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  • Ep. 340 Baghead: “The Tale of Mrs. Baghead Burpsmap”

    Ep. 340 Baghead: “The Tale of Mrs. Baghead Burpsmap”
    Feb 19 2025

    Ket tells Kim about Baghead on Shudder starring the matriarch of KKSAM’s most beloved dynasty, The Burpsmaps. In times like these, it’s nice to be visited by old friends. Good thing Ket was telling Kim this one because Ket would, in fact, rather die than give up ownership of a 400 year old pub. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Baghead.

    Dir. Alberto Corredor

    Writers Christina Pamies, Bryce McGuire, Lorcan Reilly


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    1 hr and 47 mins
  • Ep. 339 10 Cloverfield Lane: “The Tale of Travelling To and About the Great State of Louisiana”

    Ep. 339 10 Cloverfield Lane: “The Tale of Travelling To and About the Great State of Louisiana”
    Feb 12 2025

    Kim tells Ket about 10 Cloverfield Lane where a jolly John Goodman Doomsday Prepper is the least of our worries. Ket comes down pretty hard on the side of “let’s not RUSH to escape this whole thing.” There is spaghetti, after all... and a dude to doof… AND PUZZLES! Where. Is. The. Horror!? Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in 10 Cloverfield Lane.

    Dir. Dan Trachtenberg

    Writers Josh Campbell, Matt Stuecken, Damien Chazelle



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    2 hrs and 24 mins
  • Ep. 338 It’s What’s Inside: “The Tale of the Dangers of Switching Brains with Your Friends if They’re Dicks”

    Ep. 338 It’s What’s Inside: “The Tale of the Dangers of Switching Brains with Your Friends if They’re Dicks”
    Feb 5 2025

    Ket tells Kim about the Netflix horror flick, It’s What’s Inside! With all the stressors happening in today’s world, this… this was what almost broke Ketryn’s brain. They learned a really valuable lesson though: never switch brains prior to the full development of someone’s prefrontal cortexes. Kim also got a chance to see how far HER prefrontal cortex has grown! Way to go, Burnsie! Ketryn learned she’s always been a stick in the mud. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in It’s What’s Inside.

    Dir. by Greg Jardin

    Written by Greg Jardin


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    2 hrs and 19 mins
  • Ep. 337 Cuckoo: “The Tale of Heavy Pours”

    Ep. 337 Cuckoo: “The Tale of Heavy Pours”
    Jan 29 2025

    Kim tells Ket about Cuckoo starring Dan Stevens as a real creep, trying desperately to run from his own hotness and failing miserably yet again. Ketryn doesn’t really even want to release this episode because it contains the dumbest 5 minutes her brain has ever conjured, but Kim’s is making her. So, now, it’s immortalized… forever. Also, guys, cuckoo birds are effing CUCKOO! Most importantly we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Cuckoo.

    Dir. Tilman Singer

    Writer Tilman Singer


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    2 hrs and 35 mins
  • Ep. 336 Arachnophobia: “The Tale of the Head Coach and Kicker of the Miami Dolphins in 1990”

    Ep. 336 Arachnophobia: “The Tale of the Head Coach and Kicker of the Miami Dolphins in 1990”
    Jan 22 2025
    Ket tells Kim about the scariest movie sh'd ever seen in her life when she was 9 yrs old, Arachnophobia. Like all things in the 90’s, it contained propaganda for the Miami Dolphins. This time period also meant that husbands got gold stars for being the mediocre-ist dopes, while the women, like Molly and Marg, served slay all day, every day. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Arachnophobia.Dir. Frank Marshall Writers Don Jakoby, Al Williams, Wesley StrickWAYS YOU CAN HELP THOSE AFFECTED BY THE LOS ANGELES WILDFIRES - Please feel free to share any and all of these links:Our Friends' GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-travis-and-linda-after-eaton-fireOngoing list of Mutual Aid: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMk34XY5dsvVJjAoD2mQUVHYU_Ib6COz6jcGH5uJWDY/htmlviewDisplaced Black Families GoFundMe donation links: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pK5omSsD4KGhjEHCVgcVw-rd4FZP9haoijEx1mSAm5c/editGeneral GoFundMe donation list: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Jk3r5t549EoDv-aLhHXx15-If9FgDew7pDMU9WRWA0/edit?usp=sharing LA Fire Mutual Aid Resources: https://www.fireaid.info/ LA Fire Forum for Survivors: https://lafires.iolovesyou.com/ Pro Bono Therapy for Los Angeles Wildfires: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uAMVz8TQMzShQeuEA6kmOP0jyRN7qe1Iiqb6JOLTPqg/edit?usp=sharing Buy Nothing Group for LA Fire Survivors: https://m.facebook.com/groups/9137510746327928/?ref=share&mibextid=wwXIfr IN PERSON Volunteer and Donation Opps: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eaSXTYlLY_spJ-_w43ac55qu6X4YtgApgRGfads3cM4/edit?usp=sharing Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at: www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybeKKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.comPeep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcastRock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    2 hrs and 14 mins
  • Ep. 335 Re-Release A Dark Song: “The Tale of How You Can Help During the Los Angeles Wildfires”

    Ep. 335 Re-Release A Dark Song: “The Tale of How You Can Help During the Los Angeles Wildfires”
    Jan 15 2025
    Due to the devastating wildfires, Kim and Ket are re-releasing a favorite: A Dark Song, featuring their good pal, Jerry Tooneytown. Tune in for a brand new intro, status update on the KKSAM team, and information on how you can help!Ep. 82: A Dark Song: “The Tale of Jerry Tooneytown”Kim tells Ket about A Dark Song starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. There will be a shocking reveal about who is actually more in danger of being cultified. We’ll get to the bottom of Kim and Ket’s feelings on melons… FINALLY. Also, and most importantly, may we introduce to you our new best bro, Jerry Tooneytown. Most most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in A Dark Song.Dir. Liam GavinWriter Liam GavinWAYS YOU CAN HELP - Please feel free to share any and all of these links:Our Friends' GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-travis-and-linda-after-eaton-fireOngoing list of Mutual Aid: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1KMk34XY5dsvVJjAoD2mQUVHYU_Ib6COz6jcGH5uJWDY/htmlviewDisplaced Black Families GoFundMe donation links: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pK5omSsD4KGhjEHCVgcVw-rd4FZP9haoijEx1mSAm5c/editGeneral GoFundMe donation list: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Jk3r5t549EoDv-aLhHXx15-If9FgDew7pDMU9WRWA0/edit?usp=sharing LA Fire Mutual Aid Resources: https://www.fireaid.info/LA Fire Forum for Survivors: https://lafires.iolovesyou.com/Pro Bono Therapy for Los Angeles Wildfires: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1uAMVz8TQMzShQeuEA6kmOP0jyRN7qe1Iiqb6JOLTPqg/edit?usp=sharingBuy Nothing Group for LA Fire Survivors: https://m.facebook.com/groups/9137510746327928/?ref=share&mibextid=wwXIfrIN PERSON Volunteer and Donation Opps: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1eaSXTYlLY_spJ-_w43ac55qu6X4YtgApgRGfads3cM4/edit?usp=sharing KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcastGet acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.comPeep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcastRock with the girls on TikTok: @kksampodcastBook the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcastWear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.comOk we'll see ourselves out.Thanks for listening!xo and #StayAlive,K&KKIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR: link.chtbl.com/kkstcProud members of the Dread Podcast NetworkSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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    2 hrs and 27 mins
  • Ep. 334 Trap: “The Tale of Farting Yourself Out of a Psych Degree”

    Ep. 334 Trap: “The Tale of Farting Yourself Out of a Psych Degree”
    Jan 8 2025

    Kim tells Ket about Zaddy Hartnett in M. Night Shyamalan’s Trap. Lots happens but the most important take-aways from this episode are that Josh inspired some new merch: BUTCHER KNIFE heart heart heart, and Kim discovered… Streamyard sound effects. That’s right, folx! After 333 episodes, KKSAM has just discovered this feature. Don’t worry, they’ll beat it into the ground. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Trap.

    Dir. M. Night Shyamalan

    Writer M. Night Shyamalan


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    2 hrs and 25 mins
  • Ep. 333 Black Christmas (1974): “The Tale of the Late, Great Olivia Hussey”

    Ep. 333 Black Christmas (1974): “The Tale of the Late, Great Olivia Hussey”
    Jan 1 2025

    Ket tells Kim about Black Christmas (1974) in honor of our beloved Sammie, Mac Parker, who campaigned his heart out for this Holiday Horror pick in our Patreon poll. At the time we recorded this, the girls never could have predicted that it would end up being a tribute to the memory of Olivia Hussey. Among her many accomplishments, she was also the reason Ketryn realized that sexuality was a spectrum. Most importantly, rest in eternal peace, our Juliet, our Final Girl, Jess Bradford, the effervescent Olivia Hussey.

    Dir. Bob Clark

    Writer Roy Moore


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    2 hrs and 18 mins