Join us as we unravel our experiences watching the Wicked movie adaptation. Get ready for a spicy debate on why we think Defying Gravity is the Beyoncé of Wicked songs and why Jeff Goldblum might have been better off staying in Jurassic Park. Did Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo leave us spellbound or disappointed? We tackle the steampunk aesthetic, dream about Antonio Banderas as the wizard, and ponder if we missed the actual plot somewhere between bathroom breaks. Whether you're a Wicked groupie or a confused moviegoer, dive into our unfiltered critique to decide if this adaptation should fly high or crash land. Spoiler: we might have read the books but don’t really remember the part where goats start a revolution. Buckle up for a wickedly funny ride!