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This episode is best listened to with a tuna fish salad on white bread and mayonnaise, a tab, and a couple of Twinkies.

The guys celebrate Jason's birthday with lists of their favorite birthdays in movies.

Joseph selects two films with identical premises that go in two very different directions.

The guys lament on how they used to think 44 was really old.

The Donger need food... and other offensive references makes it in the list.

Nothing like celebrating Jesus' birthday with a "magic show" at zero nine-thirty.

You're CRAAAAZZZZZY MAAAAAN!

Andy is freakin' 36 years old. Let that sink in for a bit.

Which actor is disliked by PETA for picking on little ponies?

Did everyone get to see the cake, before we divide of this island country?

Are you ever going to text me?

This episode has chicks carrying swords and sticks.

• Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover some of the best female movie character who kick butt.
• Bad AI! Bad AI!
• Everybody wants the new Jason transitioning action figure.
• Jim gets in trouble with wives using AI for a poorly executed joke.
• Jason is all for female empowerment (as long as they're hot).
• She can take a punch. She just can't take a stool.
• She's so tough she can beat you with one hand. Mostly because she only has one hand.
• Mr. F!!!
• Rogue One: you can't remember anything about it, but it was great.
• Apologies to Milla Javovich or however you say her name.
• Kill Bill really missed a great opportunity of not including Raymond Burr.
• Jim dumps on San Antonio.
• Which is the worst episode of The Office according to Jim?
• How did Alien 3 ruin Aliens in just the opening scene?

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This episode does not include any obsessed Greeks.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph walk down the aisle and propose their best movies with weddings in them.

• May your first child be a masculine child.
• Hollywood elite Will Ferrell steals Jim's daughter's wedding suite.
• Jason identifies himself as the worst kind of dog-owning neighbor.
• Alcoholism is just not as funny as it was in the 80s.
• Slappin' da bass!
• Who learned how to be a responsible pet owner from Jason Segel?
• What's a wedding without an awkward, drunken toast?