Episodes

  • Cancelled Is Cancelled
    Feb 3 2025

    The courtroom doors are closing one final time, but not before some serious drama unfolds in this explosive last episode of Cancelled.

    Sometimes the most dramatic cancellations happen behind the mic. Is there a feud? (Hint: yes). Are there accusations of laziness? (Obviously).

    Between reminiscing about Demi Lovato's ghost-serenading era and that time Michael Clarke took his shirt off in Noosa, we're unpacking what really goes down when a podcast ends and it's giving "Don't Worry Darling" press tour energy.

    To our beloved Lazy Gewls - you're about to find out why choosing sides is harder than deciding whether Jada Pinkett Smith revealed too much.

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    A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
    Ariana "Stormed Out Of An Aussie Photoshoot" Grande
    It Ends With Us Drama
    The O.C: Seth's Behind The Scenes Antics & The Issue With Marissa
    Bennifer
    Lady Gaga
    Billie Eilish: The Most Bizarre Interview Of All Time
    Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
    Kim ‘Throw Sh*t At A Wall & See What Sticks’ Kardashian
    JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa

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    If you’re looking for something else to listen to why not check out our hilarious and seriously unhelpful podcast The Baby Bubble hosted by Clare and Jessie Stephens.

    Or click here to listen to But Are You Happy, hosted by Clare Stephens.

    Or click here to listen to the hosts of Mamamia Out Loud open up about creativity and how they stay inspired.

    CREDITS:

    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish

    Audio Producer: Scott Stonach

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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    40 mins
  • The Wildest Stories On 7th Heaven [throw back]
    Jan 8 2025

    Today we welcome an entire TV show into the Cancelled courtroom, 7th Heaven aka the Bible re-written for Fox 8.

    So whether you sat through the random marathons on Saturdays or have never watched an episode we are here to prove to you how truly cooked this show was, and of course assign charges and sentences.

    And we ask some very important questions like should a teenager go to jail over stealing a single drinking glass? And should a child be suspended for simply sticking up their rude finger?

    Listen to the full episode here: 7th “Stop Trying To Be The Bible” Heaven

    A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
    Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr
    Russell “Text Message Divorce” Brand
    Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" Bloom
    James "Ruins Everything" Corden

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    Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

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    15 mins
  • That Bizarre Emma Stone Casting Decision [throw back]
    Jan 6 2025

    Emma Stone is a talented and much loved actress, but does she deserve all the accolades?

    We're unpacking the life and crimes of Emily (not Emma) Stone. Including the movie that should have sunk the career's of some of Hollywood's biggest stars - Aloha.

    Listen to the full episode here: Emma "The Movie Of Which We Do Not Speak" Stone

    LIKE THIS EPISODE? YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
    The “Ryan Gosling’s Face Is Too Hot” Notebook
    Jennifer “Curse Of The Cool Girl” Lawrence
    Taylor "How I Uncancelled Myself" Swift (Taylor’s Version)
    Leonardo "Pussy Posse" DiCaprio

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    Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at podcast@mamamia.com.au

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    14 mins
  • Drew Barrymore: Unemployable By 14 [throw back]
    Jan 5 2025

    Drew Barrymore's very early relationship with acting and fame has shaped her into an overly honest and intense person. She invites the big celebrities onto her self-titled talk show and we all squirm while watching her interact.

    So why was she unemployable by 14?

    Listen to the full episode here: Drew "You're Too Close" Barrymore

    CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!

    A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
    Hugh "Made Some Terrible Decisions" Grant
    Katy "Feud With Taylor Swift" Perry
    Emily "Wait, Did You Say Divorce?" Blunt

    SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    11 mins
  • Bennifer And The Box Office Disaster [throw back]
    Jan 1 2025

    This is a risk assessment we did on Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck's relationship days before they broke up.

    For J-Lo and Ben, entering the Cancelled courtroom together is just another collaboration to add to their long list of projects, so why not one more?

    Before "Bennifer" even existed, they starred in a (very wrong) movie called Gigli. Skip forward twenty years, they've rekindled their love, married and made a few more films, like This Is Me... Now and The Love Story Never Told. Art.

    Listen to the full episode here: Bennifer: When Your Marriage Has Too Much Content.

    A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
    Jennifer "I Just Use Olive Oil" Lopez
    Ben "The Man With The Full Back Tattoo" Affleck

    SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
    podcast@mamamia.com.au

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz & Kimberley Braddish
    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    16 mins
  • Jojo Siwa Pissing Off The Internet [throw back]
    Dec 30 2024

    Welcome to the Cancelled courtroom not so little one, we heard you invented a genre of music?

    You might know JoJo Siwa from Dance Moms or Nickelodeon or those big-ass JoJo Bows in children's hair, or you've probably seen her dressed as the rock band Kiss for no apparent reason.

    Listen to the full episode here: JoJo "Get Your Ex On Your Podcast" Siwa.

    A LIST OF EVERYONE WE'VE CANCELLED ALONG THE WAY:
    Lindsay "Wait Is That A Sex List?" Lohan
    Drake "Too Many Diss Tracks"

    CLICK HERE FOR LAZY GEWL GIVEAWAYS!!!!

    SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
    podcast@mamamia.com.au

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Kimberley Braddish
    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    17 mins
  • The Most Disastrous Press Tour Of All Time [throw back]
    Dec 29 2024

    Dakota Johnson, the star of Madame Web, might just be our favourite nepo baby we’ve welcomed into the Cancelled courtroom.

    This is a moment from our big episode on Dakota. Was she purposely trying to f*** Madame Web?

    Listen to the full episode here: Dakota "Madame Web Of Lies" Johnson.

    WANT MORE? LISTEN TO THIS:
    Fifty Shades Of "Nobody Wants To Be Naked & Crying" Grey
    Bradley "You've Never Even Met Him" Cooper
    Robert “Keep Your Regret To Yourself” Pattinson

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    SEND US YOUR LAZY GEWL STORIES:
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    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

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    15 mins
  • What Miranda Kerr Packed In Her Hospital Bag [throw back]
    Dec 25 2024

    Miranda Kerr is a supermodel, business mogul and earth mother, but she's also a photoshop genius that we could all learn something from.

    We unpack the life and crimes of the girl from Gunnedah, like reportedly dating a criminal (not J-Lo), sharing questionable health information and the more serious crime of cultural appropriation.

    And, we go through her iconic baby bag and decide if a salt lamp is an important tool for the birthing process.

    Listen to the full episode here: Miranda "Salt Lamp" Kerr.

    You can share your lazy gewl stories here.

    LOVED THIS? HERE'S MORE CANCELLED:
    Pete "Slippery Slope" Evans (Part 1)
    Pete "Activated" Evans (Part 2)
    Orlando "Put Your Penis Away" Bloom
    Justin "Left His Pet Monkey In Germany" Bieber
    Selena “Let's Talk About The Kidney” Gomez

    CREDITS:
    Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens

    Executive Producer: Talissa Bazaz

    Audio Producer: Thom Lion

    Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures.

    Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribe

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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    7 mins