Being a runner is like being yourself for a change
Because a certain swain, if some mountain
Could gain the point of liberty to its bounds;
Soon would our race from every shore be found,
Wherein a league with prow I meant to sail,
Though stormy oceans roll each ship between:
Neptune the standards of each manly page,
His spirits were brought to some distant shore.
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