Hard Luck Hank
11 books in seriesHard Luck Hank: Screw the Galaxy Publisher's Summary
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Book 1
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Hard Luck Hank: Screw the Galaxy
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Hank is a thug. He knows he's a thug. He has no problem with that realization. In his view the galaxy has given him a gift: a mutation that allows him to withstand great deals of physical trauma. He puts his abilities to the best use possible and that isn't by being a scientist. Besides, the space station Belvaille doesn't need scientists. It is not, generally, a thinking person's locale. It is the remotest habitation in the entire Colmarian Confederation. There is literally no reason to be there.
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Hank: The bully with low blood sugar
- By 7g3p on 2023-03-10
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Hard Luck Hank: Screw the Galaxy
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 2014-06-17
- Language: English
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Book 2
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Hard Luck Hank: Basketful of Crap
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Hank was a dying breed on the space station Belvaille. The criminal gangs that had once made their homes there were forced out by the corporations that had taken over since the facility became an Independent Protectorate. Instead of the gentlemanly gang wars that had once dominated the scene, and made Hank's services prized as a negotiator, the city was now plagued by the clash of corporate armies using heavy weapons. Even tanks roamed the streets regularly.
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comedy galore
- By Barry on 2020-05-13
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Hard Luck Hank: Basketful of Crap
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Release date: 2014-10-24
- Language: English
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Book 3
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Hard Luck Hank: Prince of Suck
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
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An increasingly crippled Hank struggles to keep the various factions of Belvaille in check after the collapse of the Colmarian Confederation. Hank, as Supreme Kommilaire and Secretary of City, has several hundred police to try to maintain order among the millions of inhabitants on the space station while simultaneously preparing for Belvaille's first ever election.
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Hard Luck Hank: Prince of Suck
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 2015-04-01
- Language: English
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Book 4
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Hard Luck Hank: Suck My Cosmos
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
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Life is tough on space station Belvaille - not for the aristocratic nobles that call it home, but for the poor slobs like Hank. Hank is considered a celebrated cutthroat and the oldest living person in the city. His occupation is to be hired muscle for those people who don't want to get their hands dirty but still want dirty things done.
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Hard Luck Hank: Suck My Cosmos
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
- Release date: 2015-09-08
- Language: English
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Book 5
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Hard Luck Hank: Stank Delicious
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
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Belvaille has cemented its place as the most important system in the galaxy and Hank is working as an official Factotum, negotiating deals between gangs and noblemen under the watchful eye of the Arch Minister. When his ever-capable butler, Cliston, is approached to become the General Manager of a Super Class glocken team, Hank is hired not only as protection, but as a player. Hank finds himself thrown into the most grueling bloodsport in the galaxy and tasked with finding out how and why players are being abducted.
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now please quit asking me to rate you!!!
- By eric alcock on 2018-11-30
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Hard Luck Hank: Stank Delicious
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 2016-06-17
- Language: English
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Book 6
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Hard Luck Hank: Robot Farts
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
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Sometimes it's not easy being a mutant thug. The space station Belvaille, once the center of civilization, is nearly deserted because of the new government's policies. Hank makes do by working odd jobs, but he isn't sure how long those, or the city, can last.
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Hard Luck Hank: Robot Farts
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 2017-03-01
- Language: English
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Book 7
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Hard Luck Hank: Dumber Than Dead
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 18 hrs and 24 mins
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Hank is getting married! The space station Belvaille has become home to a species of actors. The newest edition to the Post Colmarian Confederation are the Damakan race. As a species they are capable of “broadcast empathy”. Their acting skills are so powerful they are able to make people believe their portrayals are literally happening - even over remote transmission.
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Hard Luck Hank: Dumber Than Dead
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 18 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 2019-05-13
- Language: English
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Book 8
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Garm
- Hard Luck Hank, Book 8
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
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Garm trained her whole life as a member of the secretive Quadrad organization. Her planet is famous for its assassins and governmental manipulators. It’s whispered that behind every mysterious death lurks a Quadrad. But when Garm enters the wide galaxy, she finds her prestigious training entirely insufficient. Most Quadrad are abysmal failures, unable to cope in an advanced technological empire. The Quadrad are nothing but a very clever marketing campaign that has been going on for 20,000 years. But Garm is different.
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Garm
- Hard Luck Hank, Book 8
- Narrated by: Gabrielle de Cuir
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 2021-06-28
- Language: English
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Book 9
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Hard Luck Hank: Frankly
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
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Hank is fairly happy that his uncle was murdered. The man had been nothing but a source of endless sorrow and hardships since they first met. Nevertheless, Hank is forced to investigate the killing and comes to realize it is connected to a much larger collection of miseries than even his uncle could manage. This episode marks a huge shift for Hank as he ventures into unknown regions of the cosmos and is confronted with the harsh truths of his reality.
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Hard Luck Hank: Frankly
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 12 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 2021-10-18
- Language: English
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Book 10
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Hard Luck Hank: Fourth Quadrant
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
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The royal family of a powerful empire are visiting Belvaille for an upcoming diplomatic summit. But their plans are somewhat interrupted when the galaxy’s premier assassin shows up and eliminates every single aristocrat. All except for one child who had been hidden. Hank is happy minding his own business. Of course, his business entails robbing, extorting, eating lots of food, and fighting. But compared with the rest of the criminals of his city, he’s practically a saint. However, Hank’s easy existence is interrupted by the chief of security.
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Hard Luck Hank: Fourth Quadrant
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 2022-05-23
- Language: English
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Book 11
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False Profit
- Hard Luck Hank, Book 11
- Written by: Steven Campbell
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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The economy has taken a turn for the worse, and Hank is working as a part-time gravedigger (and more than part-time graverobber). Despite being an expert shoveler, it’s not his top career choice, and he’s anxious to take any "legitimate" criminal work that comes along. In that vein, he finds himself hired by a mysterious woman who wants him to recover an even more mysterious trunk that was stolen from her mansion.
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another good story, this time with terrible editing
- By Brian on 2024-01-27
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False Profit
- Hard Luck Hank, Book 11
- Narrated by: Liam Owen
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 2023-08-29
- Language: English
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