The Horny Housewife

Written by: Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts
  • Summary

  • This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but golly -we are still horny (or want to be!!!) Join me each week for some guaranteed laughs, no sugar coating, sexy tips, story times and the occasional jaw dropping listener question. Watch on youtube.com/@thhpod and Spotify! JOIN THE PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast FOLLOW ME IG- @THHpod Tik Tok @THHpodcast Ask Anon: www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com. // Advertising/Business Inquiries : admin@pleasurepodcasts.com The Horny Housewife is a proud member of Pleasure Podcasts, a podcast network revolutionizing the conversation around sex and relationships.
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Episodes
  • 221. Tossing Salad & Friends w/Cheaters
    Feb 10 2025
    Today tune in to discuss tossing salad, obligatory sex (wives making sure to partake in order to keep their husbands) and why cheaters cheat- and what to do with the people we know IRL who aren’t being loyal to the person they call husband/wife. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon here. Want to ask a listener question? Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Fleshlight: Use code HOUSEWIFE at http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife Popstar- Use code HORNY HOUSEWIFE for 20% off at https://www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife or shop for popstar on amazon! Bathmate: Go to bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off Beducated: Visit https://beducate.me/horny-valentine to get 60% off one year of Beducated use code JORDYN! Every Plate: get your first box 50% off by going to everyplate.com/podcast Bluechew: Try your first month FREE using code Housewife at checkout!
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    1 hr and 16 mins
  • 220. Edging, Ultimatums & Love Deposits will save your LTR
    Feb 3 2025
    Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com To edge or not to edge that is the question; is edging great for men and an ultimate let down for women? Does the anticipation create a stronger climax, or the opposite? Today ‘Mommy Gets Vulnerable’: we're doing an Ask Me Anything segment along with your personal fav; listener questions of course! Tune in to hear why prompted starting this podcast, how my sex life has evolved as a result, what me and daddy d’s favorite position is and more. As for the listener q’s we have one listener who has received a sort of “ultimatum” in the bedroom- what does he want? To go back to front…..hello UTI asshole lets chat. Another listener’s husband has turned to porn post his mother moving in their home and wifey is sexually starved and annoyed he is choosing porn over real life intimacy. Tune in to hear all of this and plenty more=) Join the Patreon here! Sponsors: BlueChew: Get your first month free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at bluechew.com VIIA Hemp: (21+) Use code HOUSEWIFE to get 15% off your order at VIIAhemp.com Butter Wellness: Get 30% off using code HOUSEWIFE at butterwellness.com Pop Star: Go to popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife and use code HORNYHOUSEWIFE to get 20% off your order Sunny Situations: Receive 10% off your waterproof couples blanket https://www.amazon.com/promocode/A3OP110JHXTJPC or go to sunnysituations.com and use code housewife.
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    1 hr and 3 mins
  • 219- Herpes, SSRI's & Why Your Spouse has the ICK
    Jan 27 2025
    FLESHLIGHT: promo code HOUSEWIFE go to http://fleshlight.sjv.io/TheHornyHousewife In today’s EP a listener question begs the need for busting the ‘hearsay’ about herpes! HSV-1 is extremely common and instead of shying away were diving in. Another listener writes in to share his doctors suggestion for ED/PE….an SSRI ?!? Why, How and WTF. I am going over the side effects of SSRI’s, why docs use them to treat some sexual disorders and other natural routes you can take! In todays topic of ze hour; ICK’s. If you are in a LTR/marraige you most likely have gotten the ick from your spouse- thats OK. Maybe you are giving them the ick…and you dont even know! I have some ‘gentle’ reminders of what you may be doing to get in your own way inside and outside of the bedroom. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com BlueChew: Get your first month supply FREE using code HOUSEWIFE at www.bluechew.com Sunny Situations: Receive 10% off the couples waterproof sex blanket at sunnysituations.com using code HOUSEWIFE or go to https://www.amazon.com/promocode/A3OP110JHXTJPC Beducated: Go to Beducated.com and use code JORDYN or click here: https://beducate.me/horny2025 to try the entire platform FREE for 24 hours + save $$ on yearly subscription! Feeld: Download the Feeld App in the Apple App Store or in Google Play
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    1 hr and 30 mins

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