Here's last week's dad jokes from Dadabase!
- Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
- I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once, it was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.
- I flipped a coin over an issue the other day, it was quite the toss-up.
- These reversing cameras are great, since I got one I haven’t looked back.
- Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he's just a handyman
- The bomb didn't want to go off So it refused
- Don’t judge a meal by the look of the first course, It’s very souperficial
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