Off the Wagon!

Written by: Wet Maynard
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  • Summary

  • Coming this 4/20, a group of ex-alcoholic and ex?-drug addict friends stumble their way through a dark mystery of drunken eldritch proportions. "Off the Wagon!" is a "chaotic good" mix of Cheech & Chong, the Big Lebowski, and the H.P. Lovecraft-influenced Call of Cthulhu roleplaying horror game, where we make bad decisions with good intentions. Our group of hapless investigators is called to task by their long-time friend and Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor, Amos Vaughn. He tells them of the lost and buried cold case of a trio of young girls in the small forgotten town of Leavitt, Utah, urging them to set right what he wasn't able to. This leads them to unravel a thread that will take them across the world on a Harlem-Globetrotting mission, where they'll risk life and limb to get to the bottom of the mystery before time and their sanity run dry. Drinks will be served. Dark Old Ones may be summoned. ** This story, the events, and all characters are entirely fictional and it is meant for adults. No babies, please. **
    Copyright 2023 Wet Maynard
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Episodes
  • Off the Wagon! — Trailer

    Off the Wagon! — Trailer
    Apr 5 2021

    FIRST EPISODES PREMIERE APRIL 20TH.

    It's a long way "Off the Wagon!" and you've made it to the very beginning—it's our trailer! Just a taste to whet the appetite, not too much now. Overhydration can lead to water intoxication.

    MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE...

    Animal Assassin, Tear Down — Josh Woodward, Insomnia (instrumental) — Todd Barrow, Guadalupe River — Doctor Turtle, Which That Is This — Ending Satellites, And so sing the black birds — Scott Gratton, Forward Motion — Simon, Unknown
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    9 mins
  • 1 - "I'm really nervous right now, I've never done this before!"

    1 - "I'm really nervous right now, I've never done this before!"
    Apr 20 2021

    Chapter 1. Salt Lake City, Utah. A few years ago.

    Tasked by their long-time friend and Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor on his deathbed, our group of investigators pack up the ol' party bus and head off to Leavitt, Utah to investigate the cold case of a trio of abused girls.

    We meet our cast...

    • Matt & Matt as our co-Game Masters (Keepers) and writer
    • Anna as Stacie Lawson, the lawyer
    • Jenny as Shelly Spiels, the telemarketer
    • Nate as Trip Bucksworth, the trustfundie
    • Minwin as John Woo-Tang, the cop
    • Shawn as Truck Buckman, the drifter

    MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE...

    Luzius Stone, "Telescope" — Ending Satellites, "We're from near and far" — Alan Piljak, "Not the end" — Josh Woodward, "Insomnia" — DASK, "Kingdom of Dust" — Ghosthack, "Kit 11" — Todd Barrow, "Guadalupe River" — Playing in Tongues, "Deserts" — Broke For Free, "942 Miles" — Savvier, "Diva" — Colton Dewberry, "Snow Pack" — Tha Future, "Ready to Launch"

    Many thanks to freesound.org and it's amazing collection of contributors.
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    48 mins
  • 2 - "You're not from around here, are you?"

    2 - "You're not from around here, are you?"
    Apr 20 2021

    Best friends Stacie and Shelly find a friendly source of local information when they stop by Red's Slice 'Em Thin Diner and talk to Annie. Things take a turn for the worse however, when the ladies visit Tom Poe at the Leavitt Home for Senior Living. It's a shame he doesn't remember Bob Lawson.

    Trip learns about Levi Manwill and the Appointed Brethren.

    Stacie decides to push her luck with the current Sheriff Fife. Poor Fife.

    MUSIC FROM THIS EPISODE...

    Polychroma, "Black Gold" — Broke For Free, "Budding" — Doctor Turtle, "Which That is This" — Ending Satellites, "And so sing the black birds" — David Szesztay, "Crime Story" — Lazy Salon, "Long Windows" — Ghosthack, "Kit 22" — Fourmi, "Fishgods" — Ghosthack, "Kit 11" — Joe Marson, "To the Shore" — The Twin Atlas, "Happy at the Wheel" — Seth Power, "Messes"

    Many thanks to freesound.org and it's amazing collection of contributors.
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    53 mins

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