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This episode has armpit sweat stains.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made.

Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of?

Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper.

Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men.

Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afternoon.

Florida may be the sweatiest location to film.

The Nazis had problems too.

Jason has ice cubes to share with Rosie Perez.

Ozzy Nelson doesn't have brothers on his wall.

Why don't more people have Peacock?

What Movie Channel classic had Jim all hot and bothered in middle school?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode doesn't have a boney ass.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies.

Jason starts out with some subtle power moves.

Joseph's list is based on TPS reports.

Jim's list is based on his impressions.

Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration.

Dabney Coleman doesn't like child daycare or Jim's company while eating a steak.

Jason gives the longest bleeped quotes in the show's history.

Somehow Halloween III makes it on to the show again.

Greed is good, especially when it involves milkshakes.

Good for Polio.

How did this show become about the most obvious character names in movies?

What is the amount of Mortimer Duke's contribution to Christmas tips?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s.

Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat.

Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules.

Joseph has fond memories of ER's nurse Carol Hathaway's cane.

Real Mafia guys don't wear Bermuda shorts.

Dancing babies and unisex bathrooms.

D'oh! Jason didn't read the text about rules for the episode.

The Truth is out there, but Jim and Joseph were not interested.

Did Jim do that? Unfortunately, Jim selects the 90's Gilligan for his list.

What are we going to do today, Brain?