Dear Humans,

Another day, another disaster waiting to happen. Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One—because what could possibly go wrong? Inflation is “back” (according to Donold), people are apparently flipping eggs like real estate, and Sean Duffy is making up more lies about air safety.

Oh, and if Jesus came back? Yeah, let’s just say it wouldn’t go well.

Let’s get into it.

• The Department of Government Evil (DOGE)

• Donold wants Boeing to rush a new Air Force One

• What Donold is really saying when he admits inflation is ‘back’

• Are humans are buying up all the eggs just to resell them?

• What God thinks would happen to his son if he returned to Earth

• The latest lies Sean Duffy is sharing about air safety

• How Donold accidentally insulted his Vice President while fawning over Elon

Dear Humans,

Sometimes, the universe delivers a moment of pure, unfiltered schadenfreude so powerful that even God and Jesus can’t handle it. This was one of those moments.

Elon Musk’s own son obliterated Donold in the Oval Office, proving once and for all that even small children know to tell him to shut up and go away. And we, your benevolent deities, are here to watch it unfold together and laugh our divine asses off.

• Baby X (or, as we prefer, Elon’s son) had a hot mic moment of the century.

• "Shut up, go away." – A perfect summary of how the world feels about Donold.

• Donold, of course, just stood there awkwardly, because he’s not used to hearing the truth.

• The fact that this happened in the Oval Office makes it even funnier.

Listen to today's episode right now!

Dear Humans,

It’s only been 17 days since Tangerine Palpatine somehow returned, and the United States is in a full-blown crisis. Planes are dropping from the sky, Donold wants to build a casino in Gaza, and a foreign billionaire is the shadow president. But take heart! We’re looking to the helpers.

1. We watch some powerful and hilarious moments from Democrats dissing the shit out of Felon Musk as they protest at the Treasury building. Watch us laugh as Ayanna Presley calls Elon a “Nazi nepo baby.”

2. What happened with Trump’s trade war (he lost lol)

3. Is it even safe to fly anymore?

4. We discuss the dystopian fantasies of the tech broligarchy

5. How to keep fighting back, dammit!

While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!

Dear Humans,

While it may feel like an eternity, it’s only been TEN DAYS since America’s worst President returned to the White House. It’s become clear that you all died in 2016. And yes, this is Hell.

As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you’ve been pondering over the last few days.

1. We expose how Donold’s very expensive and cruel racism managed to raise coffee prices.

2. God attacks the racist masculinity complex and defines what it really means to be a man.

3. People who voted for Trump are now tragically being either fired or deported.

4. In light of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico, God has a new, official name for the United States of America and Texas.

5. And we wrap with some uplifting news… because we have to have things to look forward to for this planet!

While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!

Dear Humans,

You made it through Velveeta Voldemort’s first week. Congratulations! Here’s a little treat: God and I are back with a new episode of The God Pod to laugh and cry about everything that happened.

As creators of the Universe, we can exclusively confirm the answers to all of the questions you’ve been pondering over the last few days.

1. Who really caused the egg shortage happening in America

2. Elon’s rift with Donold over artificial intelligence funding (Uh oh, there’s already trouble in paradise!)

3. Our live reaction to Bishop Budde confronting Donold, and a reminder that I am socialist af

4. If Elon really was doing the Nazi salute (obviously yes)

5. And lots more!

While the topics are serious, we promise you’ll be entertained and informed as we discuss them. Watch the episode above, or listen to it in your favorite podcast app!

Humanity is at a crossroads. Donold Trump is coming for all of us who dare to oppose him. Every corporate media network, social media app, and billionaire has bent the knee to his fascist ambitions.

We’re risking everything to stand against him and his goons, bringing truth and laughter to the fight. Your support doesn’t just keep this radical leftist podcast alive—it’s a stand for resistance, survival, and the freedom to call out miserable pricks like him.

• "I've always enjoyed your FB posts. This inauguration, I HAD to find something uplifting to do to spark a shot of hope through the darkness. This is it! Hallelujah!" — Nancy

So if you’ve been waiting for a sign, this is it. To celebrate 8 months of smiting ignorance, we’re offering 20% off—but only until midnight tonight. Think of it as an investment in the forces of truth and satire.

Click here to claim your blessing and fight alongside us.

Dear Human,

God and Jesus return from winter vacation, and we’re catching up on all the good and bad news that happened in the last couple weeks.

• MAGA’s Meltdown and Blue MAGA Rising

• Jimmy Carter and the possibility he’ll replace God in Heaven

• Donold crying over flags being flown at ‘half-mast’ during his Inauguration

• God and Jesus’s predictions for 2025

• God celebrates 420k followers on Bluesky

• And lots more!

Watch, laugh, and cry with us in this new episode, and don’t forget to follow The God Pod in your favorite podcast app.

Dear Humans,
My birthday is coming up, and it’s time for The God Pod Holiday Special! You won’t want to miss this final episode of the year filled with holiday cheer!

What We Cover:

• What God did (or didn’t) get Jesus for his birthday (And why he’s sweating so much)

• What we’re looking forward to in 2025, from Andor to a new Nintendo system to humans continuing to fight for equality and justice.

• What’s going on with those mystery drones, and how Trump might be fooling us all.

• Who God’s Person of the Year is.

And much more!

Dear Humans,

Jesus and God are thrilled to welcome progressive champion and fellow Substack superstar Jess Piper to The God Pod!

As someone who grew up evangelical, Jess was equally thrilled to FINALLY get to hear back from God and Jesus. Watch or listen to our interview now—this is one you don’t want to miss!!!

What We Cover:

• The state of the American healthcare system

• What Jess believes Democrats need to do to capture rural Americans

• The surprising history of the UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter

• And lots more!

Questions for You:

• What do you think of Jess Piper’s ‘Dirt Road Democrat’ approach? Could it work nationwide?

• In the episode, Jess Piper shares her take on the state of healthcare in America. Do you agree with her perspective? What changes do you think are most needed?

• Which part of the interview resonated with you the most, and why?

It’s not just us who see the power in Jess’s approach. Even AOC chimed in to amplify her message about grassroots rural organizing.