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This episode doesn't have a boney ass.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies.

Jason starts out with some subtle power moves.

Joseph's list is based on TPS reports.

Jim's list is based on his impressions.

Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration.

Dabney Coleman doesn't like child daycare or Jim's company while eating a steak.

Jason gives the longest bleeped quotes in the show's history.

Somehow Halloween III makes it on to the show again.

Greed is good, especially when it involves milkshakes.

Good for Polio.

How did this show become about the most obvious character names in movies?

What is the amount of Mortimer Duke's contribution to Christmas tips?

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This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s.

Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat.

Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules.

Joseph has fond memories of ER's nurse Carol Hathaway's cane.

Real Mafia guys don't wear Bermuda shorts.

Dancing babies and unisex bathrooms.

D'oh! Jason didn't read the text about rules for the episode.

The Truth is out there, but Jim and Joseph were not interested.

Did Jim do that? Unfortunately, Jim selects the 90's Gilligan for his list.

What are we going to do today, Brain?

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This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.

The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It.
Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper.
Jason gives automotive advice of which brand to avoid regardless of its reputation in county songs.
Jim wants everyone to remember Jermaine was the big thing before his younger brother Michael.
Knock, Knock. Guess Who? The Broom Brothers...

Which song makes a classic teenage comedy sex scene seem okay?
What have you done for me lately, Willis?

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This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television.

Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care.
You're good enough and people like you.
The only Analrapist makes it on the list.
Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate.
Jim demonstrates can't help himself with the Dr. Zachary Smith impressions.

What is going on with Bill Dailey's hands?
What movie does Jason mention that is hated by Joseph's wife.

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This episode has no empty calories.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph gush over the best TV series in 2024.

Damn you Apple for not allowing me to binge.
Jason connects with his son's high school experience through the power of a sitcom.
This F#k'in guy!
It's a fun Walking Dead.
Jim heralds the best un-PC show in a long time.
Baby Reindeer: the most disturbing thing that you can't look away from.
Sally Struthers!!
Jim is upset that his video sports character's skill level is only 47.
Show killer, Ted McGinley finally gets his due.

Hey, hey why are the Monkeys left out of the Rocknroll Hall of Fame?
Which actor is charming on the show, but a jerk in real life?

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Jason has listened to most of this episode (but hasn't finished it).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph review the best movies of 2024.

What do you mean, "You People!”
Joseph admits to being a sucker for a good road-trip flick.
Jason's documentary entry is nothing more than a Dunkin Donuts commercial.
Wicked 2: Electric Boogaloo
Jim has decided to take the same amount of time to critique Boyhood as it took to make it.
Chalamet over Hubert?
Joker 2: fans 1 (Spoiler - it's Jason)
Jim and Jason are impressed with the return of Chet from Weird Science.

Who voted for Ron Swanson?
Is Joseph a true F1 Racing fan?

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This episode has warm nuts.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph foretell the things they are looking forward to in 2025.

Jim explains the risky behavior of dancing on a very slick floor.
Joseph craps on 2025 in general and is looking forward to 2026.
Jason is looking forward to bird flu...really?
Jason and Joseph geek out on the tech and science to come in the new year.
Throwback to 2000s, when music started to really suck.

Which car maker in joining F1 in the new year?
Is the world ready for a naked gun?

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This episode includes the reappearance of Sausage Cheeseballs!!!!

Jason's dog, Dash saves himself using his "5th leg".
Joseph explains the proper way to drink Cherry Bounce.
According to Jason, the Pennsylvania Dutch company makes better eggnog than pretzels.
Jason's Christmas traditions involve cheaters and clog toilets (and we wonder why he doesn't like the holidays).
The Talking Christmas Tree, an alternative to visiting Santa for the poor kids.
Joseph laments on the great Christmas pretzel tragedy of 2024.
Coffee, Donuts, and Christmas lights.
That's not 40%. That's 13%. People rely on tips.
Ace is the place where you can find The Surrealtors perform a charity concert each Christmas.

Did Jim's mom make up a fake holiday involving the book of Lifesavers as a gift for her impatient children?
According to Jim, how many ingredients are there in a proper cheeseball?