Hot White Heist

Written by: Adam Goldman
Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Alan Cumming, Cynthia Nixon, Shannon Woodward, Jane Lynch, Bianca Del Rio, full cast
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  • Please note: This podcast is intended for adults only. It contains explicit language, sexual references, and adult themes. Discretion is advised.

    Deep under Seattle’s Space Needle in a hidden bunker sits the most valuable substance on earth: Barack Obama’s sperm. And Mark Zuckerberg’s. And Stephen Hawking’s. In case of global catastrophe, the US government has been storing sperm samples from some of history’s greatest minds (and also some politicians).

    Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Why? To help a lesbian cult finance a top-secret project, of course. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?

    Created and written by Adam Goldman, directed by Alan Cumming, and produced by Broadway Video, Club Cumming Productions, and Adam Goldman, Hot White Heist stars Saturday Night Live’s Bowen Yang, along with Cynthia Nixon, Abbi Jacobson, Jane Lynch, Margaret Cho, Bianca Del Rio, MJ Rodriguez, Shannon Woodward, Stephanie Beatriz, John Cameron Mitchell, Tony Kushner, Cheyenne Jackson, Jonathan Bailey, Peppermint, and Brian McCook as Katya Zamolodchikova.

    Hot White Heist returns for season 2 on March 7! Pre-Order now
    ©2021 The Broadway Video Group, LLC. (P)2021 The Broadway Video Group, LLC.
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Episodes
  • Episode 0: Trailer

    Episode 0: Trailer
    Jun 1 2021
    This original podcast will be available on June 17th.

    Hot White Heist follows Jude “Judy” Fink (Bowen Yang) and a crew of misfits from across the LGBTQ+ spectrum as they attempt the stickiest heist in history. Featuring an all-star, all-queer cast, Hot White Heist is the first and only podcast about a sperm bank heist. What else do you need to know?
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    1 min
  • Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker

    Episode 1: Let Me Tell You About the Bunker
    Jun 17 2021
    The US government has been storing sperm samples from our best and brightest (and also some politicians) under the Space Needle. A secretive group of lesbians needs to steal some of those samples. Why? What for? Fabulous bored grifter Judy Fink is about to find out.
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    32 mins
  • Episode 2: I'm In

    Episode 2: I'm In
    Jun 17 2021
    Judy and Jack recruit a team of queer amateur experts to help them liberate some very expensive material from the United States Seed Registry.
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    23 mins

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waiting for next season

comedic, entertaining and so hilarious.
love these Audible series. please make a new season for this show

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Light and entertaining

I very much enjoyed this little story. It was well acted, light and fun. Perfect for a mental getaway.

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I expected a little, but I got a lot!

I have to be honest. I started listening to this purely to hear Jonathan Bailey’s voice. I had little to no expectations, but was so pleasantly surprised. It took about an episode to get into the pacing and style, but after that I was so entertained! Well worth the listen:)

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