"Honey, I've been thinking... let's do a good deed and take in a hot, young exchange student." This is likely what Florida man Dale Leary said to his missus one clammy afternoon in Cutler Bay. Nek minnit, Dale has divorced the old ball and chain, married the exchange student, and found a way to replicate the process with his new wife's younger sister. Oh Dale you magnificent bastard. Florida doesn't deserve you.

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Juicy true stories that should be movies. Podcast. Hosted by Thommy Waite (Any Day You Can Die) & David R. Low (CoinciDATE, SCHLOCK).

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Bottle episode. We talk about nothing, even more so than usual.

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Synth-pop band Ou Est Le Swimming Pool were performing at the Pukkelpop festival in Belgium when lead singer Charles Haddon did a stage-dive and accidentally wrecked some bird who was in the pit. And like a true showbiz professional, Charles went even bigger for the encore. 

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Ever felt the urge to visit Cambodia to watch a bunch of m-words get completely annihilated by an l-word? Me neither. Regardless, we riff on this urban legend and come up with an itsy bitsy teenie weenie idea for a flick.

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Regular, straight up and down, no frills, store brand twins are already weird as fuck and proof that demonic forces are meddling with our reality vibration. But what about twins that accidentally fall in love and get married? They say no one really knows you quite like a sibling, and some poor bastards in the UK really took this bland cliché and put it in ludicrous mode. We take this tale of familial juiciness and hash out a mumblecore masterpiece. Twinning!!!

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Beebo Russell was a suicidal ground service agent who was responsible for the 2018 Horizon Air Q400 incident. He has since become immortalized as the 'Sky King'. Oliver 'Putin is my bestie' Stone gets involved in this adaptation, and we realize that flight simulators are the numero uno honey traps for absolute mad lads.

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There are a bunch of hilarious/devastatingly sad docos about mail order brides. But what's it really like when some portly, socially maladjusted westerner is home alone with Nadia from the village? We crank out some adaptation ideas like two crypto bros high on kratom.

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Ever made a temporary lapse in judgment where you claimed to be a survivor of the most infamous event in modern history to further your showbiz career? American comedian Steve Rannazzisi has. We turn Steve's whopper of a lie into a meta 9/11 movie with the most on-the-nose stunt casting of all time.

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Juicy true stories that should be movies. Podcast. Hosted by Thommy Waite (Any Day You Can Die) & David R. Low (CoinciDATE, SCHLOCK).

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