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Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, opens the door to the Tudor Mansion to play MBTI game of Clue...Our INFJ girl has a crush on the King of Cups, a mysterious ESFJ visitor who pulls into the mansion's circular drive in his black Camaro. Professor Plum, an INTJ, plays the piano in the ballroom as Miss Scarlet, Mr. Green, and the others put together the clues about this electrifying INFJ-ESFJ crush.

Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, takes readers on a feng shui tour of the Tudor Mansion to learn how to attract the right MBTI lover. Our INFJ girl visits the Tudor Mansion for the first time to hear about Sir Tudor's fascination with Carl Jung’s theory of psychological types - the basis for the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) personality assessment.

Of all the MBTI personality types, an INFJ is the most perplexing. In the final game of Clue, all the Tudor Mansion guests prepare for a masquerade ball. Sir Tudor returns to his estate along with the King of Cups, our girl's ESFJ crush. Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, takes off her mask to explain the psychology behind the INFJ mask.

Author Laura Cone takes listeners to the library of the Tudor mansion library to explain the INFJ stare as the MBTI game of Clue continues. Our INFJ girl finally confronts the King of Cups, who pulls up to the Tudor mansion in his black Chevy Camaro, making Miss Scarlet and Mrs. Peacock swoon.

Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, explains the mystery of the INFJ's retreat to solitude. Why do INFJs spend so much time alone, often rebuffing people who want to hug them? Are INFJs people who need people? In this MBTI game of Clue, Professor Plum (INTJ) plays the piano for our depressed INFJ girl while the King of Cups (ESFJ) holds court with Miss Scarlet, Mrs. Peacock, and Mrs. White in the dining room.

Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, takes listeners through another game of Clue to understand the infamous INFJ door slam. When is the door slam a permanent move, and when does an INFJ girl leave the door slightly ajar for her King of Cups? Will Mrs. Peacock's affair with narcissist Mr. Green provoke an INFJ door slam?

Author Laura Cone, an expert on narcissism, explains the lessons of "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" that narcissists missed.

When a narcissist "love bombs" a target, it's the same as the wicked old witch who lures children with her house made of cake. Hansel and Gretel wake up from a blissful sleep in cozy beds only to face a twisted nightmare. With obvious sexual metaphors and symbols, it becomes apparent Hansel and Gretel are in a dissociate state experiencing serious abuse at the hands of a narcissist stepmother. Learn how love bombing keeps you in an altered state that creates a dangerous situation for yourself and others.

Author Laura Cone, an INFJ personality type, plays a game of "Clue" to determine which of the MBTI suspects is guilty of breaking the INFJ's heart. Who killed the INFJ girl with a dagger through the heart in the ballroom of the Tudor Mansion?

In audiobook three of the Wizard Without a Wand series, Oscar Henry spends his summer trying to figure out how he can possibly earn enough money to return to Wizard School. His folks could have possibly figured out how to cope with either his enormity or his gentleness, one or the other. But they can’t figure out how to cope with both. That means they can’t help their son figure out how to cope with it, either. They had hoped Wizard School would help, but it hasn’t. So they send Oscar Henry out into the world to figure it out.

This step-by-step guide to project management teaches how to manage a project from start to finish. Discover pitfalls you need to avoid and challenges you may encounter while managing your project in this comprehensive guide.

In the distant past, long before people populated the Earth, and before animals roamed the planet, something terrifying and cunning made its home in the vegetation covering the planet like a soft green blanket. Lying in wait for millions of years, this species continued to evolve, patiently crossing over and manipulating the genetic code of different species. And now, this perfect omniscient being, born from oblivion, has awakened and is ready to feed.

In Book 2 of The Wizard Without a Wand, Jenie Maloy tells us her version of what happened during her first year at Wizard School. Jenie Maloy is one of the Tensome - a group of ten kind students who somehow end up together in their dorm - Hotel Westly. Jenie doesn't want her parent to find about her friends, because every time they do, she quickly loses those friends. Jenie thinks she wants to hang the super-rich kids. She also wants to hang out with boys, several boys, enough boys to drive her parents nuts. But she finds that hanging with the Tensome is what she really wants to do.

Jacob's hearing voices. Voices from the future. Voices claiming that he has the power to save the majority of Europe from a deadly virus. Are they part of his imagination or something far more fantastic?

Honey Badger is angry because Honey Badger is hungry. In The Very Hungry Honey Badger, you’ll witness the angriest mammal in the animal kingdom get into several fights as he searches for food. From scaring off buffalo to battling cobras, Honey Badger will show you he does not mess around when his stomach’s grumbling. Someone get him food, pronto!

In this first title of the series, we meet this wizard without a wand - Shmedley Thrumbledack - and his closest friends in their first year at Wizard School. This Wizard School is so expensive that Shmedley's parents run out of money buying his supplies and don't have enough left over to buy him a wand.

Once there was a tree, and she loved a boy - and already this story is getting weird. This tree did everything for the little boy, spoiled the heck out of him, only to raise a monster, proving to everyone that trees make terrible parents. But whoever thought trees would make good parents? In this satirical, cautionary tale about the consequences of over-coddling your kids, watch the downward spiral of bratty-child-turned-evil-lunatic against a tree who was just trying to live her tree life. Enjoy this dark parody of indulgent parenting gone horribly wrong.

From across the room, he noticed her elbow. As he traced the curve of her elbow with his eyes, he noticed something stenciled there. At this distance, he should not have been able to tell that that something was a flower. But he could, so he gave up reasoning for reality. His eye started tracing the lines of the flower. He was only vaguely aware that the flower was drawn on a woman's elbow some 20 yards away.

What is a Sub-Bohemian? A Sub-Bohemian is one who lives an unconventional lifestyle. He has artistic interests which drive his unconventionality. But, in our Superhero's case, his unconventionality is also driven by the necessity to avoid being crushed. Sub-Bohemian's are the smallest people in the world. Well, actually there is only one Sub-Bohemian, our Superhero. Introducing: Pavlik-Pavlik! The Sub-Bohemian! Our Superhero!

Welcome to the 99 percent, where the game is the economy and most of us are losing, but at least we’re having fun… right? In 99 Signs You’re Not in the 1%, S.M. Torres, fellow 99 percenter, lays out the cold hard truth of how the struggle is real when it comes to money (or lack thereof) in our wallets. From affording rent to buying underwear in bulk, relish in the camaraderie that is the 99 percent life.