Hot-Mess Express with Brooke Barton

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  • Summary

  • Welcome aboard the Hot-Mess Express, your weekly stop for unfiltered conversations about life, love, and all the glorious chaos in between.

    Hosted by the dynamic duo, Brooke and Michael Barton, this podcast dives headfirst into their unconventional lifestyle of RV living in a 43-foot fifth wheel, juggling work-from-home careers, and raising a beautifully blended family—all while embracing the messiness of real life.

    Expect a delightful mix of personal stories, trending product reviews (yes, there will be impulsive shopping confessions), travel escapades, and even the occasional heartfelt prayer.

    Whether Brooke’s sharing her latest fashion haul—or Michael’s playing the role of her ever-patient “fixer”—their chemistry is pure magic.If you're here for relatable couple banter, family shenanigans, and a refreshing dose of authenticity, you’ve found your people.

    Hop on board and join the Hot-Mess community—where real life meets real talk. 🎙️✨
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  • Ep 13- Stitch Fix, Puppy Chaos, and Relationship Goals—Hot Mess Level: Expert!

    Ep 13- Stitch Fix, Puppy Chaos, and Relationship Goals—Hot Mess Level: Expert!
    Feb 5 2025
    Hold onto your leopard print leggings because Brooke and Michael Barton are back with an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud episode of Hot-Mess Express! 🚂

    This week, we meet the newest (and furriest) member of the family—Huxley, aka Huck, the adorable pup who may or may not have a future in podcasting. Between Huck’s chaotic cameos, Brooke dives into not one, but TWO Stitch Fix unboxings, complete with impulsive fashion decisions, confetti sweaters, and the eternal debate: “Do I really need another pair of leopard print shoes?” (Spoiler alert: Yes. Yes, she does.)

    Michael plays the calm, collected “fixer” role—until Huck decides podcasting isn’t his vibe and opts for ball-dropping distractions instead. They also chat about RV living with a blended family, surviving work-from-home chaos, and even sprinkle in a few fitness updates (hello, 50-pound weight loss journey!).If you’re here for relatable couple banter, pet-parenting mishaps, and real talk about family life, fashion fails, and everything in between—you’ve found your people.

    👖✨ Topics Covered:
    • The truth about Stitch Fix hauls (and why confetti sweaters are life)
    • Meet Huck: The new Hot-Mess mascot
    • Relationship goals & blended family vibes
    • RV living adventures & small space survival tips
    • Fitness wins, fails, and everything in between
    🎧 Tune in now for fashion fails, family fun, and unfiltered laughs! Watch full episodes on YouTube! Like and subscribe for the latest!
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    27 mins
  • Ep 12- A Hot-Mess of Comfort Foods and Everyday Laughs

    Ep 12- A Hot-Mess of Comfort Foods and Everyday Laughs
    Feb 3 2025
    Welcome to this episode of the Hot-Mess Express!

    Join Brooke and Michael Barton as they whip up a classic Southern fried bologna sandwich, dive into gym-day banter, and share hilarious stories about their day-to-day adventures. From nostalgic 80s jingles to a behind-the-scenes look at desert rose seedlings, this episode is full of quirky moments and heartfelt laughter.
    🌟 In this episode, you’ll learn: The secret to making the perfect fried bologna sandwich (heavy mayo fans, rejoice!) Why leg day at the gym can lead to hilarious encounters at the grocery store A sneak peek into their DIY garden project and how it’s growing (literally!) 🍴

    Plus, they talk about upcoming episodes featuring product reviews, their favorite CBD solutions for better sleep, and a Thanksgiving-ready candle haul!

    👉 Don’t miss out on this cozy yet hilarious kitchen-table chat. Whether you’re here for cooking tips or just need a laugh, this podcast is your perfect companion.

    📌 Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe for more hot-mess of a good time! See full videos on our YouTube channel!

    Ready to start your own podcast? Want to take your podcasting to the next level? Pro Pod Digital would love to help!
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    22 mins
  • Ep 11- Pink Pineapple Taste Test: A Juicy Adventure or a Real Hot Mess?!

    Ep 11- Pink Pineapple Taste Test: A Juicy Adventure or a Real Hot Mess?!
    Dec 3 2024
    Step into the kitchen chaos as the Hot-Mess crew, Brooke and Michael Barton, dive into the sweet and quirky world of pink pineapples. Special guests Riley and Olivia join the fun, sharing laughs, food prep mishaps, and taste-test opinions. From buttery garlic rolls to bacon-wrapped asparagus, the dinner spread sets the stage for the star attraction—a pink pineapple that promises to be juicier, sweeter, and less acidic.

    Watch as they figure out how to slice this vibrant fruit, debate whether it lives up to the hype, and compare it to various things like raw salmon to dimmed-out pineapples. There’s even more fun stuff like pink coladas, Sacred Oils CBD gummies and creams.. Lots of tasty food and cool products to taste and test out!

    Packed with relatable moments and playful banter (plus a round of Wahoo board game rivalry), this episode is as sweet and sticky as the fruit itself. This episode contains laughs, cooking tips, and maybe even a life lesson or two about not putting your “sticky tip” on someone’s arm.

    Watch full episodes on the Pro Pod Digital YouTube channel! Find out more about Brooke's business, the Redhead Health Advisor.

    Follow Brooke Barton's socials! And like and subscribe for the latest! Be sure and spread the word about the Hot-Mess Express!
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    12 mins

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