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Clay Bauer, at the age of 38, is a second-rate actor in Hollywood. He's too mean-looking to get leading man roles in movies, so he's resigned himself to playing only villains. While filming a low-budget Western in the red rocks of Sedona, Arizona, he hears about the vortices there -- places of power where people claim to have strange experiences, even traveling to other dimensions. He doesn't believe any of it -- until he accidentally passes through a vortex and is transported more than 100 years into the past.

I must be going insane. My little boy just shifted into a dragon in the doctor’s office! What on earth is going on? What am I supposed to do? I know what I’m supposed to do, of course. I’m supposed to call his daddy. The guy I haven’t been able to get out of my mind for years. The guy I know I won’t be able to resist.

Ancient creatures, disguised as people, hunt vacationing friends on a remote Swedish island.

It's all been leading to this: the battle to decide the fate of Dungeon World! When I arrived on the theme-park planet run amok, I had nothing, but I've built an amazing life surrounded by the women I love. There's no way I'm allowing some tyrannical madman to steal it all away. Nobody said the destined showdown would be easy. We'll have to contend with insane biomechanical monsters, cyberpunk gangsters, and extraversal horrors beyond count! Our journey will take us from the deepest dungeons to dead worlds and shattered realities.

The premise of this book is that the universe’s most sincere project is the creation of a self-reflection point called I. Climbing up out of the universe’s primordia using the rungs of matter, animal biology, and cultural enterprises such as myth, religion, literacy, and science, consciousness has constricted itself to a place two inches behind your forehead.