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The Stinky Cheese Man
- And Other Fairly Stupid Tales
- Written by: Jon Scieszka, Lane Smith - contributor
- Narrated by: Mike Ferrerir
- Length: 21 mins
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It's been years since Jon Scieszka and Lane Smith introduced the world to the Cinderumpelstiltskin, Little Red Running Shorts, Chicken Licken, and the rest of the hilarious cast of characters in The Stinky Cheese Man. In this audio edition, listen to some really off-the-wall fairy tales, including "The Princess and the Bowling Ball", "The Really Ugly Duckling", and "Jack's Bean Problem".
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The Stinky Cheese Man
- And Other Fairly Stupid Tales
- Narrated by: Mike Ferrerir
- Length: 21 mins
- Release date: 2017-12-05
- Language: English
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Guys Read: The Sports Pages
- Written by: Jon Scieszka, Gordon Korman, Chris Rylander, and others
- Narrated by: Robertson Dean, Christian Rummel, Mike Rylander, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
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A lineman with something to prove. A vendetta against a baseball legend. The rise of a real-life NHL all-star. The luckiest grapefruit in sports history. Open up The Sports Pages, the third volume in the Guys Read Library of Great Reading, and you're in for all of this and more. From fiction to nonfiction, from baseball to mixed martial arts and everything in between, these are 10 stories about the rush of victory and the crush of defeat on and off the field. Compiled by kid-lit all-star Jon Scieszka, Guys Read: The Sports Pages is a thrilling collection of brand-new short stories.
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Guys Read: The Sports Pages
- Narrated by: Robertson Dean, Christian Rummel, Mike Rylander, JD Jackson, Jacqueline Woodson
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 2012-07-10
- Language: English
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Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Brian Biggs
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
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Frank Einstein (kid-genius scientist and inventor) and his best friend Watson, along with Klink (a self-assembled artificial intelligence entity), create the BrainTurbo to power-boost the human body and help their baseball-pitching pal Janegoodall make the team. But when Klank (a mostly self-assembled and artificial almost intelligence entity) goes missing, they must first rescue their robot pal and stop T. Edison - Frank’s classmate and archrival - from stealing their latest invention and using it against them!
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Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Brian Biggs
- Series: Frank Einstein, Book 3
- Length: 2 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 2015-08-18
- Language: English
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Guys Read: Other Worlds
- Written by: Jon Scieszka, Tom Angleberger, Eric S. Nylund, and others
- Narrated by: John Morgan, Jesse Bernstein, Tessa Aberjonois, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Welcome to Other Worlds, the fourth volume in the Guys Read Library. Prepare yourself for 10 trips into the unknown, as 10 of your favorite writers spin tales of fantasy and science fiction the likes of which you have never imagined. Compiled by National Ambassador for Children's Literature (and Secret Ambassador for the Intergalactic Alliance) Jon Scieszka, Guys Read: Other Worlds is the most exciting collection of stories on this - or any other - planet.
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Guys Read: Other Worlds
- Narrated by: John Morgan, Jesse Bernstein, Tessa Aberjonois, Andrew Eiden, Nick Torren, Adam Saunders, Michael Goldstrom
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 2013-09-17
- Language: English
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Guys Read: Funny Business
- Written by: Jon Scieszka, Adam Rex, Christopher Curtis, and others
- Narrated by: Michael Boatman, Kate DiCamillo, John Keating, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
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Funny Business is based around the theme of - what else? - humor, and if you’re familiar with Jon and the Guys Read Library, you already know what you’re in store for: 10 hilarious stories from some of the funniest writers around. Before you’re through, you’ll meet a teenage mummy; a kid desperate to take a dip in the world’s largest pool of chocolate milk; a homicidal turkey; parents who hand over their son’s room to a biker; and more.
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Guys Read: Funny Business
- Narrated by: Michael Boatman, Kate DiCamillo, John Keating, Jon Scieszka, Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
- Release date: 2010-09-23
- Language: English
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Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Brian Biggs
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
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Frank Einstein loves figuring out how the world works by creating household contraptions that are part science, part imagination, and definitely unusual. After an uneventful experiment in his garage-lab, a lightning storm and flash of electricity bring Frank's inventions - the robots Klink and Klank - to life! Not exactly the ideal lab partners, the wisecracking Klink and the overly expressive Klank nonetheless help Frank attempt to perfect his Antimatter Motor...until Frank's archnemesis, T. Edison, steals Klink and Klank.
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Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Brian Biggs
- Series: Frank Einstein, Book 1
- Length: 2 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 2014-08-26
- Language: English
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Short Stories for Kids
- Aesop's Fables and Bedtime Stories to Help Your Children Fall Asleep and Relax. The Three Little Pigs, Hansel and Gretel, and More!
- Written by: Kids Club, The Brothers Grimm, Hans Christian Andersen, and others
- Narrated by: Kids Club
- Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
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Every parent wants two things for their children: One is to have a rich, imaginative life; the other is to have everything they need to be physically healthy. Well, as far as colorful lives and staying healthy are concerned, Short Stories or Kids by Kids Club is just the thing! Using the most famous children's stories—including Aesop's Fables, The Three Little Pigs, Hansel and Gretel, and many more—this book will help your child enrich their life through the magic of storytelling and provide a wonderful, gadget-free sleep routine to help them recover from long, hectic days!
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Short Stories for Kids
- Aesop's Fables and Bedtime Stories to Help Your Children Fall Asleep and Relax. The Three Little Pigs, Hansel and Gretel, and More!
- Narrated by: Kids Club
- Length: 2 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 2022-05-17
- Language: English
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Your Mother Was a Neanderthal
- Time Warp Trio, Book 4
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
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Thanks to The Book, Joe, Sam, and Fred are back in the Stone Age, where there aren't any math problems. But there's a tribe of hostile cavewomen, a hungry-looking saber-toothed tiger, a bone-rattling earthquake, and a woolly mammoth who wants to turn them into toe jam. Worst of all, Joe, Sam, and Fred have discovered that writing hasn't been invented yet - so how can The Book get them back home?
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Your Mother Was a Neanderthal
- Time Warp Trio, Book 4
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 4
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Release date: 2019-04-23
- Language: English
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Frank Einstein and the Electro-Finger
- Frank Einstein
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Brian Biggs
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
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Frank is working on a revamped version of one of Nikola Tesla's inventions, the "Electro-Finger", a device that can tap into energy anywhere and allow all of Midville to live off the grid, with free wireless and solar energy. But this puts Frank in direct conflict with Edison's quest to control all the power and light in Midville, monopolize its energy resources, and get "rich rich rich".
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Frank Einstein and the Electro-Finger
- Frank Einstein
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka, Brian Biggs
- Series: Frank Einstein, Book 2
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 2015-03-17
- Language: English
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AstroNuts Mission Two: The Water Planet (Dramatized Adaptation)
- AstroNuts, Book 2
- Written by: Jon Scieszka, Steven Weinberg
- Narrated by: Andy Clemence, Chris Stinson, Danny Gavigan, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
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The second story in the laugh-out-loud series by children's literature legend Jon Scieszka. This action-packed space saga follows a new mission, where AstroWolf, LaserShark, SmartHawk, and StinkBug must find a planet fit for human life after we've finally made Earth unlivable. After they splash-land on the Water Planet, they find power-hungry clams, a rebellious underwater force, and a world full of too-good-to-be-true.
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AstroNuts Mission Two: The Water Planet (Dramatized Adaptation)
- AstroNuts, Book 2
- Narrated by: Andy Clemence, Chris Stinson, Danny Gavigan, Dawn Ursula, Ken Jackson, Marni Penning, Michael Glenn, Nanette Savard, Richard Rohan, Terence Aselford, Tia Shearer
- Series: AstroNuts, Book 2
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
- Release date: 2021-10-01
- Language: English
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Viking It and Liking It
- Time Warp Trio, Book 12
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
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Did you know that our word Thursday comes from the Viking god Thor...as in Thor's Day? Neither did the Time Warp Trio. Did you know that if you say "Thursday" over and over again too close to a certain magic book, you will get sucked back 2,000 years to the time of the Vikings? Neither did the Time Warp Trio. Can our trusty heroes, Joe, Sam, and Fred, survive a wild ride with Leif Eriksson, match wits with his evil cousin, and get back home in one piece?
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Viking It and Liking It
- Time Warp Trio, Book 12
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 12
- Length: 1 hr and 11 mins
- Release date: 2019-04-23
- Language: English
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AstroNuts Mission One: The Plant Planet (Dramatized)
- AstroNuts, Book 1
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Chris Stinson, Colleen Delany, Danny Gavigan, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
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Humans have gone too far, wrecking planet Earth. We might need to find a new planet. But who could possibly help us do that? The AstroNuts! Lucky for us, back in the 1980s, NNASA (NotNASA) created four secret superpowered Animal Astronauts - AlphaWolf, SmartHawk, LaserShark, and StinkBug. They were built to be automatically launched into space to check out possible Goldilocks planets if things on Earth ever got too bad. Unlucky for us, things just got too bad.
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AstroNuts Mission One: The Plant Planet (Dramatized)
- AstroNuts, Book 1
- Narrated by: Chris Stinson, Colleen Delany, Danny Gavigan, Dawn Ursula, Nanette Savard, Richard Rohan, Terence Aselford, Tia Shearer, John Kielty, Jenna Sharpe
- Series: AstroNuts, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 51 mins
- Release date: 2021-08-01
- Language: English
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Guys Write for Guys Read
- Boys' Favorite Authors Write About Being Boys
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Greg Abbey
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
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This fast-paced, high-energy collection of short works features today's most popular writers and illustrators on what it means to be a guy. Contributors include Chris Crutcher, Stephen King, Matt Groening, Daniel Pinkwater, Neil Gaiman, and many more.
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Guys Write for Guys Read
- Boys' Favorite Authors Write About Being Boys
- Narrated by: Greg Abbey
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 2019-01-22
- Language: English
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Knucklehead
- Tall Tales and Almost True Stories of Growing up Scieszka
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
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How did Jon Scieszka get so funny, anyway? Growing up as one of six brothers was a good start, but that was just the beginning. Throw in Catholic school, lots of comic books, lazy summers at the lake with time to kill, babysitting misadventures, TV shows, jokes told at family dinner, and the result is Knucklehead. Part memoir, part scrapbook, this hilarious trip down memory lane provides a unique glimpse into the formation of a creative mind and a free spirit.
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Profound, honest, and light hearted
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Knucklehead
- Tall Tales and Almost True Stories of Growing up Scieszka
- Narrated by: Jon Scieszka
- Length: 1 hr and 54 mins
- Release date: 2018-10-16
- Language: English
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Guys Read: Heroes & Villains
- Written by: Jon Scieszka - editor, Pam Muñoz Ryan
- Narrated by: Michael Curran-Dorsano, David DeSantos, Lucien Dodge, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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Heroes & Villains, the seventh volume in Jon Scieszka's Guys Read Library of Great Reading, is chock-full of adventure featuring an array of characters - with and without capes. Featuring 10 all-new, original stories that run the gamut from fantasy to contemporary adventure to nonfiction, and featuring 11 of the most acclaimed, exciting writers for kids working today, this collection is the perfect book for you, whether you use your powers for good - or evil.
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Guys Read: Heroes & Villains
- Narrated by: Michael Curran-Dorsano, David DeSantos, Lucien Dodge, JD Cullum
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 2017-04-04
- Language: English
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Tut, Tut
- Time Warp Trio, Book 6
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
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When Joe's sister, Anna, accidentally opens The Book, Joe, Sam, and Fred suddenly find themselves in ancient Egypt. Soon, the Time Warpers are dodging crocodiles on the Nile, outwitting the evil high priest, and searching for an escape route from the mummy-making chamber.
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Tut, Tut
- Time Warp Trio, Book 6
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 6
- Length: 1 hr and 34 mins
- Release date: 2019-04-23
- Language: English
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The Not-So-Jolly Roger
- Time Warp Trio, Book 2
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 55 mins
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Blackbeard, the meanest, ugliest pirate ever, has our accidental time travelers cornered. Can Fred, Sam, and Joe find The Book in time - or will they become shark munchies?
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The Not-So-Jolly Roger
- Time Warp Trio, Book 2
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 2
- Length: 55 mins
- Release date: 2019-04-23
- Language: English
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The Good, the Bad, and the Goofy
- Time Warp Trio, Book 3
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
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Thanks to the magic of The Book, Joe, Sam, and Fred are back in the wild, wild West - and it's proving to be way too wild. They're almost stampeded by a herd of crazed cattle and nearly suffocated by foul cow fumes! Then they meet a friendly Indian chief, but why do his warriors keep staring at their scalps?
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The Good, the Bad, and the Goofy
- Time Warp Trio, Book 3
- Narrated by: Bryan Kennedy
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 3
- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
- Release date: 2019-04-23
- Language: English
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The Knights of the Kitchen Table
- Time Warp Trio, Book 1
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Length: 54 mins
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How did Joe, Fred, and Sam end up in King Arthur's court? It all started with The Book, a present from Joe's magician uncle. One minute they were looking at pictures of knights in The Book - and the next minute they are knights, battling fire-breathing dragons and gross-smelling giants! Can the Time Warp Trio escape death and destruction - and make it back to the twentieth century in time for lunch?
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The Knights of the Kitchen Table
- Time Warp Trio, Book 1
- Narrated by: Joshua Swanson
- Series: Time Warp Trio, Book 1
- Length: 54 mins
- Release date: 2017-12-08
- Language: English
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Verdadera Historia de los Tres Cerditos! [The True Story of the Three Little Pigs]
- Written by: Jon Scieszka
- Narrated by: Ruben Trujillo
- Length: 7 mins
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The classic story told from the wolf's point of view. Please note: This audiobook is in Spanish.
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Verdadera Historia de los Tres Cerditos! [The True Story of the Three Little Pigs]
- Narrated by: Ruben Trujillo
- Length: 7 mins
- Release date: 2018-09-01
- Language: English
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