Here's last week's dad jokes from Dadabase!
- The candle quit his job because he felt burned out
- Going to bed with music on gave him sound sleep
- A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!
- I met some aliens from outer space, they were pretty down to earth.
- The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights
- My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts
- Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks to the golf course? In case they get a hole in one.
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