Episodes

  • S03E02 She Sells Sea Serpents by the Sea Shore

    S03E02 She Sells Sea Serpents by the Sea Shore
    Dec 26 2024

    In this episode of Dark Arts and Crafts, Krys and Bex dive deep into the mysterious world of Canadian lake monsters—because who said cryptids can’t be reel fun? Tune in for a cryptid-filled, crafty adventure where boredom is definitely murder and art is always on the hook!

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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • S03E01 Moth Balls

    S03E01 Moth Balls
    Sep 4 2024

    Sorry no moth balls are actually discussed in the making of this episode but ample moth bottom is. That’s right, the ladies are discussing the one with the buns…MOTHMAN! If you know, you know, and if you don’t…listen in to find out more about his ample assets. #notthirsty…?
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    34 mins
  • S02E02 Pirate Pompeii

    S02E02 Pirate Pompeii
    Jul 1 2024
    Originally recorded in April 2023 Krys and Bex officially acknowledged this is an epically long wait between episode one and episode two of season 2. They also acknowledge the fact that these are the only two episodes that they recorded out of a planned eight because they suck (with an episode of season 3 already in the can ready for your ear-balls) Don’t let that distract you from the fact that this episode is fantastic and about pirates. PIRATES.
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    52 mins
  • Rerelease: S01E01 Audrey II and so can you!

    Rerelease: S01E01 Audrey II and so can you!
    Apr 8 2024
    A re-release of season one episode one, where we discuss The Little Shop of Horrors, in honour of the April 8, 2024 solar eclipse. PSA: please do not buy unknown plants during a solar eclipse.
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    45 mins
  • S02E01: Ladies and Gentlemen, Poison Girls!

    S02E01: Ladies and Gentlemen, Poison Girls!
    May 31 2023
    Ola Podlings, welcome to season 2! Today Krys and Bex tackle the broad topic of poison. Do we eventually land somewhere coherent? Sure…but we also were slightly manic after 4 failed recording attempts. It’s hard to be enthusiastic the 5th take but good old caffeine sure helps. So come sit, learn about Russia’s love of poison and an 18TH Century woman’s lack of it for her husbands.
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    52 mins
  • Episode 07: Gravely, the Plot is Buried

    Episode 07: Gravely, the Plot is Buried
    Jul 20 2022
    Ola Podlings, in today’s episode Krys and Bex discuss the topic of “being buried alive” or at least as best they can when the hamster wheels that energize their brains are operated by squirrels that just saw shiny objects.
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    51 mins
  • Episode 06: My AnnaNUNda don't want Nuns unless they Outlaw Nuns, hun

    Episode 06: My AnnaNUNda don't want Nuns unless they Outlaw Nuns, hun
    Jun 29 2022

    Ola Podlings! Welcome to summer where the least amount of darkness is available. So, on a 'lighter' note Krys and Bex take a look at a wholesome story centered around faith, love, and redemption. Specifically, lack of faith in the church, lesbian love, and making off like bandits to live in castles and drive a fleet of Mercedes. That's wholesome, right?

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    31 mins
  • f**k glitter

    f**k glitter
    May 4 2022
    Ola Podlings, let's all join together and hate on glitter. This episode is brought to you by glitter, all the glitter. Bex and Krys discuss Cinderella a tale of flour sacks and talking birds with a splash of blood in a shoe and a goldfish-brained prince who has no idea who he is in love with. This is the story from the age-old adage "if the shoe fits” except maybe you don't want this particular shoe?
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    40 mins