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Harry Potter and the First Time Readers

Written by: Jon Danny Kristen Jenn
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  • It's every Harry Potter fan's dream to read the books for the first time again. The wonder, the joy, the excitement and forums and not knowing what is going to happen on the next page. It's one of the best experiences ever. Join four readers (Jon is a read-harry-potter-every-year kinda guy, Kristen has only read it once, and Jenn and Danny haven't read it at all) as they read and talk about Harry Potter, theories, plot points, favorite characters, and everything else Harry Potter universe. So come vicariously live through some first-time readers!
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  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Ch 15-18
    Jun 28 2024
    Chapter Fifteen - Aragog

    Q1 - Who do you think would be the best person thus far to replace Dumbledore as headmaster?

    • “Let me at him,” Ron growled, as Harry and Dean hung onto his arms. “I don’t care, I don’t need my wand, I’m going to kill him with my bare hands—”

    Q2 - Is it irresponsible for Harry to leave the cloak at Hagrids because he doesn’t think he’ll need it.

    Q3 - What animal do you hate or that creeps you out more than any other?

    • “And you … you didn’t come from the Chamber of Secrets?” said Harry, who could feel cold sweat on his forehead.
    • “The thing that lives in the castle,” said Aragog, “is an ancient creature we spiders fear above all others. Well do I remember how I pleaded with Hagrid to let me go, when I sensed the beast moving about the school.”
    • Even as he reached for his wand, Harry knew it was no good, there were too many of them, but as he tried to stand, ready to die fighting, a loud, long note sounded, and a blaze of light flamed through the hollow.

    Q4 - At this point, who do you think had opened the Chamber?

    Chapter Sixteen - The Chamber of Secrets
    • Harry looked down at the pair of white rabbits he was supposed to be turning into slippers.

    Q1 - What was Percy doing? Just kidding…

    Q2 - Do we condone tearing out pages from old library books?

    • “The heir of slytherin,” said professor McGonagal, who was very white, “left another message. Right underneath the first one. Her skeleton will lie in the Chamber forever.” Professor Flitwick burst into tears. “Who is it?” said Madam Hooch, who had sunk, weak-kneed into a chair. “Which student?” “Ginny Weasley,” said Professor McGonagall. Harry felt Ron slide silently down onto the wardrobe floor beside him.

    Q3 - Should they wait for another night to send the students home or should they send the students home immediately?

    Q4 - Did you know Lockhart was a fraud from the beginning?

    Q5 - Why did Dumbledore hire him?

    • “No idea,” said Myrtle in hushed tones. “I just remember seeing a pair of great big yellow eyes. My whole body sort of seized up, and then I was floating away…” She looked dreamily back at Harry. “And then I came back again. I was determined to haunt Olive Hornby, you see. Oh she was sorry she’d ever laughed at my glasses.”
    Chapter Seventeen - The Heir of Slytherin
    • A tall, black-haried boy was leaning against the nearest pillar, watching. He was strangely blurred around the edges, as though Harry was looking at him through a misted window. But there was no mistaking him. “Tom — Tom Riddle?”

    Q1 - Did you suspect Tom Riddle?

    • “Haven’t I already told you,” said Riddle quietly, “that killing mudbloods doesn’t matter to me any more? For many months now, my new target has been — you.”

    Q2 - What is your impression of Tom Riddle?

    • “No one knows why you lost your powers when you attacked me,” said Harry abruptly. “I don’t know myself. But I know why you couldn’t kill me. Because my mother died to save me. My common Muggle-born mother.”

    Q3 - How do you think Voldermort lost his powers?

    Q4 - How do you think Tom concealed himself in the diary? How does that magic work?

    Chapter Eighteen - Dobby’s Reward

    Q1 - What do you think of the Tom Riddle backstory?

    • “Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can’t see its brain.”

    Q2 - 200 points a piece for Gryffindor?!

    Q3 - What do you think about Voldermort giving some of his powers over to Harry?

    • “It is our choices that make us what we are, far more than our abilities.”

    Q4 - How much of a tool is Lucious Malfoy?

    Q5 - Do you think it’s irresponsible for Dumbledore to let Harry have the diary back?

    Q6 - What do we think of Dobby?

    • Collective yays when Dobby is a free house elf.

    Q7 - Is Elf magic as powerful as wizard magic?

    • “Harry Potter is greater by far than Dobby ever knew.”
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  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Ch 11-14
    Jun 28 2024
    Chapter Eleven - The Dueling Club
    • “So Dobby stopped us getting on the train and broke your arm…” He shook his head. “You know what, Harry? If he doesn’t stop trying to save your life he’s going to kill you.”

    Q1 - At this stage of their schooling, which Wizard or Witch would you want to duel and which would you not want to duel?

    • “Scared?” muttered Malfoy, so that Lockhart couldn’t hear him. “You wish,” said Harry out of the corner of his mouth.

    Q2 - If you could talk to any animal, which one would you choose?

    Q3 - Do you think Harry is Slytherin’s descendant?

    • “No one knows how he survived that attack by You-Know-Who. I mean to say, he was only a baby when it happened. He should have been blasted into Smithereens. Only a really powerful Dark wizard could have survived a curse like that.” He dropped his voice until it was barely more than a whisper, and said, “That’s probably why You-Know-Who wanted to kill him in the first place. Didn’t want another Dark Lord competing with him.”

    Q4 - Do you think Ernie is right here?

    Q5 - What do you think a blood-sucking Bugbear is?

    Q6 - Why are the students getting petrified rather than killed?

    Chapter Twelve - The Polyjuice Potion
    • “Fawkes is a Phoenix, Harry. Phoenixes burst into flame when it is time for them to die and are reborn from the ashes. Watch him…”

    Q1 - Would you want to have a Phoenix as a pet?

    Q2 - Should Harry have confided in Dumbledore?

    • No one, not even someone dreading taking Polyjuice Potion later, could fail to enjoy Christmas dinner at Hogwarts.

    Q3 - Which character would you want to impersonate for an hour after taking some polyjuice?

    Q4 - What do you think Draco’s parents are doing that is keeping Draco at Hogwarts for the holidays?

    • Mr Weasley was unavailable for comment, although his wife told reporters to clear off or she’d set the family ghoul on them.
    • “And Father won’t tell me anything about the last time the Chamber was opened, either. Of course, it was fifty years ago, so it was before his time, but he knows all about it, and he says that it was all kept quiet and it’ll look suspicious if I know too much about it.”

    Q5 - Theories on who opened it the first time?

    Chapter 13 - The Very Secret Diary
    • “Let’s all throw books at Myrtle, because she can’t feel it! Ten points if you can get it through her stomach! Fifty points if it goes through her head!”

    Q1 - Is Myrtle quoting from the official counting book for the point system of Hogwarts?

    Q2 - Do you think ghosts can die?

    • “Because Filch made me polish his shield about fifty times in detention,” said Ron resentfully. “That was the one I burped slugs all over. If you’d wiped slime off a name for an hour, you’d remember it too.”

    Q3 - What do you think T.M. Riddle’s special services to the school award was for?

    • “He sounds like Percy,” said Ron, wrinkling his nose in disgust. “Prefect, Head Boy — probably top of every class.” “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” said Hermione, in a slightly hurt voice.
    • Snape was looking as though the first person to ask him for a Love Potion would be force-fed poison.

    Q4 - You ever get a valentine?

    • “It was Hagrid, Ron. Hagrid opened the Chamber of Secrets fifty years ago.”

    Q5 - How do you think Hagrid opened the Chamber?

    Chapter 14 - Cornelius Fudge
    • And if, as a boy, Hagrid had heard that a monster was hidden somewhere in the castle, Harry was sure he’d have gone to any lengths for a glimpse of it.

    Q1 - Do you think Hagrid’s love for misunderstood creatures is endearing or foolish?

    • In the end, he chose the same new subjects as Ron, feeling that if he was rubbish at them, at least he’d have someone friendly to help him.
    • “Yet again, Cornelius, I tell you that taking Hagrid away will not help in the slightest,” said Dumbledore. His bluey eyes were full of a fire that Harry had never seen before.

    Q2 - What are your first thoughts of Fudge?

    • “Take him away, an’ the Muggle-borns won’ stand a chance! There’ll be killings next!”
    • “However,” said Dumbledore, speaking very slowly and clearly, so that none of them could miss a word, “you will find that I will only truly have left the school when none here are loyal to me. You will also find that help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it.”

    Q3 - What do you think Dumbledore means?

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    33 mins
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Ch 6-10
    Jun 28 2024
    Chapter Six - Gilderoy Lockhart“You’d better open it, Ron,“ said Neville, in a timid whisper. “It’ll be worse if you don’t. My gran sent me one once, and I ignored it and —” he gulped, “it was horrible.”Q1 - What do you think Gran’s howler was about? And do you like the idea of howlers?At least the Howler had done one thing: Hermione seemed to think they had now been punished enough and was being perfectly friendly again.Q2 - Thoughts on Lockhart?I mean, a few people have heard of you, haven’t they? All that business with He Who Must Not Be Named!” He glanced at the lightning scar on Harry’s forehead. “I know, I know, it’s not quite as good as winning Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award five times in a row, as I have — but it’s a start, Harry, it’s a start.”Q3 - In their first Herbology lesson, Hermione won twenty points in twenty seconds by answering two question correctly, yet Ron and Harry won a collective 5 points for defeating a fully grown mountain troll?“My name was down for Eton, you know, I can’t tell you how glad I am I came here instead. Of course mother was slightly disappointed, but since I made her read Lockhart’s books I think she’s begun to see how useful it’ll be to have a fully trained wizard in the family…”Q4 - What do you think happens to the animals the students transfigure into objects?Q5 - Thoughts on Colin Creevey?Q6 - Do you think Harry should sell signed pictures and give the money to the Wealey family?I clearly state in chapter twelve that my ideal birthday gift would be harmony between all magic and non-magic peoples — though I wouldn’t say no to a large bottle of Ogden’s Old Firewhisky.”Q7 - Do you think Lockhart is a good wizard?Chapter 7 - Mudbloods and MurmursQ1 - Do we like captain Oliver Wood, or is he a bit much?Q2 - How much of Quidditch do you think is skill vs. the equipment you buy?“At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in,” said Hermione sharply. “They got in on pure talent.” The smug look on Malfoy’s face flickered. “No one asked your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood,” he spat.Q3 - Should it be legal for a father to buy an entire team racing brooms?“If one word of it was true, I’ll eat my kettle.”Q4 - Do you think anything Lockhart says is true?Q5 - Why do you think Dumbledore hired Lockhart?Mudbloods is a really foul name for someone who was Muggle-born — you know, non-magic parents. There are some wizards — like Malfoy’s family — who think they’re better than everyone else because they’re what people call pure-blood.”Q6 - Do you have any theories on how Hagrid got expelled?Q7 - At the end of the chapter what do you think the voice was/came from?Q8 - What is the best/worst reason you ever got detention?Chapter 8 - The Deathday PartyGinny Weasley, who had been looking peaky, was bullied into taking some by Percy.“You’d think that getting hit forty-five times in the neck with a blunt axe would qualify you to join the headless hunt.”Q1 - What do you think Nick did to warrant getting hit 45 times with an axe in the neck?Q2 - Do you think there should be some regulation against turning your wife into a Yak with kwikspell?“That vanishing cabinet was extremely valuable!” he was saying gleefully to Mrs Norris. “We’ll have Peeves out this time, my sweet.”Q3 - What do you think a vanishing cabinet is? Q4 - Have you ever felt like you walked through a ghost?Q5 - Would you rather go to a deathday party or a halloween feast?And then Harry heard it. “...rip…tear…kill…” It was the same voice, the same cold, murderous voice he had heard in Lockhart’s office.Q6 - What do you think this voice is?Q7 - What do you think “Enemies of the Heir, Beware” means?Chapter 9 - The Writing on the Wall“You,” he screeched, “You! You’ve murdered my cat! You’ve killed her! I’ll kill you! I’ll —” Q1 - Is murdering someone for murdering you pet an appropriate response?“If I might speak, Headmaster,” said Snape from the shadows, and Harry’s sense of foreboding increased; he was sure nothing Snape was going to say was going to do him any good. “Potter and his friends may have simply been in the wrong place at the wrong time,” he said.Q2 - Why did Snape defend the trio?“We weren’t hungry,” said Ron loudly, as his stomach gave a huge rumble.Q3 - Why doesn’t Harry just tell the truth of what he heard?“I personally feel he should be taken off Gryffindor Quidditch team until he is ready to be honest.” “Really, Severus,” said Professor McGonagall sharply. Q4 - Is Ron showing bias when he is offended at mudblood, but sniggers at Squib?Q5 - The clock chimed midnight after the meeting with Dumbledore…was the feast going till 11:30?When Flich wasn’t guarding the scene of the crime, he was skulking red-eyed through the corridors, lunging out at unsuspecting students and trying to put them in detention ...
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How Exciting!

Oh, I just want to be in the room with you guys! I want to tell you all what happens but it's so exciting to hear your predictions, and how close you get! I feel it's very important to remember that these books were written to grow with you from the point of being an 11 year old. As I love this series, and have read them many many time this is so fun to think back to my first time reading Harry Potter when I was 9 or 10. Listening to you guys is magical!

ps. Long Live Jim Dale!

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