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Lizard Lips Vs Dickless Greys!...Melted Vaginal Mango Faces!...East Coast Jesus & Satans Boiz!...Bad Case Of The Solar Farts!... How To Clean Ur A.I. FkBot...The Power Fist Of Trump!... Dan Starts A Cuban Street Gang!

In this emergency special, Tye & I tackle the recent assassination attempt of our supreme overlord D.J Trump. And Shed light on the finer points of politics.

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How to traumatize Haula cost survivors!!...Wog-Boaties, they don't make em like that anymore!!.. "You're a loser in the meta-verse, just like real life mate!!"... Sanatizing you A.I. FkBot of the future!!... Staunching nerds at Magic card conventions!!... Grandpa's, our alcoholic inspirations!!... BLITZKRIEG camping trips, Yeah the boys!!

Another cracker with the resident "Spank Master" .... we got too drunk for aliens, sorry guys!

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The Harsh Knee Of Fate!... Scarp Booking Your Youth!... The Pandemic Of Partying, A True Global Tragedy! Sess Pool Tour' De Shots!... Hottest Guy In Your LGA! Getting Kicked Out Politely!.. Ass Grabbin N Schooner Smashin!..

Tommy "In Da Houston" joins me for a chin wag about unexpected forks in the road of life, the evolution of the nightclub scene, and a general piss-take on society! Big laughs and more to come.

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Getting Glassed By Poms!... Self -Imposed Lamb Bans!... Ryan Reynolds Golden Fingers!... Green Master DJ's!... Welcome to Whore Island Australia!... Have You Been Pre-Loading Sir?... Hostile Bowls Politics!

Massive thanks to Digz coming in and sharing for Mens Mental Health Month!... and coming to terms with now being the "old C%#t"

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Staunch Garden Warfare!...He "Puttin'd" Me Dick!...Lifting for Losers!... How Thique's Ya Cigar!... Mutually Assured Anal Damage!... Mates With Too Much Length!... As We Pour One For Jessie Jane RIP!

Great catch-up with my old mate "Mr Mysterious" as we chat about global issues, relationship problems, shit mates, the gym and our general inappropriate comments on topics well above our pay grades!!.

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Inter-Planitary First Dates!...Rise of the Rolex Gnomes!...Mrs B-Day Pressie Prenups!...River Rafting Pyramids!...Trumps Wall Around The Sun!...Is Earth Undatable?...When Aliens Ghost You!...Broom Stick Meditation!...

The boys are back! 2 fan favs return for our usual, unusual perspectives on life, economics the dawning of mankind, strap in!!

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Inter-Planitary First Dates!...Rise of the Rolex Gnomes!...Mrs B-Day Pressie Prenups!...River Rafting Pyramids!...Trumps Wall Around The Sun!...Is Earth Undatable?...When Aliens Ghost You!...Broom Stick Meditation!...

The boys are back! 2 fan favs return for our usual, unusual perspectives on life, economics the dawning of mankind, strap in!!

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Vaginal leg lacerations!... When ya know your boss can drop you!... Hitting the green whistle at work!... Chicks Vs Drop Kick Man circles!... Sheep Shearer Show Downs!... RSA Marshal Justice!

In this impromptu poddy! we snuck away after a few bevies to talk sh%$t and have a laugh!! Young Jordy gets a glimpse into the loose times me and Mitchy have over the years!!