Two trailer park girls go 'round the outside...Chris and Jeff triumphantly return from sabbatical, and waste no time dumping out Pandora's Newsstand. As the two catch up, they pay homage to inspirations of integrity, such as Brian Williams and Jimmy Buffett. Naturally, they stumble into a $h!+ hole, and even more naturally, fail to climb out of it. As our heroes wade through the vault of septic overflow, they acquire new skills of shark wrangling, and learn valuable life lessons about keeping secrets. High-Risk, High-Reward is the name of the game at Goodwill, and a new sponsor emerges with a product to die for. All this and more on this edition of 'Let's Do News'!