In this week's cataloguing of our national decline the team is arrested outside the leafy setting of The Great British Bake Off and returned to their rightful place, a cramped mould ridden maisonette administered by a sadistic estate agent and the sort of landlord that sees the death of one of their tenants as "a real headache."

And like any flatshare, the team are invited to the "house WhatsApp" on their arrival. But why?

And what dastardly villain would come up with such an unrelentingly bleak concept for an escape room?

Mike. Mike would. And he'd do all the voices, too.

Jamie is joined at the Soggy Bottom's Up by Gord and Liz at Review the Room for a chat about last week's episode. We also get into:

• Colourblindness in puzzle games

• Which city is the best for escape rooms

• Why stakes matter when playing an escape room

• Which one of them has superhero semen vision

Our list of cool shit to check out includes:

• Sasquatch Sunset (Gord)

• Squatty Potty (Liz)

• Powerwash Simulator (Jamie)

This week Jamie is joined by Gord and Liz from Review the Room to desecrate several British national treasures in quick succession.

There's copious sampling of unknown white powders in this one - completely unintended, promise.