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Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
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Rafe Khatchadorian has enough problems at home without throwing his first year of middle school into the mix. Luckily, he's got an ace plan for the best year ever, if only he can pull it off: With his best friend Leonardo the Silent awarding him points, Rafe tries to break every rule in his school's oppressive Code of Conduct. Chewing gum in class - 5,000 points! Running in the hallway = 10,000 points! Pulling the fire alarm - 50,000 points! But when Rafe's game starts to catch up with him, he'll have to decide if winning is all that matters.
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Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 2011-06-27
- Language: English
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Treasure Hunters
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein, Mark Shulman
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
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The Kidd siblings have grown up diving down to shipwrecks and traveling the world, helping their famous parents recover everything from swords to gold doubloons from the bottom of the ocean. But after their parents disappear on the job, the kids are suddenly thrust into the biggest treasure hunt of their lives. They'll have to work together to defeat dangerous pirates and dodge the hot pursuit of an evil treasure hunting rival, all while following cryptic clues to unravel the mystery of what really happened to their parents - and find out if they're still alive.
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Treasure Hunters
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Treasure Hunters, Book 1
- Length: 5 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 2013-09-16
- Language: English
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Middle School: Million Dollar Mess
- Written by: James Patterson, Martin Chatterton
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins
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When Rafe discovers that he's inherited a fortune, it's not all good news. Sure, he gets an all-expenses-paid trip to glamorous Beverly Hills…. but he also has to go to school while he's in California. Blergh. And not just any school–St. Benedict’s, the snobbiest of snobby establishments. You can bet your bottom dollar that Rafe doesn’t exactly fit in. Toss in a ramshackle house Rafe’s family has to live in before they can inherit the money and a group of bullies who make Miller the Killer look downright friendly, and this trip might be more trash than treasure.
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Middle School: Million Dollar Mess
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Series: Middle School, Book 16
- Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 2024-01-08
- Language: English
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Middle School: It's a Zoo in Here!
- Written by: James Patterson
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
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Rafe feels like a caged lion at his summer job at the zoo - until a real lion desperately needs his help.
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Middle School: It's a Zoo in Here!
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Series: Middle School, Book 14
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 2022-01-24
- Language: English
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House of Robots
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Jack Patterson
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
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It was never easy for Sammy Hayes-Rodriguez to fit in, so he's dreading the day when his genius mom insists he bring her newest invention to school: a walking, talking robot he calls E—for "Error". Sammy's no stranger to robots—his house is full of a colorful cast of them. But this one not only thinks it's Sammy's brother... it's actually even nerdier than Sammy. Will E be Sammy's one-way ticket to Loserville? Or will he prove to the world that it's cool to be square?
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House of Robots
- Narrated by: Jack Patterson
- Series: House of Robots, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 2014-11-24
- Language: English
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Treasure Hunters: The Greatest Treasure Hunt
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein, Juliana Neufeld
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
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Bick, Beck, Storm, and Tommy Kidd have uncovered and rescued some of the world’s greatest treasure, without ever seeking out fame and glory. So they aren’t happy when the Collier Kids (as in Nathan Collier, the Kidds’s nemesis) start treasure hunting for the camera, more focused on looking good and selling ads for their streaming show than actually recovering treasure. When the Kidds are invited to compete with the Colliers for the title of “The World’s Greatest Treasure Hunting Kids,” they jump at the chance to show the world what real treasure hunting looks like.
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Treasure Hunters: The Greatest Treasure Hunt
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Treasure Hunters, Book 9
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 2023-05-29
- Language: English
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Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
- Booktrack Edition
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts, Laura Park
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
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Rafe Khatchadorian has enough problems at home without throwing his first year of middle school into the mix. Luckily, he's got a foolproof plan for the best year ever, if only he can pull it off: With his best friend Leonardo the Silent awarding him points, Rafe will break every rule in his school's oppressive Code of Conduct. Chewing gum in class--5,000 points! Running in the hallway--10,000 points! Pulling the fire alarm--50,000 points! But when Rafe's game starts to catch up with him, he'll have to decide if winning is all that matters.
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Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life
- Booktrack Edition
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 2019-03-08
- Language: English
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Jacky Ha-Ha
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein, Kerascoët - illustrator
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
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With her irresistible urge to tell a joke in every situation—even when she really, really shouldn't—twelve-year-old Jacky Ha-Ha loves to make people laugh. And cracking wise helps distract her from thinking about not-so-funny things in her life, like her mom serving in a dangerous, faraway war, and a dad who's hardly ever home.
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Jacky Ha-Ha
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Series: Jacky Ha-Ha, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 2016-03-21
- Language: English
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Middle School
- How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
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Rafe Khatchadorian, the hero of the bestselling Middle School series, is ready for a fun summer at camp - until he finds out it's a summer school camp! Luckily, Rafe easily makes friends with his troublemaking cabin mates and bunkmate, a boy nicknamed Booger-Eater, who puts up with endless teasing from the other kids. Rafe soon realizes there's more to a person than a nickname, though, and Booger-Eater might be the kind of friend you want on your side when the boys from the Cool Cabin attack.
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Middle School
- How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 4
- Length: 4 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 2013-06-24
- Language: English
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Middle School: Big Fat Liar
- Written by: James Patterson, Lisa Papademetriou
- Narrated by: Neil Swaab
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
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Georgia Khatchadorian plans to excel at Hills Village Middle School in all the places her troublemaking brother failed. She's even bet him that she'll quickly become one of the most popular girls in school. But Rafe left a big mark at HVMS, and no one will give Georgia a chance! Even worse, Rafe has sneakily signed up her band to play at the school dance, and she's terrified to embarrass herself in front of the snooty "Princesses" who run the school and the boy who's caught her eye. Will she be able to overcome her fears and win her bet with Rafe?
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Middle School: Big Fat Liar
- Narrated by: Neil Swaab
- Series: Middle School, Book 3
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 2013-03-18
- Language: English
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Get Me Out of Here!
- Middle School, Book 2
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
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After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has it made in seventh grade. He's been accepted to art school in the big city and imagines a math-and-history-free fun zone. Wrong! It's more competitive than Rafe ever expected, and to score big in class, he needs to find a way to turn his boring life into the inspiration for a work of art. His method? Operation: Get a Life! Anything he's never done before, he's going to do it, from learning to play poker to going to a modern art museum.
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Get Me Out of Here!
- Middle School, Book 2
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 2012-05-07
- Language: English
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I Funny
- A Middle School Story
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Frankie Seratch
- Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins
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Jamie Grimm is a middle schooler on a mission: he wants to become the world's greatest standup comedian—even if he doesn't have a lot to laugh about these days. He's new in town and stuck living with his aunt, uncle, and their evil son Stevie, a bully who doesn't let Jamie's wheelchair stop him from messing with Jamie as much as possible. But Jamie doesn't let his situation get him down. When his Uncle Frankie mentions a contest called The Planet's Funniest Kid Comic, Jamie knows he has to enter.
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I Funny
- A Middle School Story
- Narrated by: Frankie Seratch
- Series: I Funny, Book 1
- Length: 3 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 2012-12-10
- Language: English
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Treasure Hunters: Secret of the Forbidden City
- Treasure Hunters, Book 3
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
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The Kidds - treasure hunting family extraordinaire - are heading to China on a journey that will lead them beyond the Great Wall and into the underbelly of Berlin. Bick and Beck Kidd are desperately trying to secure the ancient Chinese artifact that will buy their mother's freedom from renegade pirates.
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Treasure Hunters: Secret of the Forbidden City
- Treasure Hunters, Book 3
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Treasure Hunters, Book 3
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 2015-09-14
- Language: English
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Treasure Hunters
- Danger Down the Nile
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein, Juliana Neufeld - illustrator
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
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Bick Kidd and his globe-trotting siblings Beck, Storm and Tommy may have completed their first treasure hunt after their father was lost at sea, but their kidnapped mother is still in the hands of nasty pirates. Their search for a rescue plan takes them down the Nile river in Africa, where they'll have to navigate everything from Egyptian pyramids in the desert to wet-and-wild jungles—not to mention life-threatening encounters with wilderness diseases, angry hippos and some seriously bad guys—in order to find the treasure and save the day.
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Treasure Hunters
- Danger Down the Nile
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Treasure Hunters, Book 2
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 2014-09-01
- Language: English
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Treasure Hunters: Peril at the Top of the World
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein, Juliana Neufeld - illustrator
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
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After their adventures in China and Germany, the Kidd family is ready for some rest and relaxation. But when you're an ace treasure hunting team, there's always another adventure waiting around the corner! This time the Kidds head to Russia, where a set of priceless paintings by Leonardo da Vinci and Rembrandt has gone missing. Hot on the trail of the daring thieves, the Kidds race through the sinister streets of St. Petersburg and the wild Arctic tundra to track down the stolen treasure.
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Treasure Hunters: Peril at the Top of the World
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Treasure Hunters, Book 4
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 2016-07-04
- Language: English
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Jacky Ha-Ha Gets the Last Laugh
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
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Jacky Hart finally knows the thrill of having people laugh with her (not at her). She tries to put her comedy and theater skills to use in her summer job—but the boardwalk crowds aren’t exactly adoring. So Jacky jumps at the opportunity of a lifetime: an all-expense paid trip to theater camp! When Jacky gets to Camp Footlights, she realizes she’s way out of her depth. The highly trained campers all seem to know everything about performing, and exactly how to command the spotlight.
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Jacky Ha-Ha Gets the Last Laugh
- Narrated by: Tara Sands
- Series: Jacky Ha-Ha, Book 3
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 2023-03-06
- Language: English
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I Funny TV
- A Middle School Story
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Frankie Seratch
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
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Jamie Grimm has finally accomplished his dream of proving himself the Planet's Funniest Kid Comic, and the sky's the limit from there. Enter a couple of TV executives with a huge plan for Jamie: a new show about Jamie and his oddball friends! But when Jamie struggles to learn the acting ropes, will it be an early curtain call for the biggest show of the decade?
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I Funny TV
- A Middle School Story
- Narrated by: Frankie Seratch
- Series: I Funny, Book 4
- Length: 3 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 2015-12-14
- Language: English
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Laugh Out Loud
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein, Jeff Ebbeler
- Narrated by: Nate Begle
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
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Jimmy loves reading so much that he's inspired to start a book company for kids -- run by kids. It's a big dream for a twelve-year-old boy. Some would even say it's laugh-out-loud ridiculous!
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Laugh Out Loud
- Narrated by: Nate Begle
- Length: 3 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 2017-08-28
- Language: English
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I Funny: School of Laughs
- I Funny, Book 5
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Adam McArthur
- Length: 3 hrs and 50 mins
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Teaching other kids how to be funny is the toughest gig that Jamie Grimm has ever had, and with the highest stakes. If he fails, his school library will be shut down for good! With the fate of his school's library on his shoulders, Jamie has to dig deep to see if he has what it takes to succeed at his most difficult challenge yet.
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I Funny: School of Laughs
- I Funny, Book 5
- Narrated by: Adam McArthur
- Series: I Funny, Book 5
- Length: 3 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 2017-04-03
- Language: English
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Middle School: Get Me out of Here!
- Written by: James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
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After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has it made in seventh grade. He's been accepted to art school in the big city and imagines a math-and-history-free fun zone. Wrong! It's more competitive than Rafe ever expected, and to score big in class, he needs to find a way to turn his boring life into the inspiration for a work of art. His method? Operation: Get a Life! Anything he's never done before, he's going to do it, from learning to play poker to going to a modern art museum.
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Middle School: Get Me out of Here!
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Middle School, Book 2
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 2019-04-16
- Language: English
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