It's a medical miracle! A previously petrified patient in Ward 26 has inexplicably recovered from his terminal condition, but the Sisters remain suspiciously tight-lipped on the matter. The Doctor is on the case! Downstairs, meanwhile, Cassandra-Rose – she of Wonderbra fame – readies herself for some good ol'-fashioned Time Lord seduction…

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• AHUGEthank you to illustratorAmera Altahanfor her marvellous artwork!

• Music used with kind permission fromTHE CELESTIALMECHANIC:

• Official Podcast Cover Art:Andy Walker

• Sound Effects:FreesoundsandPixabay.

THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:44) Chapter 7

(0:50) Cured?!

(4:14) Patient Confidentiality

(7:44) Chip's Concerns

(10:12) Cassandra's Makeover

(17:00) Perfume

Lonely gods and bouncy castles, oh my! Lady Cassandra, having a chav-tastic time living it up inside Rose: mind, body, and Cockney rhyming-slang. We get a peek into the Doctor’s mind as well - and there’s even a nod toThe TV Movie in there somewhere. Cor blimey, guv’nah!

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• AHUGEthank you to the incredibly talentedChaotic Simpfor her Rose Tyler artwork!

• Music used with kind permission fromTHE CELESTIALMECHANIC:

• Additionally Sampled Music: "Tainted Love"as performed bySoft Cell (1981),and"Song For Ten"as composed byMurray Gold and performed by Tim PhillipsinThe Christmas Invasion (2005).
• Official Podcast Cover Art:Andy Walker

• Sound Effects:FreesoundsandPixabay.

THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

• Timestamps

  (0:00) Intro

  (0:43) Chapter 6

  (0:50) Curves

  (6:36) Brain Meat Expired

  (9:51) Rose's Surface Memories

  (12:37) The Doctor's Meander

  (18:35) Nice Rear Bumper

  (20:27) The Doctor's Phone Call

Bit special, this one. I incorporated some dialogue from Russell T Davies’ wonderful Doctor Who: Lockdown short, “The Secret of Novice Hame”. Feels like it fleshes out the scene and the character more. Also: New Earth, new faces – down in the cellar, there’s the matter of the missing chav…

• Written and read by Daniel Rawnsley
• With thanks to illustrator Amera Altahan for her lovely artwork!
• Music used with kind permission from THE CELESTIAL MECHANIC

• You can view "The Secret of Novice Hame" on YouTube

• Official Podcast Cover Art: Andy Walker
• Sound Effects: Pixabay, Freesound and BBC Sounds

THIS AUDIO IS FAN-MADE AND A WORK OF NON-PROFIT. DOCTOR WHO, TARDIS AND ITS CHARACTERS (WORD MARKS, LOGOS AND DEVICES) ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE BBC. NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT IS INTENDED.

Timestamps

(0:00) Intro

(0:44) Chapter 5

(0:49) The Story of Novice Hame

(4:33) The Great Secret

(7:24) Moisturise Me

(11:34) Rose No More