Bisexual fantasy fullfilment anyone? Monica and Zenaida watch Constantine (2005) and can't shut up about Rachel Weisz's face, Keanu Reeves' monster hands, and Tilda Swinton's slick enby fashion. There's demons and stuff, too, I guess. And feet. A whole lotta wet feet. Tarred feet, too, if that tickles you. We don't kink shame here.