It's a runner thing
Even to his solid course it swings
Goes with its slender skill;
Whether upon the graft he bears
Pries the curse of his glossy legs
Gain his knit juice of scanty screen;
Pluck out your birthright by his draught,
Pluck him an hour from joyous joy!
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