• Valérian and Laureline and the City of a Thousand and One Planets
    Jan 29 2025

    In 2017, Luc Besson made an ill-advised attempt to adapt a sci-fi graphic novel (most of Luc Besson's choices are ill-advised). We've returned to give justice to Rihanna, and exact vengeance on Dane Dehaan. Is this Star Wars? Is this the Fifth Element? Is this Twilight Imperium? Is this anything? Nope. Join the trio of short, long-snouted podcast bros, Ian, Sam, and Spencer, as we discuss David Bowie, Herbie Hancock, the purpose of exposition, and the crimes of the French. As Valerian says to David Bowie: "I want only your name on my playlist."


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    1 hr and 28 mins
  • Yojiiimbo: A Fistful of Jade
    Jan 15 2025

    Finally, we get to watch good movies. We're making another sequel to the Akira Kurasawa duology of Yojimbo and Sanjuro. New town, new mulberry field, same curmudgeonly yet honorable ronin who is still 30 years old. What will the dog carry into town? What westerns and Star Wars films will this inspire? And what townsperson is actually secretly a robot. Join the writers room of Ian, Sam, and Spencer as we try to discover the secret of Toshiro Mifune's itchy beard.


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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • 48 Hrs. × 3 = 144 Hrs. (With Christopher Reed Brown)
    Jan 1 2025

    Happy new year! In this installment of Sequels 2, we're going back to the origins of the buddy cop genre with 48 Hrs. (not "Hours"). Join foul-mouthed detectives Ian, Sam, and Spencer, along with special guest, Christopher Reed Brown, as we figure out how "Sexist Man of the Year" is decided, what Eddie Murphy characters will make a special appearance in this sequel, and where "Roxanne" fits into all of this. We're sending out 2024 with a bang, in that we will also be exploding a car.


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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • The Santa Clause 4: The Termination Clause (With Peter Liu)
    Dec 18 2024

    Merry Christmas to all! Everyone's favorite Santa and smuggler, Tim Allen, is back to deliver presents–no matter the cost, no matter the verdict, no matter the bodies left in his wake. Join the elf work force of Ian, Sam, Spencer, and returning guest, Peter Liu, as we assemble the perfect Santa Clause sequel (batteries not included), by diving into the full contract text, discussing Santa's license to kill, what constitutes self-defense, and what abuses of power an unchecked Santa can get away with. This holly jolly episode will make you laugh, and make your belly jiggle like a bowl full of jelly.


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    1 hr and 40 mins
  • Gym Jam (With Gwynna Forgham-Thrift)
    Dec 4 2024

    It's finally happening, we're covering the greatest movie ever made and the worst sequel ever made.* We're putting together an athletic team to fight for the future of sequels. If you grew up in the 90's, you probably have some strong feelings about these films, commercials, cartoons, and merchandise that make up this franchise (and some strong feelings about Lola Bunny). Join Ian, Sam, Spencer, and special guest, Gwynna Forgham-Thrift, to find out how superstar Simone Biles learns a valuable lesson about teamwork and friendship from the Looneys. Watch the incredible and illegal feats of Granny at the 2028 Summer Olympics. Learn the words to the new jock jam that does not involve any problematic figures. This is one Warner Brothers property that can't be deleted*.

    *debatable


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    1 hr and 25 mins
  • Joker: Ménage à Trois (With Connor Donahue)
    Nov 20 2024

    We live in yet another society. Todd Phillips has done it again (though what "it" is, we can't say because of our NDA). We are in court to discuss the many crimes of these films, and try to find a way for Arthur Fleck to put on a happy face. Join the jury of Ian, Sam, Spencer, and special guest, Connor Donahue, as we figure out what Martin Scorsese film to copy, what Batman villains can kind of be in this, and what happens when the crumbling infrastructure of Gotham City gets the Joel Schumacher treatment. Don't hide in the fridge. There's no escaping this sequel.


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    1 hr and 29 mins
  • Jack Ryan: The Swiss Particle (With Coby Dominus)
    Nov 6 2024

    Happy Election Day! Feeling stressed? Then celebrate America with its greatest president: Jack Ryan. Join the PSYOP team of Ian, Sam, Spencer, and special guest, Coby Dominus ('Horizon: An American Saga - Part 3') as we plot out an intricate multiverse of Ryans, Meullers, Clarks, hawks, doves, cheeses, and chocolates.

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    1 hr and 22 mins
  • The Twilight Saga: Waning Gibbous – Part 1 (With Emi Schaufeld and Laura Tuccienza)
    Oct 23 2024

    Say it. Out loud: More vampire romance! In this spooky episode, we're looking at perhaps the most culturally influential IP of the 2000's. Join the love triangle of Ian, Sam, and Spencer, with special guests and Twilight Experts, Emi Schaufeld and Laura Tuccienza, as we explore what new interspecies love stories, high school drama, and blood ritual antics that Bella and her family will get into in the small town of Forks, Washington...or maybe they're moving to Spoons? You're gonna love this episode for a thousand years and more, I guarantee it. (*laughs in Michael Sheen*)

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    1 hr and 38 mins