Crispy Coated Robots

Written by: Jim Kovacik - Jason Meeker - Joseph Johnson
  • Summary

  • "THE FUTURE SUCKS, but Jim, Jason and Joseph intend to change that!"---Each week these three brave pop culture agents (the Crispy Coated Robots) receive orders from the home office in the far radioactive future requesting they submit individual Top 5 lists on various predetermined mundane topics about the late 20th and early 21st centuries.

    © 2024 Crispy Coated Robots
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Episodes
  • Crispy Coated Robots #249 - Movies We Are Thankful For
    Nov 26 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode explains the difference between Sh..t and Shinala.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph give thanks for the movies that have a special meaning to them.

    Joseph and Jason lament about their phobia of getting new phones.
    Jason is thankful for the financial advice from Naven Johnson.
    Love Brokers!!!!
    Joseph gives an early Mother's Day thanks for being scarred as a child from watching Jaws way too young.
    Jim doesn't want to let go of his memory of watching Frozen with his daughter.
    I can't take naps.
    Jason explains his father's complex emotional range of anger and rage.
    It only makes sense to be thankful for movies that made your dad laugh.

    Which movie prevented Jim and Joseph from learning math in middle school?
    Who was bigger the Rod Stewart?

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    33 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #248 Best Movie Fight (No Weapons)
    Nov 19 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode is not a chawade. It needs total concentration.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph grapple with a list of their favorite hand to hand combat scenes.

    In our day, smacking a kid in the face for lying was pure comedy.
    Jason publicly challenges Mike Tyson to a fight.
    Jason divulges some of his marital preferences in bedroom.
    Jim prefers his fight scenes to include a cat.
    Thirty years before Edward Norton's performance, Jim gave the greatest "self-fight" scene ever.
    Big, bald Nazi.
    Chuck Norris evented a new type of martial arts known as "Hair-Fu".
    Jim discovers Rocky II had a soundtrack months after seeing the movie.

    Are we going to Addis Ababa?
    Which fight scene went to the actor's favorite charity?

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    34 mins
  • Crispy Coated Robots #247 - Worst Movie in A Movie Franchise
    Nov 12 2024

    Are you ever going to text me?

    This episode includes the Hooah Pacino.

    Jason, Jim, and Joseph pick out the worst movies in a franchise.

    What's up Doc?
    Jason is triggered again when Madam Webb is brought up.
    The boys give their best movie advice on how to survive an atomic bomb.
    It was a new, new hope.
    The Avengers: The Rise of Chat GPT.
    You can't do it right without Cousin Eddie.
    You can't put nipples on the bat suit.
    Jaws 4 has it all, including a terrible Jamaican accent.

    Which movie made Sylvester Stallone want to kill off his iconic character?
    Which movie was an embarrassment for the studio that made Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo?

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    35 mins

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