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A man was told by his doctor that he has idiopathic fibrosis and that he has 100 orgasms left before his penis stops working. What would you do in his shoes? Susie found this story at BroBible.com and has some compassionate advice for him. There are other great ways to get off without using his meat hammer, for example; how about catching up on some reading? Susie suggests a great book entitled Anal Pleasure and Health.

Egypt is in the middle of a revolution. The people have taken to the streets, calling for an end to Hosni Mubarak's rule. This week, Susie looks at the insurrection through a secular, democratic, and profoundly sexual lens. She notes that whenever demonstrators band together, there is a risk and a commitment, which offers highly sexual relations as a consequence.

As a devout atheist, Susie loves all things Christmas related and she wants to celebrate with you by unveiling some of Audible's fantastic new recordings of her Best American Erotica. This week and next, as a special holiday treat, Susie wants to play a very hot, full-length story from these BAE editions, and she'd love, love, love to get your feedback. This week the story is "Under the House" by South African author Lynn Freed.

Susie continues her interview with porn filmmaker Antonio Passolini. They compare notes on the hottest porn stars, argue about the influences of porn and rap on young people, and suggest some sexy L.A. activities.

Don't miss Part 1 of this interview.

On today's show, Susie talks with UK novelist and journalist Stephanie Theobald. She's working on a new book about what she calls the last taboo: masturbation. Theobald has been described as "one of London's most celebrated literary lesbians", and her work has focused on sex, sexual identity, and art.

Susie has had a crush on the infamous Sarah Palin from the moment the then Alaskan Governor burst into the spotlight. Today's show features a satirical story Susie wrote about her big sex date with Caribou Barbie.

Susie has some valuable advice for President-elect Obama, and today she lays it all out for you to hear. She's getting ready in case she gets tapped for one of the upcoming cabinet positions, especially the one of Sex Czar. Susie has a lot to say about how the new administration can promote a sex-positive nation, rather than Bush's fear-based policies.

WikiLeaks is in the news again, but not for making secret documents public. Instead, it's all about sex. Head honcho Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, has been arrested for sex-crime allegations: Two Swedish former lovers have cried foul against him. Well. Susie has a lot to say about why the rich and famous keep getting into sexual messes. She goes over the juicy details of the two girls involved and why she believes they changed from Wiki groupies into leaky victims.

On this week's In Bed, Susie talks about a London-based company called Killing Kittens and its unusual boast: that it provides events for "the world's sexual elite". Jenna Sauers wrote an article in Marie Claire about just such a gathering in Long Island's exclusive Hamptons. Fifty guests were invited to a mansion on the beach for potential swinging and sexcapades. But what actually happened.... Well, Susie thinks this party was way too tame.

What do you get when you combine ball-busting feminists, the patriarchy, and a sexy Halloween? The scariest haunting of them all! Susie went to the best haunted-house ever, featuring gender-queer apparitions, ball-busting butchers, riot ghouls, and radical vampiric grannies. The show is the brainchild of artists Deirdre Logue and Allyson Mitchell, who wanted to "pervert, not convert" all the sinners who love scary, nightmarish fun.

Susie has a friend working at a Nevada brothel who has a way to niche market herself. She stands apart from all the other girls, because she's 55 years old. While all the other workers are much younger, Kim has the upper hand on experience, and she has had many jobs within the sex industry. Susie reads from Kim's blog about what it's like to work at the Love Ranch North.

Arnold Schwartznegger: actor, governor, and now… dirty rotten scoundrel. Maria Shriver and Arnold have called it quits to their marriage as the world learns of his love child with another woman. And Shriver stood by this guy for all these years? Why? Susie has some insights into their complicated relationship. She also looks at the history of this strange celebrity political family. She's not sure if Arnold will be able to fulfill his "I'll be back" promise.

In this week's show, Susie assures a listener with a careful ear that she wouldn't really lick chocolate off a turtle or commit various other forms of animal sexual abuse. She also answers a woman who says her husband's pre-marriage libido is missing and she's looking high and low for advice on finding it. Susie takes you, dear listener, on her own incredible journey with a new plastic periscope and an interest in science. And, have you ever wondered how Sweden got so sexy?

Spiritual, mindful, healing yoga has gotten some bad press recently. A guru teacher named John Friend has been accused of sexual impropriety with some students. Susie reads an article about this from The New York Times, and was intrigued to learn about the history of yoga. Part ancient tantric rites and part modern sweating and deep breathing, it sounds like just the thing to elevate and rev up everybody's libido. Susie also discusses the highs and lows of "doing" poppers....

Susie starts the show with two very different stories about vaginas. First, she looks at the case where three high school students were recently suspended for saying the word during a production of The Vagina Monologues. Then, Susie says she's learned about a product that's designed to shrink your vagina by using all-natural ingredients. And in the mailbag, Susie switches to the male anatomy with two letters about penises.

Doesn't it seem like you know so many divorced people? Research shows, though, that we are all holding on to the mythical notion that the divorce rate is rising. Susie reads from a New York Times article by Claire Cain Miller that shows that, since the 2000s, divorces are actually down from an all-time high in 1970s and early 80s. Still, many people think that 50 percent of marriages end in divorce - but that's just not true anymore.

Susie is enraged by South Dakota Governor Mike Rounds recent decision to sign legislation virtually outlawing abortion in his state. Susie offers some practical and some radical tips you can use to speak out against this new and quickly spreading level of misogyny. Then, for something a bit more sexy, Susie has some recommendations for the best lube. And, in the mailbag, Susie has a follow up response from an uncircumcised listener who loves his Prince Albert piercing.

Today's show features some juicy and complex correspondence from Susie's "Try This at Home" mailbag. There are two letters, both of which are from a married couple who want to change their monogamous relationship into an open marriage. They each sent Susie a letter separately, detailing their concerns and desires. You'll hear why the wife wants more, and then about the husband's excitement but nervousness about going from vanilla to raspberry chocolate pistachio and butter brickle with a cherry on the top.

[Contains explicit content] Susie rolls out a pink fur carpet for our new Audible Channels listeners.

Next, she finds out how to get laid exquisitely on Tinder — if you don't want to be a boy or a girl.

Finally, she helps a listener navigate a May-December romance, and a lifetime of sexual shame.

Have a question or news story for Susie? You can send your confidential queries and comments to susie@susiebright.com. [Episode 729, December 2, 2016]

This week's show concentrates on one special topic that many listeners continue to have questions about: the G-Spot and women's orgasm. Yes, the Big O. Today's show will reveal everything you ever wanted to know about the illustrious G-Spot. Over the years, Susie has written books, interviewed authors, and answered many listeners' questions about just what is the female G-Spot.