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Rumble Tumble
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #5
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
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Even though a midlife crisis just crashed into Hap Collins like a runaway pickup, he's still got his job, he knows his best friend, Leonard Pine, will always be there for him, and, of course, he's got his main squeeze, Brett Sawyer. Things hit a new low, however, when Brett's daughter, Tillie, who's been walking on the wrong side of the law, suddenly stands in need of a rescue. It won't be easy - it never is - but nothing is going to stop Hap and Leonard as they hit the road destined for Hootie Hoot, Oklahoma.
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Rumble Tumble
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #5
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 5
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 2009-11-03
- Language: English
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Captains Outrageous
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #6
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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Hap Collins, chicken plant guard, saves a young woman's life, and her father, owner of the chicken plant, rewards him with a large cash bonus. Hap and his best friend, Leonard Pine, head for a cruise to Mexico and the Caribbean. Not matching up to the exacting dress code of the on-board lobster restaurant, Leonard soon causes the pair to be abandoned in Mexico.
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Captains Outrageous
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #6
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 6
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 2009-11-10
- Language: English
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Sunset and Sawdust
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Deborah Marlow
- Length: 13 hrs and 6 mins
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Sunset Jones has just killed her husband. Never mind that he was raping her. Pete Jones was constable of a small sawmill settlement called Camp Rapture where no woman refuses her husband. So everyone is angrily surprised when Sunset becomes the new constable and investigates murders in which her late husband might be implicated. Yet, no one is more surprised than Sunset when the murders lead her, not only to the conclusion of the case, but to a well of inner strength she never knew she had.
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Sunset and Sawdust
- Narrated by: Deborah Marlow
- Length: 13 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 2004-03-25
- Language: English
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Bad Chili
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #4
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
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Hap Collins has just returned home from a gig working on an off shore oil rig. With a new perspective on life, Hap wants to change the way he's living, and shoot the straight and narrow. That is, until the man who stole Leonard Pine's boyfriend turns up headless in a ditch and Leonard gets fingered for the murder. Hap vows to clear Leonard's name, but things only get more complicated when Leonard's ex shows up dead, too.
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Bad Chili
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #4
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 4
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 2009-05-05
- Language: English
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Hatchet Girls
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
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When Hap and Leonard are called in on a strange request (subduing a meth-hopped hog) by a desperate young lady, they quickly learn this woman is part of a fringe group: The Hatchet Girls, who have pledged their allegiance to a crazed and grudge-bearing leader bent on bloody societal revenge. The timing couldn't be worse to be caught in such a vile, sticky wicket of a case: both boys are wrapped up in their domestic lives: Leonard is in the midst of wedding planning with fiancee, Pookie.
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Hatchet Girls
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 14
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 2025-08-19
- Language: English
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The Big Blow
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
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Peculiar weather settles over a bustling Texas sea port, a city made prosperous off the cotton trade and thick with racial inequality. The sky above Galveston, Texas, darkens to the sickly green of a healing bruise, the sea turns black, and the inhabitants of the city have no idea the force of the hammer about to drop on them. On September 8, 1900, a hurricane ripped apart Galveston, Texas, killing nearly 8,000 people and nearly obliterating the town. Lansdale's story brings dimension to many who lost their lives that day, and a few who survived.
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The Big Blow
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 2023-03-28
- Language: English
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Mucho Mojo
- Hap and Leonard #2
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Hap and Leonard return in this incredible, mad-dash thriller, loaded with crack addicts, a serial killer, and a body count. In the second installment of the Hap and Leonard series, Leonard is still nursing the injuries he sustained in the duo's last wild undertaking when he learns that his Uncle Chester has passed. Hap is of course going to be there for his best friend and offers to help clean Uncle Chester's dilapidated house, which Leonard has inherited.
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Mucho Mojo
- Hap and Leonard #2
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Release date: 2009-01-13
- Language: English
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The Two-Bear Mambo
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #3
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
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In this rollicking, rollercoaster ride of a novel, Hap Collins and Leonard Pine take a break from their day jobs to search for Florida Grange, Leonard's drop-dead gorgeous lawyer and Hap's former lover, who has vanished in the Klan-infested East Texas town of Grovetown. Before she disappeared, Florida was digging up some dirt behind the mysterious jailhouse death of a legendary black bluesman's son, who was in possession of some priceless blues recordings. To Hap and Leonard, something doesn't smell right.
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The Two-Bear Mambo
- A Hap and Leonard Novel #3
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 3
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 2009-05-05
- Language: English
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The Donut Legion
- A Novel
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Joe R. Lansdale, Kasey Lansdale, Finlay Stevenson, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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Charlie Garner has a bad feeling. His ex-wife, Meg, has been missing for over a week and one quick peek into her home shows all her possessions packed up in boxes. Neighbors claim she’s running from bill collectors, but Charlie suspects something more sinister is afoot. Meg was last seen working at the local donut shop, a business run by a shadow group most refer to as ‘The Saucer People’; a space-age, evangelist cult who believe their compound to be the site of an extraterrestrial Second Coming.
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The Donut Legion
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Joe R. Lansdale, Kasey Lansdale, Finlay Stevenson, January LaVoy, Marc Vietor, Greg Littlefield, Brad Sanders
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 2023-03-21
- Language: English
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Cold in July
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Brian Hutchison
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
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Richard Dane has killed a man. He cannot unhear the firing of the gun or unsee the blood on his living room wall. But everybody in the small town of LaBorde, Texas, knows Dane acted in self-defense. Everybody except Ben Russel, the ex-con father of the small-time criminal who invaded Dane's home. When Russel comes looking for revenge against Dane's family, the two are unexpectedly drawn into a conspiracy that conceals the vilest of crimes.
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TW: romanticizes self-harm
- By Martin S. on 2024-05-08
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Cold in July
- Narrated by: Brian Hutchison
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 2014-07-16
- Language: English
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Rusty Puppy
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
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Hap and Leonard investigate a racially motivated murder that threatens to tear apart their East Texas town. While Hap, a former '60s activist and self-proclaimed white-trash rebel, is recovering from a life-threatening stab wound, Louise Elton comes into Hap and Leonard's PI office to tell him that the police have killed her son, Jamar.
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Rusty Puppy
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 10
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 2017-02-21
- Language: English
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The Elephant of Surprise
- A Hap and Leonard Novel
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
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Hap and Leonard are an unlikely pair - Hap, a self-proclaimed white-trash rebel - and Leonard - a tough-as-nails black, gay Vietnam vet and Republican - but they're the closest friend either of them has in the world. After years of crime-solving companionship, something's changed: Hap, recently married to their PI boss, Brett, is now a family man. Amid the worst flood East Texas has seen in years, the two run across a woman who's had her tongue nearly cut out, pursued by a heavily armed pair of goons. Turns out the girl survived a mob hit, and the boss has come to clean up the mess.
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The Elephant of Surprise
- A Hap and Leonard Novel
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 12
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 2019-03-19
- Language: English
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The Drive-In 2: Not Just One of Them Sequels
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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Book two of The-Drive In series from Joe R. Lansdale. The Drive-In 2: Not Just One of Them Sequels. This hilariously horrifying novel isn't your average sequel to The Drive-In...
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The Drive-In 2: Not Just One of Them Sequels
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Series: Drive-In, Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Release date: 2021-02-17
- Language: English
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Paradise Sky
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
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A rollicking novel about Nat Love, an African-American cowboy with a famous nickname: Deadwood Dick. Young Willie is on the run, having fled his small Texas farm when an infamous local landowner murdered his father. A man named Loving takes him in and trains him in the fine arts of shooting, riding, reading, and gardening. When Loving dies, Willie re-christens himself Nat Love, in tribute to his mentor, and heads west.
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Paradise Sky
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Release date: 2015-06-22
- Language: English
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Bubba Ho Tep / Bubba and the Cosmic Bloodsuckers
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Jude Gerard Prest
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
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Part of a secret government organization designed to protect civilians, Elvis Presley and a handful of hardcore warriors set out to save the world from an invasion of hive-minded, shape-shifting vampire-like creatures from a dark dimension who have taken up residence in a New Orleans junkyard.
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Bubba Ho Tep / Bubba and the Cosmic Bloodsuckers
- Narrated by: Jude Gerard Prest
- Series: Bubba Ho-Tep and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 2022-10-17
- Language: English
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A Fine Dark Line
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Thirteen-year-old Stanley Mitchel Jr. spends most of his time helping his family run the town's drive-in movie theater, reading ten-cent comics, and playing with his dog Nub. Life in East Texas circa 1958 is not very exciting until Stanley discovers a stash of crumbling old love letters in a pile of burnt rubble behind the drive-in. As Stanley reads through the letters, he finds himself in the middle of a town mystery and discovering the secrets of his sleepy town.
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A Fine Dark Line
- Narrated by: Brad Sanders
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 2023-04-04
- Language: English
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Fender Lizards
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale, Cassandra de Cuir - director
- Narrated by: Kasey Lansdale
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
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Dot waitresses on roller skates at the Dairy Bob, doesn't care for smoking, at least partly on account of her dad having never returned from a cigarette run, and carries on the family tradition of philosophizing. Life hasn't done her any favors in her 17 years so far. But if there was ever a heroine built for turning things upside down and seeing what shakes out, it's Dot. Determined to find out who she is and why she's the way she is, an opportunity presents itself when her heretofore-unknown uncle suddenly moves his camper into the front yard.
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White Trash and loving it
- By Martin S. on 2023-07-22
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Fender Lizards
- Narrated by: Kasey Lansdale
- Length: 5 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 2017-09-05
- Language: English
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Of Mice and Minestrone
- Hap and Leonard: The Early Years (Hap and Leonard)
- Written by: Kathleen Kent - introduction, Kasey Lansdale - contributor, Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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Hap Collins looks like a good ol’ boy. But even in his misspent youth, his best pal is Leonard Pine, who is Black, gay, and the ultimate outsider. Inseparable friends, Hap and Leonard climb into the boxing ring, visit their families, get in bar fights, and just go fishing - all the while confronting racists, righting wrongs, and eating a whole lot of delicious food.
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Of Mice and Minestrone
- Hap and Leonard: The Early Years (Hap and Leonard)
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Series: Hap and Leonard
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 2020-09-22
- Language: English
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Jackrabbit Smile
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
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Hap and Leonard are an unlikely pair - Hap, a self-proclaimed white-trash rebel, and Leonard, a tough-as-nails, black, gay Vietnam vet and Republican - but they're the closest friend either of them has in the world. Hap is celebrating his wedding to his longtime girlfriend, Brett (who is also Hap and Leonard's boss), when their backyard barbecue is interrupted by a couple of Pentecostal white supremacists. They're not too happy to see Leonard, and no one is happy to see them, but they have a problem, and only Hap and Leonard will take the case.
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Jackrabbit Smile
- Narrated by: Christopher Ryan Grant
- Series: Hap and Leonard, Book 11
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 2018-03-27
- Language: English
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Hot in December
- Written by: Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: Conan Freeman
- Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
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One death is only the beginning for Tom and his wife Kelly who witness a fast-driving car killing their innocent neighbor in the street. Tom describes the driver to the police, but there is something he didn't anticipate: The driver belongs to a powerful criminal gang in East Texas.
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Hot in December
- Narrated by: Conan Freeman
- Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 2021-07-14
- Language: English
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