wine, Marco Rubio's running an agency through his mystery friend, Mexico found ten thousand troops behind their couch, and MTG's auditioning to be America's Accent Coach! Host Patrick Gutfield explains why this is basically an episode of reality TV, but with nuclear weapons. Warning: May contain traces of international diplomacy and hurt feelings.
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    11 mins
  • NEW TRUMP TARIFFS EXPLAINED: Why Everything From Your Car To Your Breakfast Burrito Is About To Cost WAY More

    NEW TRUMP TARIFFS EXPLAINED: Why Everything From Your Car To Your Breakfast Burrito Is About To Cost WAY More
    Feb 2 2025
    President Trump just declared economic war on our three biggest trading buddies, and your wallet is caught in the crossfire. Here's what's ACTUALLY happening with these massive new tariffs (and why you should buy those avocados NOW):
    ✓ Canada and Mexico hit with twenty-five percent tariffs
    ✓ China gets slapped with ten percent
    ✓ Canadian oil gets special ten percent rate (because apparently freezing in the dark isn't part of the plan)
    ✓ Prices could spike IMMEDIATELY on groceries
    ✓ That new car you've been eyeing? Maybe wait on that
    ✓ Canada's plotting revenge with whiskey and peanut butter (seriously)
    ✓ Mexico's President Sheinbaum is NOT happy
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    7 mins
  • CHAOS ALERT! Trump's Trade War EXPLODES as Canada Threatens 'Forceful' Response! (Plus: The Great Email Signature Purge of 2025!)

    CHAOS ALERT! Trump's Trade War EXPLODES as Canada Threatens 'Forceful' Response! (Plus: The Great Email Signature Purge of 2025!)
    Jan 31 2025
    The federal government melts down over pronouns in email signatures while Trump plays chicken with our biggest trading partners! Will Canada unleash its "forceful but reasonable" revenge? Did the feds just copy-paste Elon's homework for their buyout plan? Join Patrick Gutfield for a wild ride through today's absolutely bonkers news as we break down how the government is running like a chatbot with a grudge. From mysterious external emails to tariff threats flying faster than a Twitter edit button, this episode has more plot twists than your cousin's third wedding. Plus: Why the Department of Transportation had to pause their plane crash response to update their email signatures. You literally can't make this stuff up!

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    7 mins