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Cassie knew exactly what she was looking for when she trawled the world of mobile dating to find the perfect man for an afternoon of rough, kinky fantasy. She only did this once a year, and this time it was going to be extra special. But, there was just one problem... Rich thinks he's hit the jackpot when he meets a hot older woman on a dating app. She's gorgeous and doesn't want any long term commitments, just an afternoon of no-strings-attached kinky fun - what could be better? But can he be man enough to tie her up and play the role of aggressor?

Are you familiar with "situational awareness"? This book will cover what you need to know to gain a complete understanding of this concept.

The year 2083 isn't pretty. A strange plague has turned 98% of the world's population into violent, zombie-like creatures known as the Infected. The remaining 2% of the population live in three sectors that are precariously protected by the Earth's Viral Defenses (EVD), the new global government. And if that isn't bad enough, strange, ominous lights have started to appear in the sky. In a world such as this - one where survival is often measured in hours or days rather than in months or years - friends and family are everything.

In 1854, Caulborn agents stopped an interdimensional warlord named Sakave from conquering our universe. With protective extradimensional barriers in place, Sakave's attempted conquest is now little more than a note in the Caulborn's archives. That is, until the recent catastrophe at Ashgate Penitentiary weakened those barriers and made Sakave a threat again. Things get worse when Commander Courageous gives Vincent Corinthos a dangerous piece of advice, which fractures those barriers even further.

Who would you call during a zombie outbreak? The police? The military? Your crazy prepper neighbor? No, it's time for the Zee Brothers! Two bad-ass brothers trying to keep the apocalypse from happening one job at a time! Filled with pop culture nods and heroes that just don’t know when to quit, it’s a slap-happy, blood-filled adventure.

Having done the impossible and walked out of hell, Vincent Corinthos sets his sights on saving Megan and bringing down Treggen once and for all. Captured by rogue agents, Vincent finds himself cut off from agency support and must escape from HQ. As he prepares to rescue Megan, events take an unexpected turn when Vincent learns Treggen has stolen an amulet from a Caulborn vault - an amulet that Vincent has only ever known from comic books

The promise Vincent Corinthos made to Megan Hayes has been hanging over his head like the proverbial sword of Damocles. And now that sword has fallen. When Megan is murdered, Vincent gets a one-way trip to Hell, is cut off from his friends and followers, and will be locked away in a forgotten corner of the Pit.

Vincent Corinthos has made his share of enemies. He's squared off against diabolical megalomaniacs, shadow lords and intergalactic conquerors. And now he and the rest of Boston's Caulborn have been targeted by a clan of vampiric assassins.

Four years ago, Caulborn agent Vincent Corinthos stopped a hellish ritual intended to transform Ulysses Pendleton into a creature of utter darkness. With Pendleton safely imprisoned in Ashgate Penitentiary, Vincent and the rest of the Caulborn figured the world was a little bit safer.Until now. A catastrophic failure with the prison's security systems sends Vincent and the rest of the Caulborn into Ashgate to try and prevent the inmates from escaping. They secure all but one. Pendleton.

When gods fail to keep their promises there's hell to pay. Literally. After a slip of the tongue, godling Vincent Corinthos is obligated to keep his partner, Megan, "fine" forever. Enter the Keepers, who fulfill promises for a fee. Vincent agrees to their bargain, but will Megan be the one who pays the price?

Balloon has always been a morbidly obese moron. But recently, something about his feeble brain has changed. Every time he guesses, he’s right. Victory, the girl he’s been crushing on for over 10 years, needs his abilities to save her dying father. Desperate for her affection, Balloon agrees to help.

Balloon may have a ball of power, but he’s lost his beloved dream girl to intergalactic bandits. And it’s going to take more than guesses and a souped-up single-wide trailer to get her back. Enlisting the help of a few alien scoundrels, Balloon and his pals travel through space and time to rescue Victory, eat tacos, and solve the ultimate mysteries of the cosmos!

Two civilizations are on the verge of total extinction. One of the greatest classic rockers of all time is dead. And Victory stole the ball of power and gave it to some jerk. Balloon has a lot on his simple mind. To overcome the ultimate evils of the universe, he and his pals will fight bandits, slurp tacos from a tube, play lord protector, and come face-to-face with certain death.

Mars: a beacon of safety and refuge, unless you’re transporting the disputed embryos of genetically modified animals intended for auction to the Martian elite. Jack Macleef and his small crew of interstellar merchant marines - including “Bit”, an unexpected indentured servant - think they're on a simple cargo drop, when things suddenly go awry. Dodging paint-hurling protestors and mercenaries bent on terrorizing the crew’s families, Jack and Bit have their hands full as they try to keep the crew from falling apart while still delivering the cargo on time.

After a night of raucous celebration, the gang awakens to a semi-truck crashing through their front gate. Zombies pour out, surrounding them and trapping everyone inside. Xanadu is stolen! Jonah is bit. And time is running out before Dr. Natasha Nitsau unleashes her zombie Armageddon! Outnumbered and out of time, will the brothers and JJ be able to stop the zombie apocalypse?

Jonah and Judas are back! (JJ and Xanadu too!) Spending an all too rare, quiet night at home, the brothers indulge themselves in beer and video games, refusing to answer their endlessly ringing phone. It's Halloween, the one night a year they take off for fear of idiots trying to be funny and pretending to be zombies. That's ended badly for them once before. But when they receive a desperate call from an old co-worker, they venture out against their better judgment.

When space freighter pilot Calen Macleef accidentally wins Larissa “Bit” Earnest in a lucky hand of poker, his main concern is what his gruff and uncompromising brother, Jack, will say about it. Jack Macleef is the captain of the ship in a world where space travel has only recently become the norm and space piracy abounds. Painful memories of prior abuse surface for Bit as she finds herself on a freighter full of rowdy, ungentlemanly merchant marines.

Talia has a secret that will save her world or rip it apart. Scientist Talia Zaryn has always dreamt of an alien invasion and her own death. She's kept it secret, hoping it is nothing more than childish nightmares. However, when the face in the mirror matches that of her dreams, she fears she's out of time. Talia's work at the Space Exploration Foundation leaves no time for relationships, but Landry Sutton isn't looking for a friend. He's looking for a traitor. His ability to sense emotions convinces him Talia is the traitor until a touch sizzles between them.

When Searon loses everything he once held dear, he begins a quest for revenge, leaving behind everything except his crimson claymore. He runs into something he doesn’t expect - an arrogant wizard, who won’t leave him alone unless he forms an army - an army that could fulfill his revenge - and save all of humanity in Calthoria.

In this magical tale a child's creativity comes to life as he explores the imagined life of dragons. Set against the backdrop of New Orleans, the whimsical and rhyming passages lead us through an adventure across the city, ultimately challenging us to find our own inner Dragon.