As we approach the second series of The Battery Operated Magic Toupee – The Podcast, we look back at some of t he best of the worst of the best OR the worst of the best of the worst of series 1, including some deleted sketches and odd and ends.

Part 2.

As we approach the second series of The Battery Operated Magic Toupee – The Podcast, we look back at some of t he best of the worst of the best OR the worst of the best of the worst of series 1, including some deleted sketches and odd and ends. Part 1.

A special encore episode of season 1 episode 10 - full uncut version as we await season 2.

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After a first season of artistically desolate and painful explorations of exploring new dimensions and bringing back artefacts of sheer stupidity, BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) staggers back to home port with smoking diodes, melting intelligence chips, and smeared faecal on its burnt memory sensors.

With the threat of a season two looming, which will obviously be even worse than season one (if such a thing is possible), BOMT had enough. It urgently needed rest and repair and to have its core intelligence removed and soaked in a therapeutic mixture of stale moose piss and even staler Manduvian Dung whisky.

While the brain was soaking, an archival remanent, originally mistaken for excretion (BOMT poo) floated through the toxic water and rose to the surface.

The producers fished out this sad and sorry final episode and it discovered that it came from the most accurately named planet in the multiverse: Planet Completecrap.

The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee- The Podcast not so proudly presents the final episode of season one, the detective thriller: "The Case Of The Exploding Enema Bag - A Sid Bunyons Mystery”

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On this special penultimate episode of season 1, BOMT stopped on the way to a galaxy that would have been amazing, and could have supplied the best programming of the series, and possibly could have been the best podcast ever made.

But the most spectacular episode of a podcast was never realised since BOMT just stopped, in the dead coldness of space, to ponder the question: “Why is this episode being labelled as ‘the penultimate episode’?”

BOMT asked, “Why be so fucking pretentious and call it the ‘penultimate’? Couldn’t we just call it the ‘next to last’ or ‘the second to last’ or even ‘the not quite the last episode’?” BOMT theorised, “Podcast listeners are going to expect something special and, when they listen to this crap, will be deeply disappointed. “

BOMT decided that calling this episode the ‘penultimate’ is cheesy, cheap, and refused to go along with such crap. BOMT just stood still in deep space and refused to participate in collecting material of such crass dross.

Due to the fact that BOMT stopped transmitting, the producers were forced to use rejected material and outtakes that were deemed too inferior for other episodes.

Be prepared to open your heart and donate lots of money to stop Louisiana Delta Blues Syndrome and be warned: Insert your anus into casual conversations, check yourself into ‘The Stewpid Clinic’, and buy the latest in designer flatulence products: The New Improved Anal Symphony

After a tale awarded not the most moving and inspiring tale of the year as not voted by over three million subscribers, we feature the not life changing, extremely not poignant, not Dutch Love Story. Finally, off to The Senior Citizen Games as Britain competes for the gold in the droopiest ball sack and saggiest tits category.

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BOMT overstayed its welcome and continued vegetating (no pun intended) on Asparagusto 1, that orb of flatulence inducing green side dish known as the most asparagus-centric society in the multiverse.

Their system of currency is asparagus. This makes shopping difficult since the asparagus in one’s wallet goes putrid and becomes a glomp of stinky vegetable schmutz that ruins one’s wallet.

The typical inhabitant of Asparagus 9 typically goes through 25 wallets a year. This may not sound toobad however, on planet Asparagusto 1, a year lasts for 25 days therefore every citizen needs to shop for a new wallet every day of the year.

Top economists experimented with other currencies, such as cabbage and broccoli, however, though an asparagus-based economy causes its inhabitants to pee bright green, it's still preferable to the impact of immense broccoli farts caused by an alternative currency.

We begin our episode with the answer to people who find themselves unliked and not able to get along with people by asking the question: “Do you suffer from awful personality syndrome?” A review of the latest sex app isreviewed (and it isn’t a spreadsheet since something it isn’t sheets that are being spread), Poopypants Pete features the latest service for people who are too lazy to go to the toilet on their own and for all the listeners with deep psychological problems (and that includes all listenersof this podcast, you too!!!) the latest breakthrough in psychological theory: Literal Method TherapyFunny podcast comedy, adult jokes, comedy podcast, latest comedy, latest jokes

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With a carrot accidently lodged in its back cooling passage, BOMT stumbled upon Planet Asparagusto 1, the most asparagus-centric society in the multiverse, an entire civilization rooted in (no pun intended) asparagus.

On a planet with no intrinsically valuable materials and where nothing valuable, such as gold, exists, the planet’s currency is (and this doesn’t take a psychic to guess): asparagus. Workers toil in the vast asparagus mines (which in reality is just a field but saying ‘workers toil in the vast asparagus fields pulling asparagus out by the roots and take it down to the market’ doesn't sound very impressive).

It is a precarious financial system. On a hot day, if refrigeration fails or if a rat gets into the refrigerated safe, a billionaire can be wiped out.

We begin with another episode of Yes It’s Another Morning where the producer of Yes, It’s Another Morning reviews the secrets of producing a crap morning show as Yes, It’s Another Morning.

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BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) lands on Whackoff 8, the most self-sexually, self-romantically, and self-involved planet in a self-absorbed universe of immense, egocentric, imperiousness. The official transcription logs of BOMT, as it approached the gravitational field of pure narcissistic sexual energy waves, reads as “I am entering the field of Whackoff 8 , detecting a rise in unfiltered egocentric energy and… oh my God, I never noticed how gorgeous and drop dead sexy I am, I … I want to write a love poem to myself… I just can’t help it. My antenna is uncontrollably stroking my throttle-boing stick and it feels so good… I am fanaticising sticking my spoorelease rod into my rear passage duct… and sticking it in and out and in and…. Oh I love me! I am expelling my excess jizzlubricant. I am going to marry myself!”

As BOMT continued admiring a screenshot of itself, it downloaded the following achieve material:

We begin with the Faecal Economist Langly Fulton shares his top tips on toilet paper substitute (note: Do not attempt using discarded sandpaper) and a commercial from Head Bang Industries for the latest technology in walls to bang your head against.

David Cumfucker attempts, unsuccessfully, to report day 69 from the trial of the decade despite obstacles, which include a retarded camera crew (we apologise if saying ‘retarded’ has offended any listeners, including retarded listener, who may tend to become a bit retarded when triggered over retarded things, such as this retarded sketch). After a message from the makers of Kak Gleam who add razzle and sparkle in your dung (and we realise that dung doesn’t usually describe human poop however we are told that some of our listeners are animals), we feature the latest episode of Fucking with Nature where Jim Obean, the fucking naturist, attempts to do it with a bee.

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