In today's update...

- Asking For A Friend: Are you PRO "creepy uncle"?

- This iconic snack is returning to a local Windsor institution!

- Grandma, is that you?

-Happy Lunar New Year! Let's see what your Chinese Zodiac means

-AFAF: Ticklers VS. Ticklees

-WITHER REPORT: Buttcrack Piercings + Martha's sexy ASMR

-World War 3 almost started because of a whale

In today's update...

- This new Coca Cola flavour is FINALLY actually premiering in Canada

- Where did the Principal throw the underaged rager? FLORIDA, OHIO, OR CHATHAM?

- PETA's changing your favourite furry holiday

In today's update...

- Hannah didn't NOT hotwire a JEEP this weekend

- The things you like on Instagram are NO LONGER private

- Human versus Robot: Half-Marathon Edition

- Get in loser, we're going to the Centre of the World, which is obviously in Ohio

-Spelling mistakes with consequences...Hannah might have the worst one

-New Air Canada fees just dropped! (AGAIN)

-Frozen dong fights in Alberta

-What your walking speed says about you, why Jonny is a freak of nature, and the solution to fast vs slow walker problems

-Wither Report: Blake & Ryan's gag order + John Legend goes to jail

-The average person goes HOW long without changing up their pizza order?!

In today's update...

- Asking For A Friend: My BF bet our rent money on the Lions, how would you proceed?

- DUMB CRIMINALS: How much viagra is TOO much

- What To Do When Everyone Thinks You're Dead

- The GOOP Valentines Day Gift Guide

In today's update...

- It's National Granola Bar Day! We RANK the best and worst granola bars

- #ToxicTuesday: manipulative ways to get your partner to love you more

- Happy Fourth Wing day to all who celebrate