Betches co-founder Sami Sage joins Alyssa Mastromonaco to discuss the MAGA madness from RFK Jr.’s anti-SSRI crusade to the DOGE-fueled staffing purges. Then they have a sani-petty extravaganza with Suzanne Lambert, aka liberal Regina George, and senior producer Caroline Reston. They feel petty about the Elon Musk Ashley St. Clair baby drama and White Lotus theme music, but Jack Shlossberg’s social media return is keeping them sane!

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RFK Jr. Goes After Widely Used Antidepressants, Claiming They Could Be A Threat To Americans (Vanity Fair 2/15)

Social Security head resigns over DOGE data push (AXIOS 2/18)

Food Head at FDA Resigns, Citing Numerous Job Cuts (Bloomberg 2/18)

Howard University Makes History as First HBCU to Achieve Top Research Status (Diverse Education 2/13)

‘We’ll never run out of avocado toast’: Danes launch petition to buy California (SF Chronicle 2/11)

"It Sounds Like It Could Be A Bit": Rob Lowe Shares New Update On St. Elmo's Fire 2 (Screen Rant 2/8)

‘Goonies 2 is officially in the Works With Steven Spielberg Producing (Variety 2/14)

Alyssa Mastromonaco is joined by Errin Haines from The 19th to discuss Trump’s (obvious) failed promise to protect women, Nancy Mace’s insanity on the house floor, DOGE’s attacks on the Department of Education, and the gutting of The Kennedy Center’s board. They also are feeling petty af about Bridget Jones's Diary, but at least Martha Stewart’s revival is keeping them sane.

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Military freezes sexual assault prevention training after Trump executive order on DEI (LA Times 2/7)

Federal Office on Violence Against Women removes funding opportunities from website (The 19th 2/7)

Laverne Cox Gives Powerful Speech Against Trump Agenda at SCAD TVfest: ‘They Are Committed to Eradicating Trans People from Public Life’ (Variety 2/7)

Nancy Mace makes House speech accusing ex-fiancé, others of raping women (WaPo 2/11)

Musk Team Announces Millions in Cuts to Education Dept. Amid Legal Pushback (NYT 2/11)

The 19th Explains: Can Trump eliminate the Department of Education? (The 19th* 2/6)

Trump Names Loyalist Interim Leader of Kennedy Center as He Strengthens His Grip (NYT 2/10)

Martha Stewart’s First Book Finds New Fans (NYT 2/4)

Errin Haines from the 19th News joins Hysteria to analyze the latest news from Washington, including Trump’s DEI panic, the status of Tulsi Gabbard and RFK Jr.’s senate confirmations, and Elon Musk’s sticky fingerprints. They also give a reproductive healthcare update discussing anti-abortion advocates' attempt to use environmental policy to their advantage, New York’s shield laws being put to the test, and the eerie foreshadowing for the future of HIPAA laws. They also balance out the horrors by sharing their love for Jalen Hurts, Beyonce, Bob Weir, and Debbie Allen.

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Eagles Quarterback Jalen Hurts Says Women ‘Lack the Respect They Deserve’ (People 3/21)

Exclusive: Musk aides lock workers out of OPM computer systems (Reuters 2/2)

Breaking: Trump is Scrubbing HIPAA Info off HHS Website (Abortion Everyday 1/3)

‘Using the devil’s own tools against them': Abortion opponents turn to environmental laws (Politico 1/30)

New York Doctor Indicted in Louisiana for Sending Abortion Pills There (NYT 1/31)

Third Black Hawk crew member involved in deadly crash near DC airport identified (NPR 2/1)

Trump has been in office for less than two weeks, and he has already frozen (and unfrozen) essential federal funds, packed his executive orders with anti-abortion B.S., tried to push government employees out of their jobs with “buyouts,” and Erin and Alyssa are here to talk about it. They also talk about RFK Jr.’s hot mess Senate confirmation hearings, the future of NIH gender-related research, and a potential alternative to mifepristone. Then author and activist Julissa Arce joins to discuss Trump’s immigration policy, ICE raids, and the nuances of the undocumented experience.

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Resources discussed in the episode:

The Border Chronicle

Fair Immigration Reform Movement

JD Supra

Trump Reinstates Longstanding Republican Anti-Abortion Policy (NYT 1/24)

Trump reaffirms support for anti-abortion movement at the March for Life (The 19th 1/24)

New Research Finds Potential Alternative to Abortion Pill Mifepristone (NYT 1/23)

Trump’s ban on funds to ‘promote gender ideology’ could threaten hundreds of NIH research projects (Science 1/24)

Mass arrests in nationwide US immigration crackdown (BBC 1/27)

Senator Kirsten Gillibrand joins Hysteria to talk about the future of the Equal Rights Amendment under Trump, her goals for her role as chair of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, and honor the memory of Cecile Richards. Erin and Alyssa also review Trump’s executive orders from his first days in office and question if any of them will actually improve the economy (spoiler alert: they won’t).

Tracking Trump's executive orders: What he's signed so far (Axios 1/21)

What Trump supporters believe and expect (Pew 11/13)

Biden Proclaims That The Equal Rights Amendment Is The Law Of The Land—But What Does That Mean? (Vanity Fair 1/18)

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Comedian Michaela Watkins joins Hysteria to discuss the impacts of the LA fires one week after they began and how the community has shown up to provide relief. Erin and Alyssa also recap the insanity of the Pete Hegseth confirmation hearings and Zuckerberg sucking up to Joe Rogan.

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Hegseth’s views on women in combat, infidelity and more — in his own words (AP News 1/14)

Trump Supporters Go All In for Pete Hegseth With Money and Coordination (NYT 1/13)

Zuckerberg Says Most Companies Need More ‘Masculine Energy’ (Bloomberg 1/10)

A Los Angeles Teen Started a Recovery Fund for Wildfire Victims. Now It’s a Movement (Time 1/12)

Erin and Alyssa break down the legal saga unfolding between Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni over the misconduct that happened on the set of It Ends With Us and the smear campaign that followed. They also discuss a historic breakthrough in the fight against medical debt, Meta’s twisted new hate speech policies, and how Democrats should deal with conservative BS in 2025.

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‘We Can Bury Anyone’: Inside a Hollywood Smear Machine (NY Times 12/21)

A Timeline of Blake Lively’s Legal Dispute With Justin Baldoni (Vogue 1/2)

Gillibrand to head Senate Democrats’ campaign arm (The Hill 1/6)

Medical debt will be erased from credit reports for all Americans under new federal rule (The 19th 12/7)

For Harris, an Awkward Election Task: Certifying the Vote She Lost (NYT 1/6)

Facebook lifts restrictions on calling women ‘property’ and transgender people ‘freaks’ (The Independent 1/7)

The Hysteria team is off this week, but we're excited to bring you an episode of Assembly Required with Stacey Abrams. In this episode, Stacey talks to Kate Nazemi, a local education activist and parent, and Jon Valant, director of the Brown Center on Education Policy at the Brookings Institution, about the future of public education during a second Trump Administration. They break down Project 2025’s education policy prescriptions, the threats to the Department of Education, and what changes a President can and cannot make. Then, they discuss how to best get involved at the local level to make change in your community – from attending local school board meetings, to writing to your local representatives.

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