• Lamb lung pocket man
    Jun 24 2024

    This week, Pete mourns the loss of Maplin Electronics and reminisces about his own retail experiences - a fraudulent, Billy Joel-obsessed boss included. Meanwhile, Luke wonders why he can’t escape the chains of Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan.


    Luke also brags about his table tennis skills, but Pete isn’t having it!


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    31 mins
  • Hot Boss
    Jun 20 2024

    Pete reveals his secret obsession with weird influencers, from people who don't chew their food to those who love a bit of public role play in WeWorks across the nation. Meanwhile, Luke questions why doggy daycares always seem to have the best social media strategies.


    Plus, Pete concludes that smoke alarms are just a constant reminder of our own mortality and Luke calls bullshit on polyglots.


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    31 mins
  • Gay communist piss & the caffeine confessionals
    Jun 17 2024

    Luke and Pete confront their caffeine addictions before marvelling at the legend of Hammock Grandad. If Pete wants to match Grandad's record, he'd better start sleeping outdoors soon!


    Meanwhile, Luke gladly declares that throwing things at Nigel Farage is a "great British sport," while Pete—shockingly, the voice of reason—wonders just how far is too far.


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    28 mins
  • Organ Ponzi Scheme
    Jun 13 2024

    We’re back with our lab coats on, as the lads attempt to devise new organ transplant procedures for the masses. Drawing ideas from The Human Centipede probably isn’t a good idea…


    Elsewhere, Pete seems determined to buy a marmoset from Hartlepool Zoo and we explore the fine art of buying unwanted things for people and sneaking them into their shed. Nothing but helpful advice on your beloved Luke & Pete Show…


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    34 mins
  • Dogs and deviants
    Jun 10 2024

    From feral MPs to Angela Rayner’s son’s Only Fans, we’re talking UK politicians! It then turns into a discussion on why Donald Trump and his running mate think that publicly hating dogs - and even bragging about killing them - would win over voter support. This reminds Luke about the time he was haunted by the RSPCA!


    Plus, Luke has a parcel thief update and a new solution to the problem: a big cold bucket of piss.


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    30 mins
  • Sewage Ghostbusters
    Jun 6 2024

    This week, the lads decide that the best secret superpower would be a weak sense of smell. They then discuss the increasing price of candles - Luke’s astounded that the wife he has access to paid £80 for one! Elsewhere, Luke talks about the porn industry again before getting to the bottom of Pete’s microwave steak venture - why can’t they just make tinned steaks?


    Plus, Donny is convinced he’s going through the perimenopause.


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    27 mins
  • Grey w*nk pants
    Jun 3 2024

    This week, Luke and Pete kick starts your Monday with a deep dive into UK politics. Discussing everything from the duality of John Prescott, MP Lee Anderson's recent tirade against refugees, current PM Rishi Sunak's plan to bring back national service and even Lib Dem leader Ed Davey's run in with a paddle board - your new political correspondents cover it all. Following this, Luke also has some choice words about the UK government's young staffers...


    Elsewhere, Pete reminds us of Ronald Reagan's signature look. Plus, Luke has the perfect solution for a parcel thief - dog sh*t and broken glass, classic!


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    33 mins
  • Gangster Barack Obama
    May 30 2024

    This week, Pete is certain that Pizza Hut is the home of good pizza - Luke strongly disagrees - which leads to a discussion about the etiquette of discussing other people's food. Elsewhere Luke reminisces on doing door to door sales in New Zealand and Pete has a crack at impressions while slagging off Luke's milky teas.


    Plus, has Pete imagined a football themed greek restaurant? If so, why?


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    31 mins