When the Turner family gathers for the first night of Hanukkah, Dad turns the holiday into a whirlwind of dreidel challenges, bizarre latke experiments, and an epic retelling of the "Ninth Night of Hanukkah." Complete with his raccoon assistant, Rocky, by his side, Dad’s antics make the evening as unforgettable as it is cringe-worthy. Will the kids survive the chaos—or secretly love every second of it?

When freshly baked blueberry muffins (don't) vanish from the Turner family kitchen, Dad springs into action as "Detective Dad," determined to solve the case. With his raccoon assistant, Rocky, by his side and a hilariously elaborate plan involving decoy muffins and string traps, the investigation spirals into chaos. As Ellie and Jake roll their eyes at Dad's over-the-top antics, the real culprit is revealed in a laugh-out-loud twist. Can Detective Dad crack the case and bring justice to the muffins—or will Rocky’s mischievous streak get the better of him? Find out in this sweet and cringeworthy adventure from The Lame Dad Chronicles!

It’s Christmas morning, and Dad has planned a Turner Family Christmas Spectacular, complete with a Twelve Days of Christmas relay, experimental pancakes, and a strict present-opening protocol. While Ellie and Jake cringe their way through the morning, they can’t deny that Dad’s antics bring a lot of laughs—and maybe even a little holiday magic.