It's been too long since we watched the work of schlockmaster extraordinaire Ed Wood! This time a young man has fallen in with a bad crowd; can he be saved before its too late? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about wooden acting, plastic surgery, and flamenco guitar. It's our review of the 50s B-movie "classic," Jail Bait!

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0:04:00 - Background

0:29:15 - Summary

0:43:50 - Notable Scenes

0:47:30 - The Good

0:48:40 - The Bad

1:03:35 - The Ugly

1:09:20 - Final Thoughts

Can Ice Cube save us from an interstellar menace from the safety of his office cubicle? Will humanity lose its most precious resource--its data? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about UI elements, facial reactions, Amazon gift cards, and private industry saving the day against the peridious government! It's our review of the 2025 streaming event of the summer, War of the Worlds!

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0:04:30 - Background

0:25:40 - Summary

0:42:30 - Notable Scenes

0:47:10 - The Good

0:50:35 - The Bad

1:11:50 - The Ugly

1:17:50 - Final Thoughts

What's the most effective way to communicate an ecological message in a monster movie? Does it involve an unwashed hillbilly in overalls? What do you call a swamp-dwelling Bigfoot, anyhow? Join Tom and Ryan as they discuss these questions as well as other pieces of pertinent information, such as condescending professors, blurry flashbacks, and a connection to Dirty Harry. It's our review of Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues!

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0:05:10 - Background

0:14:35 - Summary

0:26:30 - Notable Scenes

0:31:45 - The Good

0:34:30 - The Bad

0:47:20 - The Ugly

0:49:40 - Final Thoughts

Do you have nostalgia for children's movies? What about children's movies from the 1950s? What about Japanese children's movies from the 1950s that are spliced together from episodes of a children's TV show? Well then do we have good news for you!! Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about interplanetary chicken-men, useless weapons, pillow fights, and peat-based rocket fuel. It's our review of Prince of Space!

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0:04:15 - Background

0:11:10 - Summary

0:17:55 - Notable Scenes

0:24:35 - The Good

0:28:20 - The Bad

0:40:20 - The Ugly

0:43:35 - Final Thoughts

It's Hammer Horror time, and if you're a British cinephile you know exactly what that means! It means blood, dread, and bare breasts! An evil countess is killing virgins to maintain her own beauty, but will her upcoming wedding be spoiled by those who know her secret? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about historical adaptations, inscrutable charatcer motivations, and uneven age makeup. It's our review of Countess Dracula!

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0:03:40 - Background

0:30:30 - Summary

0:38:10 - Notable Scenes

0:48:10 - The Good

0:53:10 - The Bad

1:07:00 - The Ugly

1:12:30 - Final Thoughts

We're back to classic monster movies from the 1950s, and you'll never believe this, but we're dealing with giant insects! How original! Join Tom and Ryan as they watch a safari through Africa and discuss important topicsd such as The Producers, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and irresponsible environmental messaging. It's our review of Monster from Green Hell!

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0:04:15 - Background

0:20:00 - Summary

0:28:30 - Notable Scenes

0:33:40 - The Good

0:35:15 - The Bad

0:49:35 - The Ugly

0:53:15 - Final Thoughts

This week we have an Itlian war drama that's low on both the war and the drama, but that's absolutely packed with Nicolas Cage! What haunts an Italian soldier as he makes his way through the Ethiopian wilderness? Join Tom and Ryan as they talk about diseases, consequences, and exactly how to act like Nicolas Cage. It's our review of the 1989 film Time to Kill!

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0:35:10 - Notable Scenes

0:48:45 - The Good

0:51:00 - The Bad

0:58:55 - The Ugly

1:05:30 - Final Thoughts

Just how cool would a "cool dog" be? Would a cool dog be able to drive a car? Would a cool dog be able to save multiple people from death? Would a cool dog play the banjo? Join Tom and Ryan as they seek to answer these questions and discuss other relevant topics like the art of clowning, a reverse John Wick, and what crimes shouldn't be part of your exotic pet smuggling ring. Sit, and stay, for our review of Cool Dog!

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0:03:25 - Background

0:21:50 - Summary

0:34:50 - Notable Scenes

0:41:35 - The Good

0:46:20 - The Bad

1:05:20 - The Ugly

1:12:30 - Final Thoughts