We don’t think we’re better than everybody, but surely we’re better than somebody… right? You listening is a passive endorsement of this claim so come right in and enjoy!

This week on the podcast Theo brings news of a 93 year old Italian woman who’s still out there starting new businesses, but only specifically in Miami for some reason. He also has a report of just how many Uncrustables the NFL goes through each year, and it’s truly and ungodly amount.

Will has some updates about children being arrested for acting like animals, and has an unexpected history of the origins of TGI Friday’s.

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“Blessed Pope! The children, they- they-...” “Slow down my son. They did what?” “They turn away from the lord in order to watch something called ‘Anime’! It is the devil’s work!” The Pope then subtly closes a door to his One Piece merch collection. “Ah, yes, very unholy… But if you can’t beat em, why not join them?”

This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Theo’s envy of a first class passenger on a flight having an Apple Vision Pro, some occupation based Hells (like how Gambler’s Hell is that they always win at the casino), Outback Steakhouses’ unhinged “Steakmas” promotion, the Vatican’s new Anime style mascot that is named Luci and the Internet’s naughty reaction, 9 of the most famous conspiracy theories concerning Walt Disney, and Will takes us through some McDonald’s urban legends!

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Banana pudding has a special place in my heart and in my belly, and frankly I wasn’t planning on sharing any with you anyways. I made 3 big lasagna pans pull of it and that’s for me, I hope you brought your own dessert for this episode.

This week on the podcast Will brings us philosophical razors, and report of cops that just want to play tag.

Theo has a story of Gordon Ramsay’s last meal on Earth, and poses some new hypothicals for Will to puzzle over.

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Even though Norman Osbourn is the villain in Spiderman 1, I do find it relatable that when asked to redo his entire life work he was just like “Nah, I’m ride or die.”

This week on the podcast, the boys chat about 19 Crime’s Frankenstein themed wine, the Rule 34 higher/lower game, a Japanese man who got a realistic dog suit, a scientific study that rubbed a dye used in products like Doritos to make a mouse’s skin translucent, we go back to the “Taxidermy Shoppe” where Theo shows off some disgusting eBay taxidermy including a mouse in a coffin, a possum head on a Christmas angel, and a racoon body with a jack-o-lantern head, and Will talks about the odd way people died in the Dublin Whiskey Fire.

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Sometimes you run across a friend you didn’t know you were looking for. And sometimes the law doesn’t agree with your friendship.

This week on the podcast Theo brings the results of the Chestnut vs. Kobayashi hotdog showdown, and Will has a report of cows that stand over 7 feet tall. They also discuss a Florida man’s journey to befriend an alligator with bagels, and how different presidential campaigns were sunk.

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I hope you ghosts and ghouls have a skin crawling, bone chilling, spine tingling Halloween! This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the 1995 Casper the Friendly Ghost movie, Kimberly J. Brown’s (“Marney” from HalloweenTown) collab with McAllister’s Deli, a UK man fined for dressing as a ghost and scaring people in the cemetery, the story of a masturbating ghost of a monkey that resides in Athelhampton Hall in Dorset, some odd Japanese mascot costumes including an angler fish, a penguin enima, a bondage bunny, a floor plan wrestler, and a realistic kappa, and Will takes us through some Halloween erotica, including “Halloween Craving”, “Scream for Us”, “Enslaved By Monsters”, “How Not to Resurrect the Dead”, and more!

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Exploded? Get it? Like a firewo- You know what guys, I’m fed up with this second rate material. Listen to this episode if you want to know about fireworks. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about backhanded compliments, how people’s quirks become their personality as they grow up, if podcasts will eventually cover every imaginable topic, Hot Pocket’s Zip-Off Sleeve Christmas Sweater press release, how the fireworks market has grown, the story of a returned Van Gogh from a smash and grab heist, and more Presidental Nominee gaffs that ended their careers including Gerald Ford’s delusional Eastern Bloc double down and Richard Nixon’s disastrous TV debate with JFK.

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Jeeves is a peculiar butler who we aren’t sure if we like having around. He makes cold sandwiches, but doesn’t do laundry. He can’t cook but will tisk children if they are misbehaving. And he’s very protective about his Sunday activities.

This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the Boston “Mobsters and Lobsters” tour, and the new Ghost Burger from Carl’s Junior. Will has a news story of Al Pacino encountering the void, and then they dive into some hypotheticals.

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