An owl named Owl and a gerbil named Chitter will hoot you off to Dreamland. Long story medium length, it’s time for an All Intro Episode.

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Dancing reindeer and elves in lagoons will carry you off to dreamland faster than Regis Philbin can say corporate synergy.

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Gilda answers the questions children hold in their hearts around Roberta Claus. The answers are as layered as a club sandwich and twice as dull.

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Old Chuck D dazzles Scooter with a chapter from a book about a paper filled with merriment, bells, and cozy barrels.

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Small wooden toys salute you to sleep as Pat Morita returns you to Planet Cincinnati by way of Dreamland.

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It’s holiday parties galore as Dick and Robert weigh the merits of fruitcake and carpools on their way off to dreamland.

Robert’s dream sure sounds similar to Newhart S1E9 (”No Room at the Inn”). And the events of the past remind me of The Bob Newhart Show S2E15 (”I’m Dreaming of a Slight Christmas”).

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Bow ties flutter and action figures chillax you off to Dreamland as Al Cusack presents their findings on imagined toy manufacturing.

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LUMEN - Lumen is the world’s first handheld metabolic coach. Get tailored guidance to improve your nutrition, workouts, sleep, and even stress management. Go to lumen.me/SLEEP for 15% off your purchase.

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