Episodes

  • An Interview With Michael Bevan

    An Interview With Michael Bevan
    Feb 13 2021
    When our regular top order segments collapse in a heap, we need somebody at the back end of the show to get us home. Luckily, we have Michael Bevan joining us in this thrilling season finale to do just that. First, he consolidates with a Short Ball segment in which we discuss his phenomenal 185* (132) for a Rest of the World XI in 2000 and the art of batting (or podcasting) with tailenders. Then he rebuilds the episode by discussing his new Batting Mentor service (battingmentor.com). Finally, he brings us home in dramatic fashion with our ‘Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer?’ quiz, in which we play a quick game of ‘Guess the New Michael Bevan’. Enjoy! Short Ball video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIgQbQGHr2s Sign up for Michael Bevan’s Batting Mentor service here: https://www.battingmentor.com/
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    43 mins
  • The Ridiculous Border-Gavaskar Series

    The Ridiculous Border-Gavaskar Series
    Jan 27 2021
    Cat and Dan are back talking all about the ridiculously good Border-Gavaskar series, as well as other recent cricket matters, including Mickey Arthur’s OnlyFans page, Wes Agar on Baywatch and how we would sledge Sir Jimmy Anderson. Plus! Dan’s new favourite cricket commentator. It’s probably not who you think. This episode is sponsored by The Ridiculous Ashes podcast, available via https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-ridiculous-ashes-podcast/id1547098563
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    53 mins
  • Can't Bowl, Won't QR

    Can't Bowl, Won't QR
    Dec 4 2020
    Cat and Dan are back, covering all things cricket, including Stuart Broad’s SPOTY nomination, the tallness of Cameron Green, California zoos and, of course, QR codes. We’re joined by Craig Dodson (@fromfineleg on Twitter) for the quiz, where we play a version of something that may or may not be Scattergories. This episode is sponsored by Dan’s new book, The 50 Greatest Australian Cricketers (of the Past 50 Years). Buy your copy via 50greatestcricketers.com and be the hero that Christmas needs.
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    50 mins
  • You Can't Spell 'Implausible' Without 'IPL'

    You Can't Spell 'Implausible' Without 'IPL'
    Oct 13 2020
    Halfway through the IPL season, Cat and Dan break down what’s happened so far and make (some already invalidated) predictions about what will happen for the rest of the tournament. Also, the Sheffield Shield is back, and the Australian women’s team are on their way to a hundred-match ODI winning streak. Plus: why was Ricky Ponting’s men’s team so lame? How’s Steve Smith’s guitar playing going? And which cricketer has the best new football podcast? All is revealed in this episode. This episode is sponsored by Dan’s new book, The Fifty Greatest Australian Cricketers (of the past 50 years). Pre-order it at 50greatestcricketers.com
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    51 mins
  • The Ten Funniest Moments of the England Test Summer

    The Ten Funniest Moments of the England Test Summer
    Aug 31 2020
    What were the ten funniest moments of the recently completed England Test summer? Was it something to do with Stuart Broad (almost certainly)? Or Ben Stokes (also almost certainly)? Or something else entirely? Cat and Dan break it all down, and throw in a few honourable mentions as well. This episode is sponsored by Dan’s new book, The Fifty Greatest Australian Cricketers (of the past 50 years). Pre-order it at 50greatestcricketers.com
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    44 mins
  • Emergency 3TC Episode

    Emergency 3TC Episode
    Jun 18 2020
    Those geniuses over in South Africa have bloody well cracked the code. They’ve created the greatest form of cricket there is - 3 Team Cricket, or 3TC for short. What is it? Who’s playing it? How will it change your life for the infinitely better? Cat and Dan break it all down.
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    25 mins
  • Are YOU Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer

    Are YOU Smarter Than A Fifth Grade Cricketer
    May 10 2020
    In the latest episode, Cat and Dan discuss the potential for fake saliva, muse over which Australian cricketer is most likely to exhibit hamster-like tendencies and admire the ongoing greatness of the Monty Channel. Plus: Are YOU smarter than a fifth grade cricketer? Find out with our podcast treasure hunt! Just answer the following questions. Q1. How many times is the phrase ‘The Hundred’ used in the sting to that section of the show? Q2. Who batted in the (answer to Q1) position in the first innings from the match we covered in detail during the podcast? Q3. Spell the full name of (answer to Q2) backwards. Go to that backwards name on Twitter for your next clue. Q4. What (answer to Q3) did we mention in the podcast? Q5. Go to https://www.cantbowlcantthrow.com/(first 3 letters of answer to Q4)/ for your prize Have fun!
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    33 mins
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    Apr 26 2020
    In the latest episode of our podcast, we marvel at the number of cricket podcasts still in existence, steadfastly ignore the probable demise of The Hundred and try very hard to come up with other things for everybody to do while there’s no cricket on.
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    27 mins