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Blood Weed

Written by: Dan Abramson, Matt Klinman
Narrated by: Haley Joel Osment, Maria Bakalova, Hugo Armstrong, Clayton English, Full Cast
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  • A charismatic young tech entrepreneur, Chase Stapp, played by Haley Joel Osment (Goliath, The Kominsky Method), concocts a designer cannabis brand and has high hopes of disrupting the entire budding industry. But when a powerful criminal organization—including a ruthless captor named Yelena, played by Maria Bakalova (Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, Bodies Bodies Bodies)—makes Chase an offer he can’t refuse, his dream, his company, and his life are at risk of going up in smoke. Featuring an intoxicating ensemble cast with Clayton English, Zach Cherry, Kimberly Hébert Gregory, Lennon Parham, Mitra Jouhari, and more, this dark comedy spans the seedy underbelly of cannabis, crime, startups, stoners, and stone-cold killers. Everybody is dying for a hit. The secret’s in the sauce.
    ©2022 Dan Abramson & Matthew Klinman (P)2022 Audible, Inc.
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Episodes
  • Episode 1: Hall of Flowers

    Episode 1: Hall of Flowers
    Apr 20 2023
    Rich tech brat CEO Chase Stapp and washed up '00s rap star Coal Fusion are set to debut their hot new weed company Elevator when Andrey, a mysterious partner from Coal’s past, emerges with an offer they can’t refuse….
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    26 mins
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  • Episode 2: The Pipeline

    Episode 2: The Pipeline
    Apr 20 2023
    Kidnapped and chained up, Chase tries to trick his captor, Yelena, into helping him escape. At Elevator, Andrey taps into his skills as a ruthless mercenary to become an effective CEO.
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    27 mins
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  • Episode 3: Blood Weed

    Episode 3: Blood Weed
    Apr 20 2023
    An abandoned warehouse is double booked for two criminal operations, leading to a bloody mess that both the Russian mob and Elevator must clean up. Chase tries to get on Yelena’s good side by introducing her to some modern IT solutions to her work management problems.
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    27 mins
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About the Creator - Matt Klinman

About the Creator

Matt Klinman is a writer, director, and actor living in Los Angeles. He got his start writing for Funny or Die and The Onion, where he wrote for video series including Onion News Network, Sex House, and Porkin’ Across America. In audio, he co-created the Team Coco series Smartr and wrote for Spotify's The Last Degree of Kevin Bacon and Audible's 64th Man. In television, his credits include shows for Comedy Central and the Adult Swim infomercials For Profit Online University, Smart Pipe, and Book of Christ. He also created and stars in the show High Science on Discovery and HBOMax.
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Don't even bother...

Reading all these reviews. This is absolutely awesome, listen to it. Thugs, drugs, blood and piss

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Unexpectedly Great

Started this up because I couldn’t find anything else I felt like listening to, then ended up really liking it. You don’t have to be into cannabis to enjoy this podcast. It was a good story, with high production quality.

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couldn't stop listening! loved it

really enjoyed this story. the cast did amazing. i definitely recommend this listen. funny and interesting

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