There's no need to call in help from IT, because this week Hosts James and Diaz (along with Very Special Guest Xavier) are joined by the host of the tech podcast Better Offline: Ed Zitron!

After hearing about how Ed became a tech critic and (more importantly for their purposes) a sports fan (18:05), he leads the Guy-bunal through the browser history of a terminally online former wide receiver (54:00), before a decision has to be made as to whether this Guy can catch on in the Hall. (1:22:48)

Be sure to check out everything else Ed does by visiting wheresyoured.at

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The Hall has an insatiable appetite for Guys, and this week Hosts James and Diaz as well as Very Special Guest Xavier know exactly who can help feed the beast: the mind behind the internet's Discontinued Foods, John Finn!

After diving into some questions about John's discontinued delicacies (22:57), the Guy-bunal is ready to sample his flight of former fallow Orioles. He's got a spicy pick from the hot corner (37:07); a porcine one-time All-Star (41:54); and a raw prospect who unfortunately never got to cook (44:53). The Guy-bunal will need to chew on these selections for a moment (47:56); but after taking some time to mull it over, there's a clear selection for which career was on a Hall of Guy (gastrointestinal) tract. (1:00:36)

You can find more from Discontinued Foods on his Bluesky or Twitter accounts!

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A paper tiger may be a symbol of false strength, but a cardboard Guy's power is very real, and the Guy-bunal knows just the pair to discuss such figures - this week Hosts James and Diaz along with Very Special Guest Xavier are thrilled to welcome the hosts of the 1988 Topps Podcast, David McEllis and Matt Kuzma!

Once everyone gets a chance to meet Dave and Matt (22:20), it's time to meet this week's pair of Guys coming from the bullpens of 1988: a Berry with a Royal, fruity flavor (34:04); and an Astro who's star shone briefly but brightly (53:18). They've gotten the call in the bullpen plenty of times, but which one will receive the call letting them know they've reached the Hall of Guy? (1:03:48)

Once your done with this episode, make sure to check out hundreds more of the 1988 Topps Podcast!

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The clock has struck midnight on season 12, and that means it's time for Hosts James and Diaz to team up with Very Special Guest so that the Guy-bunal can look back on the season that was with yet another edition of Reliti-Guy-tion.

Being brought back up for reconsideration this time are: basketball's foremost truth teller (15:12); a Guy who wrestled with the reality of television (19:36); a backstop that knuckled down under pressure (28:12); a Greek that freaked out in the NBA (32:42); the Czech track star that ran away with the competition (36:03); and Detroit's ultimate two-way player (41:48). They may have been denied entry before, but will this illustrious half-dozen make it into the even more illustrious Hall of Guy? (46:23)

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First is truly the worst this week as the Guy-bunal reconvenes, with Hosts James and Diaz joined by Very Special Guest Xavier to discuss Guys Who Were Failed First Overall Picks.

James begins with this week's first overall Guy, a non-Laker from the shores of Ontario and Erie (13:49); Diaz has pick number two, a football Guy with two first names and zero self-awareness (36:33); and Xavier rounds things out with a Guy who ended up not just not being a jackpot, but being so bad as to inspire a lottery (1:10:12). All these Guys have been selected at least once by a number of franchises, but which one will be selected by the Guy-bunal for induction into the Hall of Guy? (1:34:04)

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Like the great orator Yogi Berra once said, "the future ain't what it used to be", so today the Guy-bunal will look backwards for some other wise words instead as Hosts James and Diaz team up with Very Special Guest Xavier gather to discuss Guys You Don't Remember With Quotes You Do Remember.

Xavier gets us up and running with a Guy as good as gold many times over (14:21); James brings to the table a noted anti-imperialist from the baseball world (36:00); Diaz talks about how for some Guys, ball is not just life, but truth as well (58:53). Their quotes may have outlived their careers, but one of them will get an even more lasting legacy with induction into the Hall of Guy! (1:41:21)

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The flames that burn the Guy-est burn the fastest, and so this week when Hosts James and Diaz reconvene the Guy-bunal along with Very Special Guest Xavier, the three of them will discuss just that: Only One Top Flight Season Guys.

Diaz brings a story from across the pond that goes beyond the pale (21:21); Xavier (46:57); and James presents history's only ever Detroit Liger (1:31:45). They may have each managed to get their one top seasons, but only one will spend the rest of their seasons enshrined in the Hall of Guy. (1:32:51)

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Verdigris. Lime. Kelly. Neon. Emerald. Mean Joe. There are many shades of green in the world, and they're the focus this week for Hosts James and Diaz as they bring back Very Special Guest Xavier to discuss Guys For Whom The Grass Was Not Greener.

James clears the airspace about a story regarding baseball buyer's remorse (24:46); Diaz logs an entry about Guy who looked for a shade of green besides midnight (44:55); and Xavier gives us the long-awaited third volume of the Kill Bill saga (1:15:33). The grass these Guys sought might not have turned out to be greener, but maybe maroon and orange will better suit whoever can get to the other side of the Hall of Guy. (1:41:36)

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