• 297: Are Spiders Plotting Against Us? + Downtown LA’s Creepiest Secrets on DIYS w/Vanessa Graddick

  • Apr 17 2025
  • Durée: 57 min
  • Podcast

297: Are Spiders Plotting Against Us? + Downtown LA’s Creepiest Secrets on DIYS w/Vanessa Graddick

  • Résumé

  • 🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick! https://wwww.instagram.com/vanessagraddick

    In this episode:

    🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails
    👮‍♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusion created by Carl Winslow!
    🕷️ Spiders could theoretically eat all humans in under a year?! Say what?
    🌲 We explore the real-life Zone of Death loophole where you could legally get away with murder!
    🌆 Plus: the haunting side of downtown LA, from graffiti ghosts to pigeon-covered staircases.

    Don’t forget to like, comment, and SUBSCRIBE for more comedy, conspiracies, and chaos.

    💬 Drop your thoughts: What show from the 90s deserves a conspiracy theory?

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    0:00 - Kicking Things Off & Making Wishes at 12:34
    0:42 - Birthday Numbers & Seeing Patterns in Time
    1:21 - Can You Manifest the Clock?
    1:55 - Timing Needs to Be Organic
    2:29 - Sleepy Faces & Misinterpreted Drool
    3:02 - The Money Shot Debate
    3:15 - Titty Bang Failures & Bad Aim
    3:30 - Vasectomy Confessions & Reduced Velocity
    4:27 - The Brick House Blueprint
    5:03 - Invention: The Skee-Ball Sex Game
    5:37 - Olympic Score System for Sex
    6:14 - Global Expansion for Semen Games?!
    6:50 - Scoring Hair vs Headboard vs Butt
    7:35 - Missionary Skeeball Gets Competitive
    8:07 - Can Amazon Sell This?
    9:01 - Sitcom Theme Songs with a Trap Remix
    10:17 - Vanessa’s Glitter Cocktails & DIY Mixology
    11:22 - Frasier Love & Drink Inspiration
    12:12 - Sitcom Reboots & Night Court Talk
    13:49 - Kathy Bates in Matlock & Writing Classes
    15:17 - Sitcom Trap Beat Freestyle
    16:59 - Cheese is as Addictive as Cocaine?!
    17:32 - The Carl Winslow Multiverse Conspiracy
    19:42 - Typecasting & The Ghost of Urkel
    21:17 - Family Matters Is a Cop's Fantasy
    23:51 - Schizophrenia Dog Named Barbie 🐶
    24:35 - Could Spiders Eat All Humans?!
    26:20 - Slavery Stats & Spider Logic
    27:34 - If We Ate White People Instead of Chicken...
    28:40 - What If Don Julio Sponsored Cracker Barrel?
    29:58 - Ad Read: Bluechew Comedy Segment
    32:37 - Words We Can’t Say: Specificity & Naïveté
    33:43 - The Zone of Death: Legal Murder in Idaho?!
    36:08 - Yellowstone’s “Train Station” Theory
    38:43 - Downtown LA: Squatters, Drugs & Dodger Dogs
    43:57 - Man in a Diaper with Pigeons?!
    44:58 - Why Dodger Dogs Are Baseball's Real MVP
    45:40 - PrizePicks Sports Talk & Fantasy Betting
    51:20 - Cheese Debate Continues: Sharp Cheddar Wins
    55:55 - Vanessa’s Final Plugs & Upcoming Projects

    #DIYS #VanessaGraddick #FamilyMattersTheory #Spiders #ZoneOfDeath #ComedyPodcast #BlackCreators #urbanlegends

    Producer: @HippieGoals ​
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