The ball gets rolling today... or more accurately, the fists start a-flyin'! Our tough Tae Kwon Do team tackle the origins of the movie Miami Connection as well as looking into the aftermath and impact on the life of one Grandmaster Y.K. Kim!

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.

The connection is finally forged as the movie begins with a bang! Well, a funky tune anyway... and a little film history lesson!

We also see the beginnings of some shady and suspicious sorts scheming down by the waterfront... WITH UZIS! Call me crazy, but I think they might be up to no good...

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.

The deal is ready to go down as a million James Hurleys emerge from the woods and hop on those hogs. Only the finest from Columbia, right?

A ninja watches over the proceedings from his perch with the spirit of an owl... BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?!?!?

From high to low, we see more stealthy sorts shimmying along slyly, surely up to no good.

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.

The deal is done... FINALLY! A firm handshake seals it and we're out of here. Great episode, everyone.

WAIT! THE NINJAS STRIKE! A secret shuriken stabs and the goons go for the guns. It's on, baby! Just don't forget to sample the merchandise first.

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.

The ninja menace weathers the storm (and Uzi fire) but one of the gangsters attempts to flee with the goods... only to find himself in CHOP-py waters.

DAMN IT, YOU CAN’T DEFEAT ONE NINJA, LET ALONE COUNTLESS NINJA! GIVE UP! WHITE FLAG IT, DUDES!

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.

The most vicious, most deadly, battle of all time continues to tear the city apart! Well, the beachfront at least.

Can you stab with a katana? Find the answers here, folks!

Reckless Uzi fire, slicing and dicing and missing arms - this minute is action, action, ACTION!

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.

We’re back as the insanely loud bike ninjas continue their getaway, drugs and cash in tow. More importantly, we get our first glimpse of the secret dojo!

Meet Yashito. He's a lovely chap, but he's missing something important... THE MONEY! Something tells me he isn't letting this slide...

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.

Yashito takes all the credit for the job succeeding and rightfully so - what did these losers do? They'd better make no more mistakes!

Cut to our villains hitting the road in their other guises - they're bikers by day, after all. They're here to steal all your cocaine ALONG WITH YOUR LIFE! Damn, that's rough. Leave a little something, jeez.

As they pledge to strike with no mercy and embrace their inner Cobra Kai, we can only wonder where it is they're heading...

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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.