Épisodes

  • 31. Crook as Rookwood
    Sep 4 2025

    This week we have our favourite things starting with 'G'! Golf, Ghosts and Good Old Stories from Ed & Ted. From 'Sweet Thing Jean' to your kid wanting to fill your shoes, there's plenty of heart-warming, loving stories....on another series. We only have quick wit, Dad jokes and bizarre stories here.

    So sit back, relax, and let us help you get home on Friday.

    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    News, Golf

    Thomas Taufan as News Anchor

    Cheng as Jack

    Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 14)

    Gavin Jones as John

    Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

    Hester van der Vyver as Jean

    Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

    Linda Chong as Petra and Arabella

    Ed & Ted, Like Dad

    Nate Gothard as Ed

    Cheng as Ted

    Thomas Taufan as Narrator


    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    7 min
  • 30. Goblins, Flies and Ghosts, Oh My!
    Aug 28 2025

    Click go the shears boys, sold in a hurry over the internet to some foreign buyer. I remember a time when Australia rode on the sheep's back, but I can't seem to picture the saddle. Ah, yes, welcome to another endearing journey to the famed outback. A country where time stood still..... and died. And then once we wash our hands of the flies and the dirt, we join the intrepid team of Paranormal Patrol chasing things that go bump in the night...and ghosts...Then we end this week's episode with two relatively sweet and innocent Goblins planning a great meal for the end of the week. Or are they?

    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    Ed & Ted, The Fly

    Nate Gothard as Ed

    Cheng as Ted
    Thomas Taufan as Narrator

    Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 13)

    Gavin Jones as John

    Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

    Hester van der Vyver as Jean

    Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

    Linda Chong as Petra

    Short Skit, Goblins

    Nate Gothard Pratbizz

    Hester van der Vyver as Wuirmiard


    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    9 min
  • 29. You Forgot the Interns
    Aug 21 2025

    Today we read from the Journal of Scott of the Antarctic, a remarkable explorer in any terms...or is he? Then we join our amazing team at Paranormal Team for some hard-hitting questions, like, what is the shadow in the bar? Why is the Lady in Blue looking out to see? Does the Thermonuclear Camera cause cancer? To end this enthralling episode, we ask another question of Ed and Ted; we've been to cities that never close down, so why do they lock their doors?

    From the cold of the Antarctic Region, to the heat of the Australian Outback and the chills of Paranormal Investigations, we have a few witty banters to brighten the end of your work week.


    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    Exploration

    Gavin Jones as Presenter

    Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (Chapter 12)

    Gavin Jones as John

    Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

    Hester van der Vyver as Jean

    Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

    Linda Chong as Petra and Arabella

    Ed & Ted, The Bad Day

    Nate Gothard as Ed

    Cheng as Ted

    Thomas Taufan as Narrator

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    7 min
  • 28. We Have a Back Door?
    Aug 14 2025

    Hark, I hear the sounds of ghouls and ghosts, the dead rattling chains and the eerie sounds of seagulls off the coast. It's Paranormal Patrol! Our favourite Paranormal Hunters return for a thrilling new investigation along the Straits of Dire.

    We are also hearing the next instalment of On the Roman Nose. Is this the end of the drama surrounding Shadana the Personality?

    And we have a thrilling snippet of a much-loved sporting event.

    So many things to look forward to, so little time.

    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    Paranormal Patrol, Shabby Seagull (chapter 11)

    Gavin Jones as John

    Hester van der Vyver as Jean

    Thomas Taufan as Pete

    Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

    Linda Chong as Arabella

    Short Skit, Snooker

    Nate Gothard as Commentator

    On the Roman Nose, Worthwhile

    Nate Gothard as Caesar

    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

    Thomas Taufan as Xerxes and Narrator

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    8 min
  • 27. Shadana the Personality
    Aug 7 2025

    Caesar is going through some tough times. He did, in all fairness, say that he could have peace with Persia IF and only IF King Nordsan Xerxes did NOT offer his daughter's hand in marriage. It's a fair boundary, right? How far will King Norsdan Xerxes go? How far will Caesar go? What does Cleopatra think of all of this?

    And sandwiched between these two glorious On the Roman Nose episodes, is a gorgeous segment by our one and only fabulous Fashion Guru. Are you fashionable enough?


    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    On the Roman Nose, Managing

    Nate Gothard as Caesar

    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

    Thomas Taufan as Fedux and Voice

    Linda Chong as Shadana

    Fashion

    Linda Chong as Fashion Guru

    On the Roman Nose, The Dresser

    Nate Gothard as Caesar

    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

    Thomas Taufan as Octavious, Voice and Guard

    Linda Chong as Intercom


    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    9 min
  • 26. See Spot, an Act of War and the End of a Case
    Jul 31 2025

    See spot run.
    See Fedux doing odd things with the mail and his nipples.
    See Dick Clever trying to wrap the case up before someone else ends up with a Cod Piece in their ear.

    See all of this with your mind as you listen to the latest episode of Getting You Home On Friday. It's another week of fun, chaos, and bountiful wit and humour. It's also the final week of Dick Clever, our glorious detective, is at the end of his journey, or is he?

    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    See Spot

    Gavin Jones as Storyteller

    On the Roman Nose, Act of War

    Nate Gothard as Caesar

    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

    Thomas Taufan as Fedux, Voice and Guard

    Linda Chong as Intercom

    Dick Clever., Cuff Em

    Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

    Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

    Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

    Gavin Jones as Butler

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    8 min
  • 25. A Good Frisking at the Party
    Jul 24 2025

    Good Day, today the Prime Minister's approval rating has slipped in the Polls, however, his ratings have improved with the Germans and remains flat with the French. Ed & Ted are debriefing after a family party (who was that guy with the mo' and limp?) and we tune in once again to Dick Clever for the Penultimate episode. It was 9:55 and a mist rolled in from the lounge room as they were questioning the enormous character of Cecil Lardbottom.

    Three stories and skits, three chances for a giggle and a laugh on this day we call Friday (or whatever day you're listening to).


    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    News, International News

    Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor

    Cheng as Jack and Correspondent

    Ed & Ted, The Party

    Nate Gothard as Ed

    Cheng as Ted

    Thomas Taufan as Narrator

    Dick Clever, Patriots Syndrome

    Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

    Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson

    Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Cecil Lardbottom

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    8 min
  • 24. Tongs for the Memories
    Jul 17 2025

    So, the next lead lay dead on the slab in Doc's room. Or at least his head. Who had killed Ernest Nutpucker, and why had he ordered a
    large quantity of fish fingers? It was late, and Dick had yet another dead end or end dead....Meanwhile, Caesar and Sensus were dealing with a crisis of a different kind...an accountant! All so crucial, all so precise...all so very...very...precise.

    So join us for a nice short and sweet On the Roman Nose and Dick Clever episode.

    Murder and Ancient Rome? Say less.


    *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

    Credits:

    Dick Clever, Tongs for the Memories

    Nate Gothard as Dick Clever and Pierre Pousson

    Hester van der Vyver as Petra Pattinson and Regina

    Thomas Taufan as Cecil Lardbottom

    Gavin Jones As Butler

    On the Roman Nose, Accounted For

    Nate Gothard as Caesar

    Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

    Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

    Linda Chong as Morose and Intercom

    Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
    Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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    9 min